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Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
January 04 2011 16:36 GMT
#3741
On January 05 2011 01:35 gautamvirk86 wrote:
I decided to quit using macro keys on my G15 to play starcraft, life is a lot harder now


Good for you man!

*Unreported*
Random()
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Kyrgyz Republic1462 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-04 16:53:38
January 04 2011 16:53 GMT
#3742
I get angry when people praise the "intelligent" movies that I thought were pretentious bullshit. I get angry when people call "intelligent" movies that I liked pretentious bullshit. I realise that this is totally stupid but I can't help it :\
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
January 04 2011 17:07 GMT
#3743
- When I was maybe 12 i somehow found out that condoms are not protection of not braking your penis. I was really surprised.
- When Im watching horror movie or playing Amnesia Im so scared to have my legs far from my body. I just have to see em because Im scared that someone will cut em off.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 04 2011 17:09 GMT
#3744
On January 05 2011 01:53 Random() wrote:
I get angry when people praise the "intelligent" movies that I thought were pretentious bullshit. I get angry when people call "intelligent" movies that I liked pretentious bullshit. I realise that this is totally stupid but I can't help it :\


This is only stupid if you can't articulate why you thought the movies you like were worthier.
Random()
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Kyrgyz Republic1462 Posts
January 04 2011 17:15 GMT
#3745
On January 05 2011 02:09 The KY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 01:53 Random() wrote:
I get angry when people praise the "intelligent" movies that I thought were pretentious bullshit. I get angry when people call "intelligent" movies that I liked pretentious bullshit. I realise that this is totally stupid but I can't help it :\


This is only stupid if you can't articulate why you thought the movies you like were worthier.


Well that makes no sense, that is my point. Some people think that showing spaceships docking for 15 minutes with classical music in the background is totally pointless and excruciatingly boring, some think that that is stunningly beautiful. You can't prove either group wrong.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 04 2011 17:24 GMT
#3746
On January 05 2011 01:19 jimandjim wrote:
Dear TeamLiquid, today my now ex decided that everything she said she felt for me was just her imagination. she said she loved me, and you know what? the day we get back from break she decides we should just be friends. like i could do that after loving her.

Few more than one line, and not really a confession, but whatever. Needed to get it off my chest.


Sorry.

I feel for you.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 04 2011 17:49 GMT
#3747
On January 05 2011 02:15 Random() wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 02:09 The KY wrote:
On January 05 2011 01:53 Random() wrote:
I get angry when people praise the "intelligent" movies that I thought were pretentious bullshit. I get angry when people call "intelligent" movies that I liked pretentious bullshit. I realise that this is totally stupid but I can't help it :\


This is only stupid if you can't articulate why you thought the movies you like were worthier.


Well that makes no sense, that is my point. Some people think that showing spaceships docking for 15 minutes with classical music in the background is totally pointless and excruciatingly boring, some think that that is stunningly beautiful. You can't prove either group wrong.


Not with that attitude you can't.
Moosey
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States186 Posts
January 04 2011 21:27 GMT
#3748
I was just told 'Sleeping with you makes me want to kill myself' by my FWB. Guess that fun is over.
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
January 04 2011 21:35 GMT
#3749
On January 05 2011 02:15 Random() wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 02:09 The KY wrote:
On January 05 2011 01:53 Random() wrote:
I get angry when people praise the "intelligent" movies that I thought were pretentious bullshit. I get angry when people call "intelligent" movies that I liked pretentious bullshit. I realise that this is totally stupid but I can't help it :\


This is only stupid if you can't articulate why you thought the movies you like were worthier.


Well that makes no sense, that is my point. Some people think that showing spaceships docking for 15 minutes with classical music in the background is totally pointless and excruciatingly boring, some think that that is stunningly beautiful. You can't prove either group wrong.

Uh... what? Do you know anything about cinematography? Tone? Framing? Angles? Camera work?
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 04 2011 21:51 GMT
#3750
I'm gonna make some new friends. My two good friends from HS are both idiots. One became a self absorbed pot head and the other an obnoxious asshole who can't do anything about his problems.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 04 2011 21:52 GMT
#3751
On December 28 2010 06:45 Krigwin wrote:
A few years back I was vacationing in China and kind of got into a relationship with a native. She wanted to go to school to learn English and music, she worked as a babysitter for rich people's kids, and she lived in this dingy tiny apartment with her family. I had hired her to show me around town. The zenith of our dealings was skinny dipping in a hotel pool at 2AM and what came after.

I think she wanted me to bring her back to the US with me, but I just left and I have no idea what's happened to her since. It wasn't until months later that I realized the kind of damage I may have done. I am such an awful person.

:\ Way I see it, you didn't mean any harm. You also don't know if any was done. Don't beat yourself up over it.

This probably sounds absurd, but couldn't you try to get ahold of her somehow? I don't know how much information you had about her. T_T
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Yeahhh!
On December 31 2010 11:53 GiftPflanZe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Im not a virgin anymore since 3 weeks or so,yay

YEAHHH!
On December 31 2010 13:40 Hidden_MotiveS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2010 11:53 GiftPflanZe wrote:
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Im not a virgin anymore since 3 weeks or so,yay

Oh yeah well.... I'm no longer single as of 5 months ago!
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm lying T_T

YEA- ass.
PolSC2
Profile Joined December 2010
United States634 Posts
January 04 2011 23:23 GMT
#3752
Me, my Wife, and Baby daughter (almost one and a half) moved in with my parents to fix our credit so we can apply for a loan for a house. Just minutes ago, my wife calls me and says my medical bills have all went to collection. ONE of those bills is $13,000. I did have those bills on hold, but apparently there is a time limit for that. Now I believe we will never have our own house for my baby to grow up in, or her own room to invite friends into. I'm at work, and I really want to cry.
We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 05 2011 00:36 GMT
#3753
On January 05 2011 08:23 PolSC2 wrote:
Me, my Wife, and Baby daughter (almost one and a half) moved in with my parents to fix our credit so we can apply for a loan for a house. Just minutes ago, my wife calls me and says my medical bills have all went to collection. ONE of those bills is $13,000. I did have those bills on hold, but apparently there is a time limit for that. Now I believe we will never have our own house for my baby to grow up in, or her own room to invite friends into. I'm at work, and I really want to cry.


Chin up friend, it may seem like you'll never make it but sooner than you think this will be an unhappy memory and nothing else. Just gotta soldier on through the present until it becomes the past.
SurroundSound
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
106 Posts
January 05 2011 00:58 GMT
#3754
The first time i ever came was onto a girls face in 7th grade. I got her in the eye and she never spoke to me again until my current senior year in high school. She gave me head again. it happened again
Its not John Hancock...Its Herby Hancock
chuigo
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia93 Posts
January 05 2011 07:15 GMT
#3755
When I look @ my ex, I want nothing more then to fuck her younger sister. Than I would have the ability to tell her she's not as good as her sister.
StateSC2
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (South)621 Posts
January 05 2011 07:47 GMT
#3756
I don't know how much supply a pylon gives.
Fireblast!: "This guy is pointless and wonderful"
Lowkin
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada232 Posts
January 05 2011 08:15 GMT
#3757
On December 21 2010 21:22 GGitsJack wrote:
This might be a bit sickening but I love the things I produce, idk if it's a man thing but I frequently smell my sweaty ballsacks and my feet of which are like perfumes to me. This also includes my farts and dumps in the toilet, as I'm finishing typing I take a swipe at my sacks and smell my sweatyness pride.


Everyone loves there own brand.

I don't know if I like masturbation or sex more. Damn you dual monitors with internet.
Nexzico
Profile Joined November 2006
Sweden93 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 08:19:09
January 05 2011 08:17 GMT
#3758
I'm pretty much only good at math, so when someone is better than me at something else i think to my self, "At least I'm smarter than that stupid fck that doesn't know any math".
(When someone is better than me at math than me, I feel stupid)

I hate stupid people, and with my definition of "intelligence", I hate almost everyone I meet. Because of this everytime I go to parties/go out I just want to hang out with my friends, to save me from talking to stupid people.

I blame my inability to get girls on my so called intellect.
(Elliot to Dr. Cox) I started an I hate cox chat room. It doesnt really work out the way I planned.. It is me, two inturns and 14.000 lesbians
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 05 2011 11:45 GMT
#3759
On January 05 2011 17:17 Nexzico wrote:
I'm pretty much only good at math, so when someone is better than me at something else i think to my self, "At least I'm smarter than that stupid fck that doesn't know any math".
(When someone is better than me at math than me, I feel stupid)

I hate stupid people, and with my definition of "intelligence", I hate almost everyone I meet. Because of this everytime I go to parties/go out I just want to hang out with my friends, to save me from talking to stupid people.

I blame my inability to get girls on my so called intellect.


I used to think a little like that when I was younger. Up to the age of about 15 I'd smash every test out of the park and come top of my year without even putting in half the effort a lot of other people did. I was told repeatedly that I was a prodigy, that I was on the fast track to Oxford. Went to my head a little bit, but only privately as I was very small and quiet. Similiar to you, I found most people very irritating.

But then I hit a part of my life when all my priorities changed and I was now good at a whole bunch of things that meant less than nothing to me. I didn't want to go to Oxford, or be a politician or a doctor. In fact all that sounded like a nightmare. I went from the ideal student to the most frustrating.

Nowadays I'm entirely different, no one would ever describe me as small or quiet and I like all the people I ever meet even if they are obnoxious or arseholes, I just remind myself of shared humanity and how they're almost certainly basically nice people etc etc. The old arrogance of childhood still manifests itself though; subconciously I still think I'm the cleverest person I've ever met. I conciously realise and tell myself that it is absolutely not the case, but my subconcious is still like 'Nope. Definitely.'
XiaN
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany162 Posts
January 05 2011 20:38 GMT
#3760
When i first discovered masturbation the way i did it was by slapping my dick back and forth really hard with my hand. I wasn't till like a year later that i discovered there was a easier gentler way.

LOL ... just as i read this i remember it did the same for some month ^_^

As on topic, i really really hope that a WorldWar3 or revolution will break out soon and release us from the horribly boredom that is currently going on in the world.

I have to add that i'm not into military or things like that and know that i will regret once actual war will break out. Still i can't think on something else when i take a big look on the world.

"Protect me from what i want" as Placebo would say
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