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United States44188 Posts
For those of you who dont know, my alt mysteriously vanished about a month ago. A few people noticed that she was in mordus angels, a group of pretty bad players near us. At first, I just used her for intel. The regional intel channels are real nice about telling where there are people to shoot. In fights, I would fc on kwark and listen to their comms. Eventually though, the HYDRA-Hatchery-White Noise intel group wanted me to rob them.
Anyway, over the last month I tested all their poses (player starbases), and the one closest to an npc station had a ship maintenance array configured to allow anyone to use it. So this morning, when I saw nobody online, I struck. I made several trips from the pos to the station, when finally, someone logged in at the pos, putting an end to my plans. He then logged out, so I made more trips. Finally, they realized what happened, eventually figured out it was me (I made a mistake of not instantly moving the things out of my hangar where they could look to another character). By this time though, all the loot was in station, the orca was sold in jita, and my alt was cloaked in space. All I need now is for my other alt in moa to double package everything and have a moa jump freighter courier it to jita for me.
Total haul (still need to take a picture of it): viator, crane, 2x hulk, 2x anathema, 5x buzzard, cheetah, dram, worm, deimos (with large rigs), onieros (with 5 mids fitted), 3x ishtar, 2x crow, ares. The ishtars and tengu provided some misc faction mods. In addition, I conned corpmates out of misc things, like a few bombers and a retriever.
Things heard on moa comms:
1) podla PUBLIC is a hatchery/hydra intel channel that they cunningly put spies in
2) Everyone is kwark
3) Hatchery has grid hacks
4) 6 guns on a tornado is just as good as 8 guns on a tornado
5) Razor alliance is really, really good
6) HYDRA RELOADED is mostly hatchery spies and griefers
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On December 07 2011 17:20 KwarK wrote:
Things heard on moa comms:
1) podla PUBLIC is a hatchery/hydra intel channel that they cunningly put spies in
2) Everyone is kwark
3) Hatchery has grid hacks
4) 6 guns on a tornado is just as good as 8 guns on a tornado
5) Razor alliance is really, really good
6) HYDRA RELOADED is mostly hatchery spies and griefers
1) Unfortunately our security in the realm of public channels is severely lacking, its as if anyone can join, and we can't stop them. The Kwark collective is working on a solution though, and we will be back with an answer when it is ready.
2) This is evident, we need to have Lee-kwark do a proper write up though, as only he could do justice to the state of extreme schizophrenia that the Overkwark is experiencing. Perhaps Michael-kwark or Firebolt-kwark could do so as well.
3) R1CH-kwark is the master of the grid, and instead of the sissy lightcycles, he has represented the data as spaceships. We all know the internet is in 3-D, and the lightcycle doesn't really add in that 3rd dimension. As we are his disciples, he has granted us with power over the grid he has created.
4) They understand the spaceship meta far more than we do. The gun slots on a ship will eventually get tired if they use all 8, so they are kind to the ships and only make them use 6. Of course, we are heartless slave drivers following the teachings of R1CH-kwark, so we force our ships to use all of those slots, and then mercilessly heat those slots over and over again to extract the maximum amount of vitae from the guns. Then we apply nanite paste to cause the guns to forget the torture we have administered, and promptly heat them again, until they eventually die because bbq-kwark decides he isn't going to stop burning until the world is in flames.
5) Razor is indeed an elite group of pilots. Maybe not as elite as the group conscience that is Kwark, but I can see where moa gets their fear
6) This point I will have to respectfully disagree on. As Mandini-kwark, I can feel all the individual threads of the Kwark collective, and I do not feel any threads leading to HYDRA. The Kwark collective does respect these fine pilots though, and we wish them well in all of their future anti-moa endeavours.
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Lalalaland34504 Posts
If this were any other forum a /facepalm gif would be quite appropriate here.
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On December 07 2011 17:32 Firebolt145 wrote:
If this were any other forum a /facepalm gif would be quite appropriate here.
There are many instances where memes and/or gifs are very relevant to the topic at hand. However, the Kwark collective frowns on that sort of thing, and will happily sever one of its threads if it decides it has become too attached to such a childish form of expression.
Also, Mandini-kwark frowns upon your transgression of our business venture, you must reassimilate back into the collective before your connection to the blasphemous dota 2 forces me to cut your thread. There is work to be done.
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Lalalaland34504 Posts
I wish I was playing Dota2. -_-
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Russian Federation3631 Posts
I demand independence from the collective but I'm too busy telling myself to shut the fuck up, apparently.
Its quite a sorry state of affairs to be in.
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I'm more surprised at the HYDRA, russian intel group that kwark's in.
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Netherlands19141 Posts
On December 07 2011 17:59 Firebolt145 wrote:
I wish I was playing Dota2. -_-
Want a key/invite? 
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On December 07 2011 19:17 Nyovne wrote:Want a key/invite?
I know I never really expressed these feelings, but I really love you, man.
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On December 07 2011 19:19 JJoNeEightY wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2011 19:17 Nyovne wrote:On December 07 2011 17:59 Firebolt145 wrote:
I wish I was playing Dota2. -_- Want a key/invite? I know I never really expressed these feelings, but I really love you, man.
I would love you 1000 times more Nyovne!
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Lalalaland34504 Posts
On December 07 2011 19:17 Nyovne wrote:Want a key/invite?
Already have a key bro, just saying that dota isn't the thing that is taking up my time. That said, want to play a few games sometime?
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United States44188 Posts
On December 07 2011 17:31 Mandini wrote:Razor is indeed an elite group of pilots. Maybe not as elite as the group conscience that is Kwark, but I can see where moa gets their fear
I fear you mean consciousness as it is well known that I have no conscience.
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This entire situation
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I was on TS when all that was going on, was some funny shit listening to them bumping shit off the POS
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So today I wake up, get ready for class, and then see I was logged out over down time. No fear though, they didnt boot me. Before I left for class, I went back to the pos, and stole ~250-300M more.
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On December 08 2011 03:03 DiracMonopole wrote:
So today I wake up, get ready for class, and then see I was logged out over down time. No fear though, they didnt boot me. Before I left for class, I went back to the pos, and stole ~250-300M more.
MoA defined a whole new level of stupid.
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ok not everelated and offtopic but:
i just realized after buying a bottle of wine that i dont have a corkscrew. i asked in GA how to open it and got some tips.
sadly i choose the not so good thing to do and pushed the cork in.
this ended in an explosion like fountain of wine which covered me, and all my kitchen walls..
do i need to say that my new flat was recently painted?
pics:
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On December 08 2011 03:36 TobZero wrote:ok not everelated and offtopic but: i just realized after buying a bottle of wine that i dont have a corkscrew. i asked in GA how to open it and got some tips. sadly i choose the not so good thing to do and pushed the cork in. this ended in an explosion like fountain of wine which covered me, and all my kitchen walls.. do i need to say that my new flat was recently painted? pics: + Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler +
LOL! I will never understand how you managed that. It was solid advice. Honest! I do it all the time myself. :D
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Netherlands19141 Posts
On December 07 2011 20:51 Firebolt145 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2011 19:17 Nyovne wrote:On December 07 2011 17:59 Firebolt145 wrote:
I wish I was playing Dota2. -_- Want a key/invite? Already have a key bro, just saying that dota isn't the thing that is taking up my time. That said, want to play a few games sometime?
Yeah sure . And Ueber, shoot me a PM with your email and steamaccount name and I'll throw you the invite.
edit: The rest of you suckups can draw a # and get in line for when there's more to be had.
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