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Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 19:32:24
May 22 2015 19:32 GMT
#37601
On May 23 2015 04:23 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 04:19 dismiss wrote:
On May 23 2015 04:16 Plansix wrote:
Well that attorney was a special breed. A judge called our firm to inform us to never send him to her courtroom again. And that judge likes our firm and our attorneys. That email was just the final straw.

Was he a "Suits" lawyer irl?

Yes. He went to court and everything. He had a pony tail and always wore some dumb hat in the office even though he was told not to. He just pissed that judge off so much she demanded our firm never sent him again.

To be clear, a judge can’t ban an attorney from practicing in their court room. But the judge also control things like when hearing dates are set and if you can have an extension on discovery.

Rofl do they really tell you to not wear a fedora? Land of the free.
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
May 22 2015 19:33 GMT
#37602
its always better to look good than to look retarded in front of a judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 19:37:18
May 22 2015 19:36 GMT
#37603
On May 23 2015 04:32 dismiss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 04:23 Plansix wrote:
On May 23 2015 04:19 dismiss wrote:
On May 23 2015 04:16 Plansix wrote:
Well that attorney was a special breed. A judge called our firm to inform us to never send him to her courtroom again. And that judge likes our firm and our attorneys. That email was just the final straw.

Was he a "Suits" lawyer irl?

Yes. He went to court and everything. He had a pony tail and always wore some dumb hat in the office even though he was told not to. He just pissed that judge off so much she demanded our firm never sent him again.

To be clear, a judge can’t ban an attorney from practicing in their court room. But the judge also control things like when hearing dates are set and if you can have an extension on discovery.

Rofl do they really tell you to not wear a fedora? Land of the free.

In the office of a law firm where we sometimes see clients...yes. No dumb skull caps allowed while you are working on legal stuff.

Edit: Oh in the court room. Fuck no, the court officers will boot your ass. You don't wear a hat in court.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
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dismiss
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
May 22 2015 19:41 GMT
#37604
On May 23 2015 04:33 Erasme wrote:
its always better to look good than to look retarded in front of a judge

I guess you're fucked if you ever get sued then, h3h3.
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
May 22 2015 19:44 GMT
#37605
Honestly the qualifier hub this year is going to be terrible. There are no pros attending and that is what made the EU hub last year magical. Now we are going to have philosoraptor conversations with ayesee and zyori instead of bruno and kuro. Not looking forward to this.
High Risk Low Reward
BluemoonSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
SoCal8933 Posts
May 22 2015 19:50 GMT
#37606
comeh with two tweets favorited by artour. wow.
LiquidDota Staff@BluemoonGG_
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
May 22 2015 20:47 GMT
#37607
Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
May 22 2015 20:49 GMT
#37608
On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote:
Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been

I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm."
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 20:56:33
May 22 2015 20:51 GMT
#37609
I wouldn't have been able to resist sending him taunting emails after he got shitcanned

"Gl on the job search respectable sir"
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
May 22 2015 20:56 GMT
#37610
On May 23 2015 05:49 Plansix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote:
Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been

I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm."

Please tell me he called women M'lady
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
l3loodraven
Profile Joined July 2013
2753 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 20:58:30
May 22 2015 20:57 GMT
#37611
hello sir its me your paralegal

fucking wasted 1337post FUCK
"fear.dankness cuts deeper than swords"
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
May 22 2015 21:01 GMT
#37612
Any post in OOTGD is not a waste, it provides valuable parts of seconds of entertainment for maybe a dozen people reading.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
May 22 2015 21:01 GMT
#37613
On May 23 2015 05:56 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 05:49 Plansix wrote:
On May 23 2015 05:47 PassiveAce wrote:
Lol Plansix what a tool that guy must have been

I knew he was a clown when I saw the pony tail. He tried to get the paralegals to call him "sir" but our director told him "we don't do that at this firm."

Please tell me he called women M'lady

He liked to call them "miss". We assumed it was because he was awkward or just trying to be polite at first. But then he got super mad when I joked "She has a first name, its right on her email. I use it all the time, she won't be offended." He tried to call me "son" once, but I was older than him and ended that super fast.

To this day my director can't remember why they hired him.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
May 22 2015 21:05 GMT
#37614
Holy shit you guys hired a meme lord lawyer
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 21:07:28
May 22 2015 21:05 GMT
#37615
http://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/show?op=d&fp=r&pick=p2ZF2h2ZB0g1Zm1ZY1N3e2ZD0&ban=GZXZwRZQZhmEZIZR
Who do you guys think won? I have no idea how to do this
Yango pls
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
Kupon3ss
Profile Joined May 2008
時の回廊10066 Posts
May 22 2015 21:05 GMT
#37616
well it seems like he was able to pass the bar exam despite being younger than plan6 so he's at least got that going for him
When in doubt, just believe in yourself and press buttons
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
May 22 2015 21:08 GMT
#37617
On May 23 2015 06:05 Howie_Dewitt wrote:
http://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/show?op=d&fp=r&pick=p2ZF2h2ZB0g1Zm1ZY1N3e2ZD0&ban=GZXZwRZQZhmEZIZR
Who do you guys think won? I have no idea how to do this
Yango pls

these questions dont have any purpose since it literally has no impact in ur lvl
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 21:10:29
May 22 2015 21:09 GMT
#37618
On May 23 2015 06:05 Howie_Dewitt wrote:
http://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/show?op=d&fp=r&pick=p2ZF2h2ZB0g1Zm1ZY1N3e2ZD0&ban=GZXZwRZQZhmEZIZR
Who do you guys think won? I have no idea how to do this

both drafts are pretty bad but radiant probably won because those heroes take marginally less skill

questionable picks: omni on radiant (does jugg really need repel? also support omni cant really help with zoning and has trouble getting levels), lesh on radiant (no setup for lesh stun), pugna mid (usually used in push comps, but you have a void) OR void safe (pick a pusher instead of void if you have a pugna), beastmaster off (beastmaster is "ok" in 1v3 offlanes but there's better heroes for that, if you really want to utilize the OP of current beastmaster you wanna put him in a 1v1 lane)
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Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
May 22 2015 21:09 GMT
#37619
On May 23 2015 06:08 teddyoojo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 06:05 Howie_Dewitt wrote:
http://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/show?op=d&fp=r&pick=p2ZF2h2ZB0g1Zm1ZY1N3e2ZD0&ban=GZXZwRZQZhmEZIZR
Who do you guys think won? I have no idea how to do this
Yango pls

these questions dont have any purpose since it literally has no impact in ur lvl

I tried tho

Just from a theoretical perspective, no outside stuff like my level, this was just a randomly found match
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
CorsairHero
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada9491 Posts
May 22 2015 21:10 GMT
#37620
On May 23 2015 05:57 l3loodraven wrote:
hello sir its me your paralegal

fucking wasted 1337post FUCK

sure if the paralegal is Rachel Zane
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