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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
May 22 2009 05:43 GMT
#1
YOUR DRAKE IS GETTING HAMMERED DRONES BEING BLOWN UP, WE ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE JUMP GATE YOU ARE ALL ALONE, ROSA IS ON THE WAY BUT A NEW SPAWN SHOWED UP!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP! ROSA IS 4 GATES AWAY AND ON THE WAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WAKE UP DAMNIT!!!! YOU ARE ALONE!!!!


[04:44:16] Smices > k
[04:44:19] Smices > im in the system
[04:44:20] Smices > warp whenever
[04:45:02] KwarK uK > kinetic resist now at 91%
[04:45:10] KwarK uK > let me go first and aggro
[04:45:34] Smices > your a huge motherfucker
[04:45:40] Smices > &lt;3 your ship
[04:45:41] KwarK uK > k
[04:45:50] Smices > i mean, the look
[04:46:02] KwarK uK > they're hitting me for 4
[04:46:37] KwarK uK > BOOM HEADSHOT
[04:46:43] Cordova85 > ack
[04:48:54] Smices > am i doing any damage? or thats all you
[04:49:06] Cordova85 > its all my drone's dmg
[04:49:07] Smices > i cant tell if im killing at a good rate or not ;p
[04:49:21] KwarK uK > objective complete -_-
[04:49:25] KwarK uK > crappy mission
[04:49:30] KwarK uK > will aggro the others too
[04:49:30] Smices > lets get
[04:49:31] Smices > the other ship
[04:52:04] KwarK uK > sigh
[04:52:06] KwarK uK > bad mission
[04:56:42] Smices > we'll do a new one? ;p
[04:58:14] KwarK uK > <b><url=showinfo:5//30002797>yeah</url></b>
[04:58:20] KwarK uK > new one is in nour
[04:58:30] KwarK uK > ignore that yeah
[04:58:30] KwarK uK > :S
[04:59:02] KwarK uK > this mission has a much higher reward which is a good sign
[04:59:12] KwarK uK > we all in nour?
[04:59:46] Smices > yes
[04:59:48] Smices > sorry was undocking
[04:59:49] Cordova85 > almost
[04:59:58] KwarK uK > warp in whenever
[05:00:24] KwarK uK > whoops
[05:00:27] KwarK uK > forgot to turn my tank on
[05:00:32] KwarK uK > they were hurting me
[05:00:33] KwarK uK > lol
[05:00:51] KwarK uK > resist up to 91% and i regen to full
[05:01:26] Cordova85 > can someone broadcast location
[05:01:27] KwarK uK > these aren't pirates so no bounty
[05:01:35] Cordova85 > nvm
[05:01:51] KwarK uK > all you're gonna get is loot
[05:01:53] KwarK uK > so take it
[05:01:58] KwarK uK > and ofc mission reward
[05:03:25] Cordova85 > 189k bounty....
[05:03:37] KwarK uK > lvl 4 agent went awol
[05:03:40] Smices > dude my damage suck
[05:03:44] Smices > I'm officially depressed =(
[05:03:48] Cordova85 > can I loot this wreck?
[05:04:01] KwarK uK > these guys drop tags
[05:04:01] Smices > there's 5 of them... just split them evenly
[05:04:04] KwarK uK > help yourselves
[05:04:12] Cordova85 > okay 2 and half wrecks each =)
[05:04:19] KwarK uK > nah
[05:04:26] KwarK uK > i don't want any
[05:04:55] KwarK uK > 10 cruisers in this pocket
[05:05:49] Smices > cord
[05:05:52] Cordova85 > yea?
[05:05:55] Smices > how fast is your ship? O_o
[05:06:05] Cordova85 > I have an afterburner equipped
[05:06:20] Smices > yeah but when you use it... whats your top speed
[05:06:23] Smices > in M/S
[05:06:26] Cordova85 > 400
[05:06:27] KwarK uK > so, am i just missioning alone?
[05:06:36] Smices > im trying to run after the wreck.
[05:06:39] Cordova85 > activate gate?
[05:06:46] KwarK uK > yeah
[05:06:56] Smices > the wreck was kinda far off
[05:06:58] Smices > I'm jumping atm
[05:07:06] Smices > Sorry about that ^_^
[05:07:10] Cordova85 > holy hell
[05:07:23] KwarK uK > no worries, will take more than 10 to break my tank
[05:08:26] Cordova85 > range so I can orbit?
[05:10:23] Cordova85 > I couldnt see smices thought was left to fire on cruiser alone -.-
[05:12:04] KwarK uK > last one
[05:12:11] KwarK uK > sorry, i'm tired
[05:15:03] Cordova85 > Noooooooo!!!!
[05:15:14] Smices > ?
[05:15:28] Cordova85 > My drone.....
[05:15:44] Cordova85 > was only 3 weeks old
[05:17:55] Cordova85 > have aggro
[05:18:32] Smices > if u have aggro warp out
[05:21:56] Cordova85 > holy fuck
[05:22:12] Smices > warping out
[05:22:15] Smices > huge spam
[05:22:17] Smices > spawn
[05:25:34] Smices > kwark
[05:25:35] Smices > wtf
[05:25:45] Smices > kwark u there man?
[05:25:54] Cordova85 > dont tell me kwark fell asleep!
[05:26:00] Smices > probably
[05:26:05] Smices > i got warped in and got hammered
[05:26:07] Smices > err
[05:26:10] Smices > i warped in and got hammered
[05:26:13] Smices > kwark is just standing there
[05:26:17] Smices > but i cant help im getting fucked over
[05:26:29] Smices > my ship isnt nearly as strong
[05:28:23] Cordova85 > Kwark for the love of god wake up
[05:36:35] Cordova85 > KWARK!
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
May 22 2009 05:45 GMT
#2
wtf is this about? EVE online stuff?
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Incognitodies
Profile Joined April 2008
United Kingdom184 Posts
May 22 2009 05:46 GMT
#3
Gaming with yanks takes it's toll...
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 05:47:35
May 22 2009 05:47 GMT
#4
You know, pms are better at grabbing someone's attention than all-capitalised-title threads that are probably going to end up in the closed forum.

Unless you're not actually trying to get his attention.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 22 2009 05:47 GMT
#5
i doubt he hears you. try bolding the post.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
May 22 2009 05:48 GMT
#6
all this over a drake
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
May 22 2009 05:53 GMT
#7
lolol i found this thread humorous
You can't fight the feeling.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 05:53:37
May 22 2009 05:53 GMT
#8
He just bought lvl 5 implants worth 100mil he loses them if he dies. And they will pod him.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
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