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On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do? For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it Show nested quote +On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700¤tpage=4#61
Holy shit.
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On July 01 2013 13:42 GolemMadness wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do? For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700¤tpage=4#61 Holy shit.
Golden.
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 01 2013 13:46 Malpractice.248 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:42 GolemMadness wrote:On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do? For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700¤tpage=4#61 Holy shit. Golden.
Pun intended?
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On July 01 2013 13:16 Shellshock1122 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:16 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
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For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...Funny as hell though You doubt the powers of Shellbot? I'm like the Kespa of TL. sometimes people post faster than me but most of the time I win Shellephant in the room
And you've had much more practice, spending apparently large parts of your day training your posting abilities. I wonder how much your contract is?
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On July 01 2013 14:19 Jealous wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:16 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:16 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
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He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...Funny as hell though You doubt the powers of Shellbot? I'm like the Kespa of TL. sometimes people post faster than me but most of the time I win Shellephant in the room And you've had much more practice, spending apparently large parts of your day training your posting abilities. I wonder how much your contract is?
Maybe there's also a Shellbot jail
I wonder who's in it
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United States97276 Posts
On July 01 2013 14:19 Jealous wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:16 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:16 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
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He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...Funny as hell though You doubt the powers of Shellbot? I'm like the Kespa of TL. sometimes people post faster than me but most of the time I win Shellephant in the room And you've had much more practice, spending apparently large parts of your day training your posting abilities. I wonder how much your contract is?
unfortunately it's closer to NSH level than Kespa level
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France9034 Posts
Gosh, not that thread. This joke has been there for too long...
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Austria24417 Posts
I'm so glad that this was revived
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On July 01 2013 13:42 GolemMadness wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do? For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700¤tpage=4#61 Holy shit.
My expectations were huge, yet I was not disappointed.
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I came in here hoping for heaps of mud slinging and drama, rage and omg elephants they only lost coz of food poisoning and B teamers omgomg, seems the mood is rather friendly though, how disappointing 
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 01 2013 17:43 AxionSteel wrote:I came in here hoping for heaps of mud slinging and drama, rage and omg elephants they only lost coz of food poisoning and B teamers omgomg, seems the mood is rather friendly though, how disappointing
You should read pages 1 to 296.
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Austria24417 Posts
We're just being nostalgic around here
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On July 01 2013 11:20 lichter wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 11:18 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:17 lichter wrote:
I'm also surprised no body claimed HerO for America
you guyz so xenophobic He lives in Korea though. and he plays in proleague. he's like .49 kespa That didn't stop you from stealing stuff like the telephone (Canadian), Basketball (Canadian), and basically every claimed Thomas Edison invention ever
I logged in to reply to this at work solely because Basketball is as Canadian as American Chop Suey is Chinese. Sure, Dr. Naismith was Canadian American. But he created the game in Springfield, MA and used Peach baskets for nets.
It's as ridiculous as claiming that Polt's fabulous English and love of BBQ could have origins outside of TX.
Also, because I don't know if I have ever posted in this thread, and it is worthy.
+ Show Spoiler +
The true elephant is that all competition is a farce until we see djMiniWheat vs Artwosis in the GSL 2025.
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On July 01 2013 18:06 felisconcolori wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 11:20 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:18 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:17 lichter wrote:
I'm also surprised no body claimed HerO for America
you guyz so xenophobic He lives in Korea though. and he plays in proleague. he's like .49 kespa That didn't stop you from stealing stuff like the telephone (Canadian), Basketball (Canadian), and basically every claimed Thomas Edison invention ever I logged in to reply to this at work solely because Basketball is as Canadian as American Chop Suey is Chinese. Sure, Dr. Naismith was Canadian American. But he created the game in Springfield, MA and used Peach baskets for nets. It's as ridiculous as claiming that Polt's fabulous English and love of BBQ could have origins outside of TX. Also, because I don't know if I have ever posted in this thread, and it is worthy. + Show Spoiler +
The true elephant is that all competition is a farce until we see djMiniWheat vs Artwosis in the GSL 2025.
That didn't stop you from naming your non foot sport football.
(I was and am obviously joking)
(Except for the American football being crap part)
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Australia54784 Posts
felisconcolori this is the first time you've posted in the thread, courtesy of filter haha
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
Also football is BW and American football is sc2
Football:
More mechanically difficult
Old school
All the players are spread apart
Can't ppp without punishment
American football:
Lots of down time then some action
Deathballs
Terrible terrible damage
Players look like marauders
And since this thread has determined Kespa > Esf then Football > American football.
QED bitches
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On July 01 2013 18:15 lichter wrote:
Also football is BW and American football is sc2
Football:
More mechanically difficult
Old school
All the players are spread apart
Can't ppp without punishment
American football:
Lots of down time then some action
Deathballs
Terrible terrible damage
Players look like marauders
And since this thread has determined Kespa > Esf then Football > American football.
QED bitches
Ouch! That stings. Except for the part where USA USA USA USA USA USA.
Also, thanks Opterown! 
Hmm. NFL players actually tend to sound like marauders too...
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 01 2013 18:18 felisconcolori wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 18:15 lichter wrote:
Also football is BW and American football is sc2
Football:
More mechanically difficult
Old school
All the players are spread apart
Can't ppp without punishment
American football:
Lots of down time then some action
Deathballs
Terrible terrible damage
Players look like marauders
And since this thread has determined Kespa > Esf then Football > American football.
QED bitches Ouch! That stings. Except for the part where USA USA USA USA USA USA. Also, thanks Opterown! Hmm. NFL players actually tend to sound like marauders too...
Shellbot has also revealed another similarity
Calciopoli.
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On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do? For being an aggressive motherfucker He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2 He did qualify for Code A And he's starting to get his shit together. Reality better watch his back. Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post. Foreskin piss balloon post? What? I found it Show nested quote +On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700¤tpage=4#61
I don't get what all this fuss is about, how can this be considered a trick? This is no vulture patrol or muta stacking or anything, it's literaly the ONLY thing you can do with a foreskin. And it's not even like it's difficult to find out either, if you're a kind and you feel like you can't hold yourself this should be your first instinct.
Shower pee balloon parties, on the other hand, are more foreign to me, but I have never been really into sports so I don't know.
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What on earth has suddenly hapepned here?
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