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On May 23 2015 04:23 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2015 04:19 dismiss wrote:On May 23 2015 04:16 Plansix wrote: Well that attorney was a special breed. A judge called our firm to inform us to never send him to her courtroom again. And that judge likes our firm and our attorneys. That email was just the final straw. Was he a "Suits" lawyer irl? Yes. He went to court and everything. He had a pony tail and always wore some dumb hat in the office even though he was told not to. He just pissed that judge off so much she demanded our firm never sent him again. To be clear, a judge can’t ban an attorney from practicing in their court room. But the judge also control things like when hearing dates are set and if you can have an extension on discovery. Rofl do they really tell you to not wear a fedora? Land of the free.
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its always better to look good than to look retarded in front of a judge
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On May 23 2015 04:32 dismiss wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2015 04:23 Plansix wrote:On May 23 2015 04:19 dismiss wrote:On May 23 2015 04:16 Plansix wrote: Well that attorney was a special breed. A judge called our firm to inform us to never send him to her courtroom again. And that judge likes our firm and our attorneys. That email was just the final straw. Was he a "Suits" lawyer irl? Yes. He went to court and everything. He had a pony tail and always wore some dumb hat in the office even though he was told not to. He just pissed that judge off so much she demanded our firm never sent him again. To be clear, a judge can’t ban an attorney from practicing in their court room. But the judge also control things like when hearing dates are set and if you can have an extension on discovery. Rofl do they really tell you to not wear a fedora? Land of the free. In the office of a law firm where we sometimes see clients...yes. No dumb skull caps allowed while you are working on legal stuff.
Edit: Oh in the court room. Fuck no, the court officers will boot your ass. You don't wear a hat in court.
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On May 23 2015 04:33 Erasme wrote: its always better to look good than to look retarded in front of a judge I guess you're fucked if you ever get sued then, h3h3.
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Honestly the qualifier hub this year is going to be terrible. There are no pros attending and that is what made the EU hub last year magical. Now we are going to have philosoraptor conversations with ayesee and zyori instead of bruno and kuro. Not looking forward to this.
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comeh with two tweets favorited by artour. wow.
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Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been
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On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote: Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm."
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I wouldn't have been able to resist sending him taunting emails after he got shitcanned
"Gl on the job search respectable sir"
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On May 23 2015 05:49 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote: Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm." Please tell me he called women M'lady
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hello sir its me your paralegal
fucking wasted 1337post FUCK
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Any post in OOTGD is not a waste, it provides valuable parts of seconds of entertainment for maybe a dozen people reading.
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On May 23 2015 05:56 Jaaaaasper wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2015 05:49 Plansix wrote:On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote: Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm." Please tell me he called women M'lady He liked to call them "miss". We assumed it was because he was awkward or just trying to be polite at first. But then he got super mad when I joked "She has a first name, its right on her email. I use it all the time, she won't be offended." He tried to call me "son" once, but I was older than him and ended that super fast.
To this day my director can't remember why they hired him.
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Holy shit you guys hired a meme lord lawyer
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well it seems like he was able to pass the bar exam despite being younger than plan6 so he's at least got that going for him
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these questions dont have any purpose since it literally has no impact in ur lvl
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both drafts are pretty bad but radiant probably won because those heroes take marginally less skill
questionable picks: omni on radiant (does jugg really need repel? also support omni cant really help with zoning and has trouble getting levels), lesh on radiant (no setup for lesh stun), pugna mid (usually used in push comps, but you have a void) OR void safe (pick a pusher instead of void if you have a pugna), beastmaster off (beastmaster is "ok" in 1v3 offlanes but there's better heroes for that, if you really want to utilize the OP of current beastmaster you wanna put him in a 1v1 lane)
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On May 23 2015 06:08 teddyoojo wrote:these questions dont have any purpose since it literally has no impact in ur lvl I tried tho
Just from a theoretical perspective, no outside stuff like my level, this was just a randomly found match
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On May 23 2015 05:57 l3loodraven wrote: hello sir its me your paralegal
fucking wasted 1337post FUCK sure if the paralegal is Rachel Zane
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