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Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 06 2011 21:27 GMT
#3781
Every time i get a PM i get immediatley scared thinking its a ban or warning as i have gotten severals in my time.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Gleve
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States206 Posts
January 06 2011 21:47 GMT
#3782
When I'm alone in my house taking a shower I always have this thought go through my head "Did I lock the door!?" and get paranoid that someone might break in. Being in the shower seems like the worst place to be if someone tried to rob you... Wet and naked
♞
ambriglia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
January 06 2011 21:54 GMT
#3783
I enjoy playing Sc2 and reading Harry Potter... I am 24 years old.
pwn n00bs
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
January 06 2011 22:04 GMT
#3784
I almost always disregard sc2 balance & strategy opinions from anyone who is below bonus pool-level diamond.
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 06 2011 22:27 GMT
#3785
When I'm at home, I like to sit down for peeing. Like a girl.
Mada_Jiang
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia236 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 23:48:50
January 06 2011 23:15 GMT
#3786
--- Nuked ---
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 06 2011 23:33 GMT
#3787
On January 07 2011 06:54 ambriglia wrote:
I enjoy playing Sc2 and reading Harry Potter... I am 24 years old.


so..?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
January 07 2011 02:35 GMT
#3788
I have done quite possibly the least you could do during a winter break
Power of Ze
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
January 07 2011 02:58 GMT
#3789
sadly everyone reads harry potter, so its not as shameful as it should be (love those fing books)
Idra Potter: I don't use avada kedavra because i have self-respect.
Confuse
Profile Joined October 2009
2238 Posts
January 07 2011 03:14 GMT
#3790
On January 07 2011 08:33 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 06:54 ambriglia wrote:
I enjoy playing Sc2 and reading Harry Potter... I am 24 years old.


so..?


agreed. so...? You should find bigger things to worry about.
If we fear what we do not understand, then why is ignorance bliss?
disco.basket
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1 Post
January 07 2011 03:27 GMT
#3791
I was going to go as a pro gamer and right when i told my dad we went off the road and the crash crippled me for life.
Now i dont even play the games i love anymore because i have little arm function and no hand function at all....
All i do now is rage at people on websites with dragonspeak.....
FML
Oh yea, my bro discobasket got my 14000 computer and barely uses it just because his right hand doesnt really work.....
FML ....
"I bake shit, not get baked"
Gemini_19
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1263 Posts
January 07 2011 03:29 GMT
#3792
I just QQed about imbalance...


:'[
@GGemini19 GM Protoss | http://www.twitch.tv/geminisc2 | I <333 HerO & Trap | Check out my Build of the Week series on /r/allthingsprotoss, TL, or Spawning Tool
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
January 07 2011 03:32 GMT
#3793
On January 07 2011 07:27 hifriend wrote:
When I'm at home, I like to sit down for peeing. Like a girl.

I do also just not all the time.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
January 07 2011 06:48 GMT
#3794
I love proving to myself that I am better than other people at various things, or if I'm not better than someone I will strive to get better than them just for the sake of being better. At the same time though I hate when people look up to me because anything I'm good at, anyone can do with enough work so I don't feel like it's even an accomplishment.
Ynyienae
Profile Joined May 2010
United States58 Posts
January 07 2011 07:35 GMT
#3795
I just found out today that you can chain cast spells by holding down the button like T for psi-storm so you can cast a bunch of them quickly. I'm a 2200 Protoss and I use high temps and forcefields all the time by hitting F or T between each cast....
"If your opponent is doing something weird, just go fucking kill him" Day[9]
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 07 2011 08:23 GMT
#3796
On January 06 2011 22:52 Necosarius wrote:
^Dude where is your quote from? I remember it was somewhere here on TL >_<

I just had a soda (come and slap me TL health and fitness).


Do you mean my Sig? Its from a grudematch of a vVv member vs. 2 douchebags from his school which he won.

Confession: I was so tired when driving yesterday, i actually stood on the right departure, thought i was wrong, speeded out of it and found myself thinking 200m later: What the F... are you doing here, you were on the right one ^.^
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 07 2011 08:25 GMT
#3797
On January 07 2011 12:27 disco.basket wrote:
I was going to go as a pro gamer and right when i told my dad we went off the road and the crash crippled me for life.
Now i dont even play the games i love anymore because i have little arm function and no hand function at all....
All i do now is rage at people on websites with dragonspeak.....
FML
Oh yea, my bro discobasket got my 14000 computer and barely uses it just because his right hand doesnt really work.....
FML ....


Sry for dual post but:

Woah, dude! Sick shit :-(
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
January 07 2011 11:58 GMT
#3798
On January 07 2011 12:32 zergnewb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 07:27 hifriend wrote:
When I'm at home, I like to sit down for peeing. Like a girl.

I do also just not all the time.



I do the same. Why wouldnt you do it? I mean it's more relaxing sitting down, you can just sit down and relax, no need to aim or use your leg muscles. I do as much as possible sitting down
If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
January 07 2011 12:28 GMT
#3799
On January 07 2011 20:58 Deadlyfish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 12:32 zergnewb wrote:
On January 07 2011 07:27 hifriend wrote:
When I'm at home, I like to sit down for peeing. Like a girl.

I do also just not all the time.



I do the same. Why wouldnt you do it? I mean it's more relaxing sitting down, you can just sit down and relax, no need to aim or use your leg muscles. I do as much as possible sitting down


The bowl in my house has the nasty habit of where you sit being too close to the edge and when you pee it sorta reflects it really well.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-07 12:49:48
January 07 2011 12:48 GMT
#3800
LoL I just got hit by a random pussy just outside the subway.
I was in the train, tired cauz my life is shit for some reasons (i have a lot of trouble since 2 years, money, familly, love, i'm like the most unlucky guy in the universe). My girl friend called me at 7 am, telling me she didn't sleep at all, and that she needs my help because she is going for a depression like the years before (where she tried suicide).
Well, when i was going out, like a thousand people were around me, so thing were quite slow. The pussy was trying to go faster than everyone, pushing me. I look at him with cold eyes and he whined like a bitch. I told him to run. Then he explained his behavior, i told him i could not go faster, he then got nervous. I told him to leave me alone, and the bitch just gave me a hit with his head, like a fucking rambo or something, then just pushed me a bit. I told him that he was a looser ("bon a rien") and then he left while i was looking for my glasses (i lost then when he pushed me and i can't see shit without them).

I mean what the fuck, fighting for something so uselessssssss.
Why It seems I can't live just IN PEACE?
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
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