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Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
January 07 2011 12:56 GMT
#3801
I am a big jersey shore fan. I watched the premiere of season 3 last night and absolutely loved when Sammi Sweetheart and Jwoww fought at the end. Also the clips of what's to come made me really excited about future episodes.

I have the first 2 seasons downloaded, amounting to over 10gigs of HD jersey shore footage. This includes extras, deleted scenes, the reunions, and tips from Mike the situation and snooki themselves.
HuggyBear
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia377 Posts
January 07 2011 13:59 GMT
#3802
Ever since I bought SC2, I feel awkward whenever I hang around with my non-gamer friends since its the only thing I feel I always want to talk about.
"Sleeping with SeLeCT is Standard. Once you've slept with Day9 everything else is just ..." - CatZ
OPman
Profile Joined December 2010
United States131 Posts
January 07 2011 14:03 GMT
#3803
On January 07 2011 22:59 HuggyBear wrote:
Ever since I bought SC2, I feel awkward whenever I hang around with my non-gamer friends since its the only thing I feel I always want to talk about.


I know how you feel.

Confession... I have little to no sympathy for people whining about lost girlfriends and such. Get over it.
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
ambriglia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
January 07 2011 14:05 GMT
#3804
On January 07 2011 12:14 Confuse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 08:33 Zoler wrote:
On January 07 2011 06:54 ambriglia wrote:
I enjoy playing Sc2 and reading Harry Potter... I am 24 years old.


so..?


agreed. so...? You should find bigger things to worry about.

Haha! Clearly this isn't the right crowd to post this kind of humor.
pwn n00bs
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
January 07 2011 14:09 GMT
#3805
On January 07 2011 11:58 eth3n wrote:
sadly everyone reads harry potter, so its not as shameful as it should be (love those fing books)

Not everyone reads about magic schoolboys dude.
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 07 2011 14:22 GMT
#3806
On January 07 2011 23:09 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 11:58 eth3n wrote:
sadly everyone reads harry potter, so its not as shameful as it should be (love those fing books)

Not everyone reads about magic schoolboys dude.


But most enjoy carrying a magic stick in their hand, swinging it through the air and shouting weird stuff.

Err...

Confession: I like turtles.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
crappen
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway1546 Posts
January 07 2011 15:10 GMT
#3807
On January 07 2011 05:39 ChrisXIV wrote:
I come across as an extremely uncanny person to people who don't know me.

I'm 20 and never had a GF, don't think I ever will.

I think life in general sucks - yes, there are happy moments, but overall it's just one huge shit-storm.


Happyness is like a lightswitch, you can simply just turn it on. You can try it right now.

And if it helps, I got my first GF at 18, and the next 4 years was a living nightmare, like a hard lesson, and Im pretty sure I thought exactly like you did.
Only thing that kept me being with her, was that damn pussy. I felt so powerless and useless.

I think that, what happens to you, is in a perfect lineup. You not having a girlfriend now is ment to be. When you learn to be okey with not having a girlfriend, your life will move on to the next lesson that is ment for you. Its like an onion, layers after layers is discovered, and as you work through them, you will feel differently, and towards a life that is filled with more joy then fear/stress/insecurity.
Im always fond of animals, cause I know they are happy. Have you seen a cat just sleeping 20hours a day with a big happy smile around their face when you look at them? It seems life is not about achievements and all that ego nonsense we put on ourself. Its all about feeling good and safe right now.
So ask yourself, how can you start to feel safe, relaxed and filled with love and happyness? You dont need to win GSL to feel that. If a cat can do it with sleeping 20hours a day, so can we.
What differs us, is our childhood. We are born perfect, then as we mimick our parents insecure, stressful behaviour, we become something we are not ment for. It can be something thrivial. We show our curiousity to our parents, they punish us for it and sadly, it just sticks to our mind till we one day become aware of it, and start convicing us that we can now be safe again, to explore and be curious.

Just dont give up.
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
January 07 2011 15:28 GMT
#3808
I have been high on weed everyday for the past 8 years of my life.
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
dgReborn
Profile Joined August 2010
United States453 Posts
January 07 2011 15:32 GMT
#3809
I play WoW.
I have no enemies, But i'm intensely disliked by my friends.
OriX
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom41 Posts
January 07 2011 15:33 GMT
#3810
I put the screw in the Tuna.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
January 07 2011 15:41 GMT
#3811
My life feels like a big meaningless battle against mediocrity, and I'm getting tired of knowing i will never win.

I lost all respect for humankind when I was like 13. I have a hard time seeing any animal suffering in movies while i don't even care to see a man suffering just before me - most of the time i feel like he deserved it somehow, as a human being that is.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
ambriglia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-07 15:54:25
January 07 2011 15:44 GMT
#3812
On January 08 2011 00:10 crappen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 05:39 ChrisXIV wrote:
I come across as an extremely uncanny person to people who don't know me.

I'm 20 and never had a GF, don't think I ever will.

I think life in general sucks - yes, there are happy moments, but overall it's just one huge shit-storm.


Happyness is like a lightswitch, you can simply just turn it on. You can try it right now.

And if it helps, I got my first GF at 18, and the next 4 years was a living nightmare, like a hard lesson, and Im pretty sure I thought exactly like you did.
Only thing that kept me being with her, was that damn pussy. I felt so powerless and useless.

I think that, what happens to you, is in a perfect lineup. You not having a girlfriend now is ment to be. When you learn to be okey with not having a girlfriend, your life will move on to the next lesson that is ment for you. Its like an onion, layers after layers is discovered, and as you work through them, you will feel differently, and towards a life that is filled with more joy then fear/stress/insecurity.
Im always fond of animals, cause I know they are happy. Have you seen a cat just sleeping 20hours a day with a big happy smile around their face when you look at them? It seems life is not about achievements and all that ego nonsense we put on ourself. Its all about feeling good and safe right now.
So ask yourself, how can you start to feel safe, relaxed and filled with love and happyness? You dont need to win GSL to feel that. If a cat can do it with sleeping 20hours a day, so can we.
What differs us, is our childhood. We are born perfect, then as we mimick our parents insecure, stressful behaviour, we become something we are not ment for. It can be something thrivial. We show our curiousity to our parents, they punish us for it and sadly, it just sticks to our mind till we one day become aware of it, and start convicing us that we can now be safe again, to explore and be curious.

Just dont give up.

Wow. That is REALLY good advice, specifically the last paragraph.

Thanks for the enlightenment today! We need more people like you in the world.

EDIT: I read this over 4 times now and even sent it to my wife. You definitely impacted my life today.
pwn n00bs
Djinii
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Czech Republic61 Posts
January 07 2011 15:45 GMT
#3813
I kicked my new "girlfriend" out of the bed a few times.

We haven't had sex yet. I undress her almost completely, then, suddenly I tell her to stay the fuck away from me, or ask her whether she thinks I'm going to lower my 'stats' with her after my previous girlfriend.
She's in love with me I guess, she's in it too deep, so she keeps coming back and I'm fine in the position where my mere interest every once in a while works as a superromanticmegadate gesture. It may go somewhere though. Either way I don't think this is very nice, it's probably been hard on her. Just thought I'd share.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
January 07 2011 15:47 GMT
#3814
On January 07 2011 17:23 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2011 22:52 Necosarius wrote:
^Dude where is your quote from? I remember it was somewhere here on TL >_<

I just had a soda (come and slap me TL health and fitness).


Do you mean my Sig? Its from a grudematch of a vVv member vs. 2 douchebags from his school which he won.

Confession: I was so tired when driving yesterday, i actually stood on the right departure, thought i was wrong, speeded out of it and found myself thinking 200m later: What the F... are you doing here, you were on the right one ^.^

Oh yeah now I remember! Thanks!

I watched OSL today at work. It was worth it
Gridlock
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom517 Posts
January 07 2011 16:50 GMT
#3815
I have no respect for, and avoid my 'friends' who are unemployed and living on government benefits (read: my tax money). I don't mean temporary unemployment because you were made redundant etc, I mean total lazy arse turn down jobs when they are offered to you and still think your a big playah in the world attitude.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
January 07 2011 17:11 GMT
#3816
On January 08 2011 01:50 Gridlock wrote:
I have no respect for, and avoid my 'friends' who are unemployed and living on government benefits (read: my tax money). I don't mean temporary unemployment because you were made redundant etc, I mean total lazy arse turn down jobs when they are offered to you and still think your a big playah in the world attitude.

Lol you're a hell of an ignorant man, if you think every unemployed guy are lazy arse who turn down jobs, you live in a fairy tail.

I have a master (actually major of my promotion) and at the moment i have the lowest salary possible in France, sometime i would even prefer being unemployed.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
Gridlock
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom517 Posts
January 07 2011 17:21 GMT
#3817
On January 08 2011 02:11 WhiteDog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2011 01:50 Gridlock wrote:
I have no respect for, and avoid my 'friends' who are unemployed and living on government benefits (read: my tax money). I don't mean temporary unemployment because you were made redundant etc, I mean total lazy arse turn down jobs when they are offered to you and still think your a big playah in the world attitude.

Lol you're a hell of an ignorant man, if you think every unemployed guy are lazy arse who turn down jobs, you live in a fairy tail.

I have a master (actually major of my promotion) and at the moment i have the lowest salary possible in France, sometime i would even prefer being unemployed.


I said my friends mate, I don't mean the public in general - I mean my friends who ARE lazy fuckers.

Do I pass the test now?

PS: Even though you are on minimum salary, you are contributing to France's economy, not just taking. for that I applaud you, and as you are obviously not afraid of work and getting your hands dirty I'm sure you will earn a ton of cash

I think I have this outlook because I had children very young and went straight into work from high school. I had to carve a path for myself and luckily enough I did find a nice career and earn lots of money. I get a lot of money taken from me as tax, a large slice of which goes to people who in my eyes don't deserve it.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-07 17:25:46
January 07 2011 17:25 GMT
#3818
As a Canadian who pays nearly half his salary back to the government, I agree with Gridlock.

ryanAnger
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States838 Posts
January 07 2011 19:23 GMT
#3819
On January 08 2011 00:41 WhiteDog wrote:
My life feels like a big meaningless battle against mediocrity, and I'm getting tired of knowing i will never win.

I lost all respect for humankind when I was like 13. I have a hard time seeing any animal suffering in movies while i don't even care to see a man suffering just before me - most of the time i feel like he deserved it somehow, as a human being that is.


In my opinion, I feel like this is a logical thought for any intelligent human being. The truth is, the only animal capable of evil is the human.

Our intelligent brains enable us to make decisions that are immoral and inherently evil, and dogs, cats, what have you, are completely incapable of doing evil things, at least purposely, because they rely on pure instinct. Anyone who understands this is likely to share our beliefs.
On my way...
Jstor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States107 Posts
January 07 2011 19:29 GMT
#3820
On January 08 2011 04:23 ryanAnger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2011 00:41 WhiteDog wrote:
My life feels like a big meaningless battle against mediocrity, and I'm getting tired of knowing i will never win.

I lost all respect for humankind when I was like 13. I have a hard time seeing any animal suffering in movies while i don't even care to see a man suffering just before me - most of the time i feel like he deserved it somehow, as a human being that is.


In my opinion, I feel like this is a logical thought for any intelligent human being. The truth is, the only animal capable of evil is the human.

Our intelligent brains enable us to make decisions that are immoral and inherently evil, and dogs, cats, what have you, are completely incapable of doing evil things, at least purposely, because they rely on pure instinct. Anyone who understands this is likely to share our beliefs.


I disagree. Have you ever seen animals like lions killing all the cubs in the pride when they take over? How is that not evil?
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