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LighT.
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada4501 Posts
July 01 2013 03:12 GMT
#6081
On July 01 2013 12:09 NovemberstOrm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:07 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:59 NovemberstOrm wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:34 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:30 bo1b wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:29 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:26 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:24 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:05 Tanzklaue wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:56 SoFrOsTy wrote:
There weren't a lot of good Kespa players at MLG. Hyun was Kespa literally until he switched to SC 2. But Flash wasn't there, CJHero wasn't there, Parting, Rain, Bisu, Jangbi, Stork, Fantasy, Hyvaa, Innovation, S2, True, Cure, Jaehoon, Terminator, Baby, Zest, sOs, Free, or Soulkey... sooo This not relevant to elephant

actually, it is very relevant, because the article said even lesser kespa players would crush the competition.

what happened in the end was that the kespa players here got beaten up by foreigners and koreans that don't even really affiliate with eSF, or easier said: people that are not mainly competing in korea.

add to that that most of the kespa pros are not really better than the good eSF players.

It is very true that the portion about "any SPL player immediately dominating the competition" has been proven false. You'd have to be a moron to still be arguing that. What is true is that the top-tier of SPL crop are a level above the rest of the competition Perhaps I'm a homer but Innovation, Soulkey, Flash, Rain..I firmly believe they're a level above anyone in GSTL that isnt named Life, and Life's been struggling lately (but small sample size).



Mvp

This thread is now about Mvp

[image loading]

Too small of a sample size to say anything about Mvp, IMO.
All he's done is 2 games off of Innovation, which is pretty nice but...too small of a sample size.

I hurd flash and sos lost just recently... huehuehuehuehue, kespa << foreigners < esf

I still dont like the whole Kespa/esf references.
eSF refers to Startale, LG-IM, MVP, Prime, NsHoseo and (Axiom??)
Azubu is their only little thing, EG-TL is their own little thing and so is Quantic
Kespa is just a big governing body and nothing much more than that

Why cant we just call them GSTL/SPL players so we can include everyone :<...

azubu is esf axiom is not

On July 01 2013 11:58 SoFrOsTy wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:58 NovemberstOrm wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:56 SoFrOsTy wrote:
There weren't a lot of good Kespa players at MLG. Hyun was Kespa literally until he switched to SC 2. But Flash wasn't there, CJHero wasn't there, Parting, Rain, Bisu, Jangbi, Stork, Fantasy, Hyvaa, Innovation, S2, True, Cure, Jaehoon, Terminator, Baby, Zest, sOs, Free, or Soulkey... sooo This not relevant to elephant

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/2013_MLG_Spring_Championship/KeSPA_Qualifiers


Did you actually look at the link you sent? All the Kespa players knocked eachother out in that bracket... lol

you said there were no good kespa players at this mlg, and that's because they were all eliminated by these players who made it to mlg, stats,dear, and soo stood at the top, you can't say they aren't good kespa players. I will say their weren't many of them.


I will never, ever, ever admit that soO is a decent player. Never.

once he beats all your favorite players you will

Decent player and SKT T1 zerg in the same sentence is so awkward...
I do like s2 though.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 01 2013 03:14 GMT
#6082
On July 01 2013 12:09 NovemberstOrm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:07 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:59 NovemberstOrm wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:34 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:30 bo1b wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:29 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:26 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:24 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:05 Tanzklaue wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:56 SoFrOsTy wrote:
There weren't a lot of good Kespa players at MLG. Hyun was Kespa literally until he switched to SC 2. But Flash wasn't there, CJHero wasn't there, Parting, Rain, Bisu, Jangbi, Stork, Fantasy, Hyvaa, Innovation, S2, True, Cure, Jaehoon, Terminator, Baby, Zest, sOs, Free, or Soulkey... sooo This not relevant to elephant

actually, it is very relevant, because the article said even lesser kespa players would crush the competition.

what happened in the end was that the kespa players here got beaten up by foreigners and koreans that don't even really affiliate with eSF, or easier said: people that are not mainly competing in korea.

add to that that most of the kespa pros are not really better than the good eSF players.

It is very true that the portion about "any SPL player immediately dominating the competition" has been proven false. You'd have to be a moron to still be arguing that. What is true is that the top-tier of SPL crop are a level above the rest of the competition Perhaps I'm a homer but Innovation, Soulkey, Flash, Rain..I firmly believe they're a level above anyone in GSTL that isnt named Life, and Life's been struggling lately (but small sample size).



Mvp

This thread is now about Mvp

[image loading]

Too small of a sample size to say anything about Mvp, IMO.
All he's done is 2 games off of Innovation, which is pretty nice but...too small of a sample size.

I hurd flash and sos lost just recently... huehuehuehuehue, kespa << foreigners < esf

I still dont like the whole Kespa/esf references.
eSF refers to Startale, LG-IM, MVP, Prime, NsHoseo and (Axiom??)
Azubu is their only little thing, EG-TL is their own little thing and so is Quantic
Kespa is just a big governing body and nothing much more than that

Why cant we just call them GSTL/SPL players so we can include everyone :<...

azubu is esf axiom is not

On July 01 2013 11:58 SoFrOsTy wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:58 NovemberstOrm wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:56 SoFrOsTy wrote:
There weren't a lot of good Kespa players at MLG. Hyun was Kespa literally until he switched to SC 2. But Flash wasn't there, CJHero wasn't there, Parting, Rain, Bisu, Jangbi, Stork, Fantasy, Hyvaa, Innovation, S2, True, Cure, Jaehoon, Terminator, Baby, Zest, sOs, Free, or Soulkey... sooo This not relevant to elephant

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/2013_MLG_Spring_Championship/KeSPA_Qualifiers


Did you actually look at the link you sent? All the Kespa players knocked eachother out in that bracket... lol

you said there were no good kespa players at this mlg, and that's because they were all eliminated by these players who made it to mlg, stats,dear, and soo stood at the top, you can't say they aren't good kespa players. I will say their weren't many of them.


I will never, ever, ever admit that soO is a decent player. Never.

once he beats all your favorite players you will


soO beat Mvp in Code A, I will never forgive him for this

He beat Flying back in WoL SPL, I think

I don't think he's ever met YuGiOh?

Either way soO sucks forever and ever
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LighT.
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada4501 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 03:15:35
July 01 2013 03:14 GMT
#6083
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri

January is like 34* years old and married :s...
I dont even...
Still trying to figure out who's the culprit in the Samsung Khan house who forgets to flush the toilet.
Money's on Shine or Turn
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 01 2013 03:15 GMT
#6084
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


Top 5, maybe

Being a QT in Kespa Jail is probably not a good thing though
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Lunareste
Profile Joined July 2011
United States3596 Posts
July 01 2013 03:19 GMT
#6085
KeSPA jail ROOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLL
KT FlaSh FOREVER
bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 03:58:14
July 01 2013 03:56 GMT
#6086
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri

Holy shit.

On July 01 2013 11:45 Iodem wrote:
I'm sorry, but did KeSPA already lose? Oh, that's right. WCS 2013 isn't even over yet. In fact, we've only reached the second season of WCS. Does not having your A-team players get a top 3 sweep at MLG count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? KeSPA are still playing OSL right now and they have been the best team in the WCS Korea for how many months now? They're playing some of the worst players in the eSF who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a foreign tournament. But you know what? They still fucking suck. KeSPA players are some of the best fucking players in the SC2 eSports scene, they won the last 2 GSLs and would of won Dreamhack if Jaedong hadn't choked. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when KeSPA sweeps the WCS World Finals at Blizzcon and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Life just got knocked out of OSL Ro32 when he really needed a win, just like Leenock did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-KeSPA posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like them because they're faceless, personality-less players who are really damned good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking fanbases on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

+ Show Spoiler +
I couldn't help it

now thats something to holy shit at. I legit can't tell if you couldn't help continuing the debate or posting something this lolzish.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
July 01 2013 03:57 GMT
#6087
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 01 2013 03:58 GMT
#6088
On July 01 2013 12:56 bo1b wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri

Holy shit.


I am looking at them now and totally not yo
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
LighT.
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada4501 Posts
July 01 2013 04:09 GMT
#6089
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 04:12:16
July 01 2013 04:10 GMT
#6090
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700&currentpage=4#61
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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 04:12:22
July 01 2013 04:11 GMT
#6091
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?


On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.


Stronk derailment here ;
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Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
July 01 2013 04:12 GMT
#6092
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...

Funny as hell though
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
July 01 2013 04:13 GMT
#6093
On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...

Funny as hell though

It was pretty easy to fine with the search feature. not too many posts about it
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bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
July 01 2013 04:14 GMT
#6094
On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...

Funny as hell though

I confess, I googled teamliquid foreskin piss balloon and found it in a few seconds.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 01 2013 04:16 GMT
#6095
On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...

Funny as hell though


You doubt the powers of Shellbot?
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 04:17:03
July 01 2013 04:16 GMT
#6096
On July 01 2013 13:16 lichter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:12 Plansix wrote:
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

Why you would have that on tap, ready to go is beyond me...

Funny as hell though


You doubt the powers of Shellbot?

I'm like the Kespa of TL. sometimes people post faster than me but most of the time I win
Shellephant in the room
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Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
July 01 2013 04:17 GMT
#6097
This last page is so confusing on so many levels.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
LighT.
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada4501 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 04:21:47
July 01 2013 04:19 GMT
#6098
On July 01 2013 13:10 Shellshock1122 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 13:09 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:57 Megaliskuu wrote:
On July 01 2013 12:11 ChoiSulli wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:54 LighT. wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 Shellshock1122 wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:52 lichter wrote:
On July 01 2013 11:50 rshawer wrote:
Someone said Turn is in Kespa jail, what did he do?


For being an aggressive motherfucker

He was promised by Fionn to be one of the up and comers in sc2

He did qualify for Code A
And he's starting to get his shit together.
Reality better watch his back.



Turn is top 1 QT in SC2 (no homo), I notice this crazy sexual tension between him and January I think she does thinks to him but that is just speculation also he reminds me of Girls Day Hyeri


This might be my new favorite post over the 'foreskin piss balloon' post.

Foreskin piss balloon post? What?

I found it
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=60700&currentpage=4#61

I'm never ceased to be amazed how swift you are in posting replies/finding stuff.

And also the post on foreskin: ಠ_ಠ
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 01 2013 04:29 GMT
#6099
On July 01 2013 13:17 Sabu113 wrote:
This last page is so confusing on so many levels.


Usually when I start posting in threads it ends up this way
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
fezvez
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
France3021 Posts
July 01 2013 04:34 GMT
#6100
Lock this thread, please, it brings nothing to SC2

However, the hydraroach thread by Baller...
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