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Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
January 03 2011 17:10 GMT
#3701
I used memes in school (speaking them out aloud) and people wont stop using them now.
BillyHardcore
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark104 Posts
January 03 2011 17:16 GMT
#3702
Once when getting a bj, I let one rip, didnt think much of it, just felt natural.
Needless to say my ex didnt like it, and we stopped the interactions right there.
One does not simply walk into maraudor
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
January 03 2011 17:16 GMT
#3703
I haven't gone to the gym in the past month and I've gained back about 30 pounds.

I feel like a POS. All my hard work, gone.
qck
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom201 Posts
January 03 2011 17:29 GMT
#3704
I contemplated pissing in the mouth of the woman who had decided to go down on me during NYE as I was so gacked out I was unable to ejaculate. Luckily for her, I came to my senses and instead of urinating, I pretended to pass out.
"Who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, Christ, I forgot! Here in the States you call it a 'sausage' in the mouth." -- Tobias Fünke
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
January 03 2011 17:34 GMT
#3705
On January 04 2011 02:10 Nuttyguy wrote:
I used memes in school (speaking them out aloud) and people wont stop using them now.


Ahahah same, the troll face meme is quite popular in my class now.

I have absolutely no feelings for anybody in the world, not even my family. Pretty much nonexistent.
End my suffering
Obstikal
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
616 Posts
January 03 2011 17:41 GMT
#3706
I'm hiding D:
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
January 03 2011 17:41 GMT
#3707
On January 04 2011 02:34 Ayush_SCtoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2011 02:10 Nuttyguy wrote:
I used memes in school (speaking them out aloud) and people wont stop using them now.


Ahahah same, the troll face meme is quite popular in my class now.

I have absolutely no feelings for anybody in the world, not even my family. Pretty much nonexistent.


I do alot of maths at school and the answers are usually,
+ Show Spoiler +
OVER 9000

its gets annoying
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
January 03 2011 17:59 GMT
#3708
I haven't logged onto SCII since Cataclysm was released.

Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
January 03 2011 18:10 GMT
#3709
I've been aiming to be a Brain Surgeon since I was 11, but most of the time on the road to becoming one I feel as though I'm inadequate and there are many more people better suited to the job. :<
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44218 Posts
January 03 2011 18:15 GMT
#3710
On January 03 2011 19:34 Eluadyl wrote:
I have RL friends who lurk this forum and they know my username, therefore I can't confess and I hate it.


THIS.

Also, I won't post bad stuff because I'm afraid that my girlfriend checks TeamLiquid because I talk about this website all the time. Not that she's a creeper, but she genuinely will go out of her way to look up the stuff that I like, because she's freakin awesome and it gives us more stuff to talk about. (She bought SC1 and learned to play it because I liked it so much )

So yeah. Uh... I confess to loving puppies...
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Awesomo
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands206 Posts
January 03 2011 18:18 GMT
#3711
I think i made Shell add minecraft.net and teamliquid.net to their blacklisted websites.
I have an ice-cold beer, everything is possible.
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
January 03 2011 18:18 GMT
#3712
On January 04 2011 03:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2011 19:34 Eluadyl wrote:
I have RL friends who lurk this forum and they know my username, therefore I can't confess and I hate it.


THIS.

Also, I won't post bad stuff because I'm afraid that my girlfriend checks TeamLiquid because I talk about this website all the time. Not that she's a creeper, but she genuinely will go out of her way to look up the stuff that I like, because she's freakin awesome and it gives us more stuff to talk about. (She bought SC1 and learned to play it because I liked it so much )

So yeah. Uh... I confess to loving puppies...


Make a new account that only you know, and use it for your confessions, I know I would do it if I had anything embarrassing to confess.
danielsan
Profile Joined December 2010
Romania399 Posts
January 03 2011 18:27 GMT
#3713
As a child i used to catch (live) flies and cut their heads of with a razor blade, collecting all in a recipient.

However, ever since i turned 13-14, i have never killed anything except mosquitos. When a spider or other critter is in my house i waste alot of time to catch and release it safely.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 03 2011 19:26 GMT
#3714
On January 04 2011 03:27 danielsan wrote:
As a child i used to catch (live) flies and cut their heads of with a razor blade, collecting all in a recipient.

However, ever since i turned 13-14, i have never killed anything except mosquitos. When a spider or other critter is in my house i waste alot of time to catch and release it safely.


I just let em chill, man. Except spiders, I carefully put them outside after a couple of days. I like spiders.

Also, confession - probably because of Toy Story, as a kid I believed inanimate objects had feelings. I found it very difficult to throw anything away, my room was full of junk. Clothes shopping was really stressful because I saw the clothes sort of like children in an orphanage, anything I tried on had to be purchased as I couldn't bear to 'disappoint' the clothes.

I knew it was absurd, so I never told anyone. To this day I still have a few of the things I couldn't throw away (2 glow in the dark dinosaurs, a hockey puck, a pair of shitty scissors that came in a children's art set, etc etc).
OverZero
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States271 Posts
January 04 2011 01:35 GMT
#3715
This fall was my first semester of college and I failed every class I took. Now I can no longer receive financial aid, and I'm not sure if i should return next semester.
PLAGUUUUUUU <My Stream: twitch.tv/paullolol > Check it out some time!!!
Airfan
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany73 Posts
January 04 2011 02:10 GMT
#3716
I hated school. Most of my dear classmates did nothing but drinking alcohol and playing WoW in their freetime, I was happy when those idiots left me alone. The difficulty of tests and exams was a joke and I probably could have taken final exams like 2 years earlier if I just rushed through everything. I never did anything for school and had yet relatively good grades. My first love was horrible and most of the pain came from seeing him every day. All school did for me was making me feel misplaced in society.
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-04 02:25:06
January 04 2011 02:22 GMT
#3717
On January 04 2011 10:35 OverZero wrote:
This fall was my first semester of college and I failed every class I took. Now I can no longer receive financial aid, and I'm not sure if i should return next semester.

Haha man, same thing happened to me, but for both semesters. I failed 6/8 of my papers this year and now I can't afford to go back. Sucks to be us.
LOUD NOISES!!!
mapleleafs791
Profile Joined September 2010
United States225 Posts
January 04 2011 02:23 GMT
#3718
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


lol epic rage, idra would be proud.
Spor.534 Master Zerg NA
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
January 04 2011 02:36 GMT
#3719
I have absolutely no feelings for anybody in the world, not even my family. Pretty much nonexistent.

I'm sorry for that. Are you sure you don't care about anyone? Look at some of your old photos of you spending time with your family and tell me you don't care about them.


As a child i used to catch (live) flies and cut their heads of with a razor blade, collecting all in a recipient.
However, ever since i turned 13-14, i have never killed anything except mosquitos. When a spider or other critter is in my house i waste alot of time to catch and release it safely.

I used to capture ants that crawled in my house in between legos and microwaved them. Now, sometimes I let spiders go to eat other insects, and sometimes let them outside because I know girls don't want to see me kill them. I don't think it's too fun to kill insects but I say it is to sound sadistic.

I think I only have like four close friends. Not as bad a confession as I thought.

One I've known practically my whole life and is also studying engineering, one is in my major, one was another childhood friend studying at the same school in a different major, and the last one lives in the same res as me. I didn't make many friends as close as them that I could confide in back in high school. Perhaps only one that I've since lost touch with. In fact when it came time for me to go to college, I knew that I didn't care about practically any of them enough to let them influence my college decision. I didn't care too much that I wouldn't see any of them again. Perhaps that's the way highschool->college is supposed to work.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
January 04 2011 02:40 GMT
#3720
I told my parents that my bad grades in college were due to movies when instead they were from watching too much BW/SC2.
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