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crappen
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway1546 Posts
December 27 2010 21:17 GMT
#3641
I used to be really mean to people and animals around me, now Im an angel, but the memories of what I've done is not fun to live with.
SaLaYa
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States363 Posts
December 27 2010 21:20 GMT
#3642
My parents picked me up at a party last week, I puked on my dad during this incident. fml.
Cornell 2014 // eYe_am_SaSsY
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
December 27 2010 21:22 GMT
#3643
On December 27 2010 23:11 Barca wrote:
Sometimes I shift+move drones after I have them make a building just to give them false hope that they won't die



...me too! not for the same reason, just out of ridiculous habit
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
December 27 2010 21:25 GMT
#3644
i think this thread is better than postsecret
"You'd wish it were hell"
Robellicose
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England245 Posts
December 27 2010 21:39 GMT
#3645
I have not been sober since Christmas morning, and only realised in the past half hour that I have work in the morning. Gonna be one hell of a hungover morning...
Portentious and Pretentious
HardCorey
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States709 Posts
December 27 2010 21:44 GMT
#3646
All of my friends think i'm a starcraft genius but im really just a D+ and a mid level diamond.
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
December 27 2010 21:45 GMT
#3647
A few years back I was vacationing in China and kind of got into a relationship with a native. She wanted to go to school to learn English and music, she worked as a babysitter for rich people's kids, and she lived in this dingy tiny apartment with her family. I had hired her to show me around town. The zenith of our dealings was skinny dipping in a hotel pool at 2AM and what came after.

I think she wanted me to bring her back to the US with me, but I just left and I have no idea what's happened to her since. It wasn't until months later that I realized the kind of damage I may have done. I am such an awful person.
Wesso
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1245 Posts
December 27 2010 22:07 GMT
#3648
On December 28 2010 06:45 Krigwin wrote:
A few years back I was vacationing in China and kind of got into a relationship with a native. She wanted to go to school to learn English and music, she worked as a babysitter for rich people's kids, and she lived in this dingy tiny apartment with her family. I had hired her to show me around town. The zenith of our dealings was skinny dipping in a hotel pool at 2AM and what came after.

I think she wanted me to bring her back to the US with me, but I just left and I have no idea what's happened to her since. It wasn't until months later that I realized the kind of damage I may have done. I am such an awful person.


Don't feel guilty, she knew that you would leave the country when she started "skinnydipping" with you, even if she was really in love, she knew the risks. Also I really don't think it was that big of a deal for her, she might have felt lousy for a couple of weeks but hey, in my current dryspell I would gladly trade a couple of weeks of feeling lousy for one week of fun.
KakashiX
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom132 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-27 23:35:31
December 27 2010 23:32 GMT
#3649
My friends who have starcraft think im a beast, but im high plat level.

i have never had a gf

it was so painfully obvious that this girl liked me(she split up with her bf) and i did nothing because i was scared she would say no if i asked her out. ¬_¬
bleghhghfgfg
CarlyZerg
Profile Joined December 2010
United States113 Posts
December 28 2010 01:48 GMT
#3650
On December 28 2010 08:32 KakashiX wrote:
My friends who have starcraft think im a beast, but im high plat level.

i have never had a gf

it was so painfully obvious that this girl liked me(she split up with her bf) and i did nothing because i was scared she would say no if i asked her out. ¬_¬



how old are you?

fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
December 28 2010 01:48 GMT
#3651
On December 27 2010 18:41 unbal3 wrote:
If I had to choose between sex and Day9, I'd choose Day9. For real >_>a


So would I.

I get so annoyed when my family "disturb" me while I am watching something SC-related. Really have to force myself not to yell at them when dinner is ready etc.
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
TORTOISE
Profile Joined December 2010
United States515 Posts
December 28 2010 05:33 GMT
#3652
Im a premature ejaculator.
◕ ‿‿ ◕ ๑•́ ₃ •̀๑ ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡°)
UberThing
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain410 Posts
December 30 2010 01:50 GMT
#3653
I use my phone as a vibrator
Wag1
Asdkmoga
Profile Joined May 2010
United States496 Posts
December 30 2010 02:02 GMT
#3654
On December 28 2010 06:44 HardCorey wrote:
All of my friends think i'm a starcraft genius but im really just a D+ and a mid level diamond.

All of my friends think i'm a starcraft genius but i just watch all the vods, play custom games, and League of legends, lol.

also, i was very excited when i finally hit Zealot instead of probe... even though its completely meaningless >.O
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
December 30 2010 02:26 GMT
#3655
I hate going out, night clubs, parties, whatever it all sucks.

Id much rather smoke a joint with a close group of friends and talk shit watch a movie play some games etc...

Specially RPGs
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32160 Posts
December 30 2010 19:48 GMT
#3656
In one of the many minecraft servers that I'm on (but not the TL one), some dolt paved over some nice pond area that I had made with some hideous lava moat and pretty much totally broke the wood with stone accent theme that was going on that part of the server. I fixed what he did to my stuff, then poured lava all over the inside of his house and trashed it. I went down through his house and caves and took all his shit, including a bunch of diamond and ore (I also suspect he was the prick who took mine when our chest protection broke)

Turns out, I had gone too far in one of the tunnels and actually ran into other people's work, and raided their chests on accident. One of these was the server host, and I took a bunch of diamond off of him and he bitched about it in a thread, saying he's going to check logs and ban whoever it was. I'm pretty sure he won't or doesn't know how to do this, because he's not before, so I lied and said I saw someone else.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
majestouch
Profile Joined December 2010
United States395 Posts
December 31 2010 00:32 GMT
#3657
On June 14 2009 08:57 Tyraz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 06:24 Belano wrote:
When I was 10 or so I used to shoplift pokemon cards.

Alot of pokemon cards.

omg me too! i got caught by my mum... and she took me to the owner of the shop, the police station and my head master. I was 11. It scared the shit outa me.

According to my research, your mother was teaching you a lesson... because... she was showing you that they "gotta catch em all". YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

on topic: i drink like 1-1.5gallon(4-6liters) of water/iced tea per day.
Xtal
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Haiti385 Posts
December 31 2010 02:49 GMT
#3658
I got my first kiss last night :D
Have you ever heard the story, about the Zergling and the Probe? The Probe didn't make it across the creep.
GiftPflanZe
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Germany623 Posts
December 31 2010 02:53 GMT
#3659
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Im not a virgin anymore since 3 weeks or so,yay
...
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
December 31 2010 04:40 GMT
#3660
On December 31 2010 11:53 GiftPflanZe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2010 11:49 Xtal wrote:
I got my first kiss last night :D

Im not a virgin anymore since 3 weeks or so,yay

Oh yeah well.... I'm no longer single as of 5 months ago!
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm lying T_T
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