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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
December 31 2010 08:55 GMT
#3661
I had a sex dream about a female friend I have.
Azza
Profile Joined June 2010
China650 Posts
December 31 2010 09:05 GMT
#3662
I once broke a neighbours window with a friend. I tried to get out of it by saying I was only throwing snails.
Clark_Kent
Profile Joined September 2010
1 Post
December 31 2010 14:27 GMT
#3663
I am Superman.
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
December 31 2010 16:18 GMT
#3664
On December 31 2010 11:53 GiftPflanZe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Im not a virgin anymore since 3 weeks or so,yay


Grats to both of you!

I sometimes weep when I watch beautiful movies..
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
dantroid225
Profile Joined April 2010
United States56 Posts
December 31 2010 17:51 GMT
#3665
I haven't has sex since my last girlfriend 6 months ago. I loved her very much and she crushed me.

I've hooked up with 3 girls since and each time I had the chance to have sex with them... I couldn't get wood.

HUGE mindfuck.

I lost my chances with them and just want to be in a relationship again.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
December 31 2010 18:02 GMT
#3666
i hate doctors, not because im scared of needles or anything like that but i think most of them are self-righteous morons who misdiagnoses people left and right
Inertia_EU
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom513 Posts
December 31 2010 19:55 GMT
#3667
My Ex is my fuck-buddy, and i deliberately hurt her during because i secretly hate her.
meffo
Profile Joined October 2009
Sweden109 Posts
December 31 2010 20:24 GMT
#3668
i am all alone at new years eve - and i'm really fucking enjoying it.
for now we see through a mirror in an enigma, but then face to face. now I know in part, but then I shall know as also I was fully known. - 1 corinthians 13:1 (12)
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
December 31 2010 20:33 GMT
#3669
On January 01 2011 05:24 meffo wrote:
i am all alone at new years eve - and i'm really fucking enjoying it.


So am I, most relaxing chill new years eve, ever! Watching pimpest plays and various interviews
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
ipodipad
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1 Post
January 01 2011 02:09 GMT
#3670
I once jacked off in a girl friend's bikini bottoms while she was in another room. When we got to the beach she went to change and she was walking a bit slower and awkwardly on her way back from the bathroom. I asked her if everything was alright and she said that she felt a bit chilly.

Win.
StateSC2
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (South)621 Posts
January 01 2011 02:40 GMT
#3671
On December 27 2010 23:11 Barca wrote:
Sometimes I shift+move drones after I have them make a building just to give them false hope that they won't die


This made me laugh. I love it!
Fireblast!: "This guy is pointless and wonderful"
CoMaS
Profile Joined December 2010
United States39 Posts
January 01 2011 03:16 GMT
#3672
On January 01 2011 11:09 ipodipad wrote:
I once jacked off in a girl friend's bikini bottoms while she was in another room. When we got to the beach she went to change and she was walking a bit slower and awkwardly on her way back from the bathroom. I asked her if everything was alright and she said that she felt a bit chilly.

Win.


would it be gay if I said I got a boner from this post?
Seala
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden118 Posts
January 01 2011 04:17 GMT
#3673
I constantly go around feeling like I don't have feelings like everyone else. I have to fake my way through conversations and relationships, I really don't care about anyone, it's not that I don't want to, I just don't feel anything for, for example, my parents, brother/sister etc.

I'm also digging myself into an extremly deep hole in my life at the moment. For the last few years I've hardly done any school work at all, only playing video games. I'm going to fail like half my classes this year. I don't want to keep studying, I don't want to work, I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

I recently got signed with a sc2 team, I get payed to play and get lan support, basically everything I've wanted for the past months, but after doing so I've lost all motivation to play and honestly feel like never playing again.

Just a few hours ago I started up my wow account again and put my sc2 in the trash can (couldn't quite get around to deleting it though).
laLAlA[uC]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada963 Posts
January 01 2011 05:38 GMT
#3674
So here's how it started: After looking over the TL super heroes thread, I exclaimed as to why there was no chill superhero. The female among us said something along the lines of. "I love chill :> His voice is so soothing". In a moment of extreme homosexuality, myself and another friend admitted to falling asleep to his commentaries. Our third was soon to follow.

In short, WE LOVE YOUR VOICE CHILL T-T <3. I USED TO FALL ASLEEP TO IT EVERY NIGHT.
(TL vs YGosu ftw)
I'm an old man now
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
January 01 2011 06:39 GMT
#3675
I meant to be asleep four hours ago.

On January 01 2011 12:16 CoMaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 01 2011 11:09 ipodipad wrote:
I once jacked off in a girl friend's bikini bottoms while she was in another room. When we got to the beach she went to change and she was walking a bit slower and awkwardly on her way back from the bathroom. I asked her if everything was alright and she said that she felt a bit chilly.

Win.


would it be gay if I said I got a boner from this post?

No, not unless ipodipad jacked off in your bikini bottom.
My strategy is to fork people.
Seala
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden118 Posts
January 02 2011 03:33 GMT
#3676
The hardest I have worked on anything school related in the last few years was when I faked my grade report this summer to hide the fact that I failed like half my classes last year. (The fake actually turned out pretty well, I'm proud of my craftmanship there.)
Precision
Profile Joined October 2010
United States67 Posts
January 02 2011 08:32 GMT
#3677
It makes me uneasy that I've been with my high school girlfriend for almost three years now; it makes me think about marriage, and I'm not sure if she's the one (but I can't really break it off after three years for pretty much no reason).
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 02 2011 08:43 GMT
#3678
I'm so broken hearted right now, my girlfriend who I would have done anything for broke up with me, then she tells me she still has feelings for me, how the fuck am I meant to get over that when I have always had feelings for her?
LOUD NOISES!!!
Archaeo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States397 Posts
January 02 2011 09:08 GMT
#3679
I threw slices of ham on my neighbor's roof and in their backyard because they partied till 5 AM and I couldn't sleep.

When I was younger I used to do commercial work. During this one audition my brother dared me to call 911 and I did, but hung up immediately using the payphone. Just as I finished and was walking out, I saw officers with dogs enter the building. My mom asked if I called 911, but I lied.
Yo my chingu!!!
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
January 02 2011 09:24 GMT
#3680
On January 02 2011 18:08 Kororo wrote:
I threw slices of ham on my neighbor's roof and in their backyard because they partied till 5 AM and I couldn't sleep.

When I was younger I used to do commercial work. During this one audition my brother dared me to call 911 and I did, but hung up immediately using the payphone. Just as I finished and was walking out, I saw officers with dogs enter the building. My mom asked if I called 911, but I lied.


I called 911 from a pay phone I think two times in my life when there was no emergency. Then I dared another kid to do it and he did. I was really young and thought it wouldn't work the first time unless you payed for the call. The police came all three times and I was the cause of wasting their time.
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