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Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
March 22 2009 09:55 GMT
#181
If all it takes is a few hundred people to break their site, just imagine if people like the Penny Arcade guys asked their fanbase to do something similar.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
March 22 2009 10:13 GMT
#182
Well seems the starcraft community owns authonomy. We have teh powar!
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-22 10:25:52
March 22 2009 10:16 GMT
#183
+ Show Spoiler +
"Beware my friend:

Below is a brief outline of what others are thinking. Personally, I don't give a shit. After all, Authonomy is only a catchall for Facebook wannabe's and a preemptive marketing tool for HC.

Your meteoric rise smacks of cheating, Klazart. And having a business in India, I know what your countrymen are capable of when it comes to underhand methods and believe me, when you cheat, it is always blatently. You can't help it. Rest assured, your con-artist rise is under investigation.
Submitted on the 19:03:09 and updated on the 22:03:09 (three days!!!!) shows the scam was in place long before submission....Sue me.

PS:'Mass grave' unearthed in Gujarat - MPACUK :: Muslim Discussion ForumThis extremely educational documentary investigates the genocide that occured against Muslims in the Indian state of Gujarat. In this section we learn that ...
forum.mpacuk.org/showthread.php?t=5162&highlight=gujarat - 62k -

Note how the name of the state of Gujarat is spelt. This is correct....NOT Gujrat as in the synopsis. "


This makes me laugh so hard.
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
March 22 2009 10:22 GMT
#184
btw the video has been removed from youtube. (/made private)
BW fighting!
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
March 22 2009 10:28 GMT
#185
lol gamers invading the internet.....that's pretty funny to imagine

Who can stop guys who kill computerized figures for fun?
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 22 2009 10:30 GMT
#186
rofl niec work all klazart fans.. hahaa
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luiohh
Profile Joined February 2008
Bangladesh78 Posts
March 22 2009 10:33 GMT
#187
On March 22 2009 14:37 Physician wrote:
Show nested quote +
Ladies and gentlemen of the Authonomy community.

We are under attack.

Flame wars have begun and unfortunately I know who they are, for I am one of them. Gamers.

Do not engage. Do not rant and rave. For you will lose.

Stay reasonable and keep a cool head. Remember that you are writers and that your knowledge of technique, style and genre is your strength. Not flame wars.

I repeat. Do not engage

Keep your heads down, continue doing what you enjoy, reading, commenting and talking about writing on the forums. Or just playing around for fun.

If you take the fight to us then you will lose, for gamers eat forums for breakfast. We spend our days forming elite teams of special forces and talk tactics while you are sleeping. Flame wars are our meat and drink. You cannot win.

And that is not the purpose of this site.

This site is designed as a virtual slushpile, not a popularity contest. And from time to time an exploit is found.

Again. Exploits are a light snack to us.

Do not engage with gamers. You will lose.


jajaja


I think comments like these posted really undermine klazart's cause. They just come across as plain silly. And unfortunately for the folks at Authonomy, the guy is right. You can't win a flame war against these guys.

On a more general level, the literal words of the FAQ quoted by Klazart may be said to legitimise his actions. But I doubt that the creators of the site ever envisioned a mini internet celebrity with thousands of fans to use the mechanism of the site to up vote his work without reading his work or any others (or if they have, to vote it up regardless of its merits). I can definitely see why some of the people are so pissed, given that their trying to get published, yet their work is being marginalised by Klazart's even without anyone reading either klazart's or theirs.

On March 22 2009 15:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I really cannot stress enough that it is fucking TERRIBLE that people are so adamantly in support of that guy. It is like Gilbert Godfrey being an ESPN commentator.. it BLOWS MY MIND. He has the most nerdy, irritating and terrible tone I have ever heard. I am sure he is a great human being but he has NO BUSINESS commentating on the level he does.


I like his commentaries. Without them, starcraft VODs are to us nubs just videos of cartoon units twirling and exploding with an incessant and undecipherable chatter of Korean in the background. Without Klazart (or the other commentators), these videos are simply unwatchable. We (ok, maybe just me) don't even know what's going on - let alone what strategical implications are involved. We don't even know if Jaedong has done a 9 pool or a 12pool, or if Flash is going for a timing rush or what have you.

Sure, there are better commentators out there. No need to argue about that. But they don't commentate on starleague games. Klazart's voice is annoying? Clearly, some find it so. I don't (admittedly his accent is pretty strange). Many don't. I think his delivery is exciting and passionate, without which I'll lose interest within minutes.

Lastly, Gilbert Godfrey is a paid professional. Klazart is not. He does it as a hobby, and many of his fans like it.
Orbifold
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1922 Posts
March 22 2009 10:34 GMT
#188
I was unaware of the site before Klazart's video, but its the kind of thing I would be into participating. The way the site's community reacted was so hateful and closed minded that I think I'll just take a pass though.
Allow me to reintroduce myself...
never_jiggy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Australia25 Posts
March 22 2009 10:34 GMT
#189
On March 22 2009 18:52 Bozali wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 14:44 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
HOLY SHIT THAT VOICE IS KLAZART? WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE LIKE HIS COMMENTATING?

God damn it.. where is he from/ethnicity? What can explain that horrid voice?


I'm pretty sure he's indian and I can understand people not liking his voice. But you have to envy his love for the game, the way he's commentating with so much heart is just amazing.
yeah, he commentates sc like it's the grand final of some sporting event, his bias is hilarious. you have to respect the passion.

i think the uniqueness of his voice contributes to the klazart experience
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
March 22 2009 10:53 GMT
#190
omg he's indian!
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FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
March 22 2009 10:56 GMT
#191
On March 22 2009 19:33 luiohh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 14:37 Physician wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Authonomy community.

We are under attack.

Flame wars have begun and unfortunately I know who they are, for I am one of them. Gamers.

Do not engage. Do not rant and rave. For you will lose.

Stay reasonable and keep a cool head. Remember that you are writers and that your knowledge of technique, style and genre is your strength. Not flame wars.

I repeat. Do not engage

Keep your heads down, continue doing what you enjoy, reading, commenting and talking about writing on the forums. Or just playing around for fun.

If you take the fight to us then you will lose, for gamers eat forums for breakfast. We spend our days forming elite teams of special forces and talk tactics while you are sleeping. Flame wars are our meat and drink. You cannot win.

And that is not the purpose of this site.

This site is designed as a virtual slushpile, not a popularity contest. And from time to time an exploit is found.

Again. Exploits are a light snack to us.

Do not engage with gamers. You will lose.


jajaja


I think comments like these posted really undermine klazart's cause. They just come across as plain silly. And unfortunately for the folks at Authonomy, the guy is right. You can't win a flame war against these guys.


Well that was posted by a respected member of the site to his fellow members as a warning from what I've gathered reading the thread. http://www.authonomy.com/Forum/Posts.aspx?forumId=2&threadId=18699&pageNumber=1

Watching this play out is really interesting, it's amazing how a community reacts to what they perceive as a crisis. I personally don't think it was wise of klazart to go into their forums though, walking into the flames covered in wood.
Veni, vidi, vici!
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-22 10:59:39
March 22 2009 10:58 GMT
#192
On March 22 2009 19:56 FR4CT4L wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 19:33 luiohh wrote:
On March 22 2009 14:37 Physician wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Authonomy community.

We are under attack.

Flame wars have begun and unfortunately I know who they are, for I am one of them. Gamers.

Do not engage. Do not rant and rave. For you will lose.

Stay reasonable and keep a cool head. Remember that you are writers and that your knowledge of technique, style and genre is your strength. Not flame wars.

I repeat. Do not engage

Keep your heads down, continue doing what you enjoy, reading, commenting and talking about writing on the forums. Or just playing around for fun.

If you take the fight to us then you will lose, for gamers eat forums for breakfast. We spend our days forming elite teams of special forces and talk tactics while you are sleeping. Flame wars are our meat and drink. You cannot win.

And that is not the purpose of this site.

This site is designed as a virtual slushpile, not a popularity contest. And from time to time an exploit is found.

Again. Exploits are a light snack to us.

Do not engage with gamers. You will lose.


jajaja


I think comments like these posted really undermine klazart's cause. They just come across as plain silly. And unfortunately for the folks at Authonomy, the guy is right. You can't win a flame war against these guys.


Well that was posted by a respected member of the site to his fellow members as a warning from what I've gathered reading the thread. http://www.authonomy.com/Forum/Posts.aspx?forumId=2&threadId=18699&pageNumber=1

Watching this play out is really interesting, it's amazing how a community reacts to what they perceive as a crisis. I personally don't think it was wise of klazart to go into their forums though, walking into the flames covered in wood.


Except hes superman.

At least to theyr eyes, most people are like "ZOMGS how can he do that ? Wow my friends wont vote for me =("
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
March 22 2009 10:59 GMT
#193
On March 22 2009 15:27 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
And no hating someone's voice isn't trolling. That word is WAY overused. I have just played this video for tasteless, machine, g5, nyoken etc.. they all agree.. this is terrible. If he does great commentary that a bunch of nubs like (which I heard is the case) that is good. But I can have the opinion that his voice is horrid and I have no idea how anyone can think that voice is good for commentating.



wait i didn't say he had a horrible voice, just that he doesn't have the stereotypical commentator voice when you asked me on ventrillo. don't start some war between our two fanbases lol, i do appreciate what klazart does.
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baubo
Profile Joined September 2008
China3370 Posts
March 22 2009 10:59 GMT
#194
Wow, just checked this out and it's pretty hilarious.

Anyway, my 2 cents on the ongoing debate about Klazart's voice. I never really found it a big deal. I mean, as long as you can understand someone clearly, what else do you actually care for?

I actually like his commentary to a certain extent, even if he has no knowledge about starcraft and is wrong often. As someone has said, he's probably the only commentator who's really enthusiastic about watching the game. It's pretty much in complete contrast with someone like Artosis, who's deadpan voice makes it sounds like an education video. I love the insight, but can't exactly get excited about.
Meh
RA
Profile Joined October 2008
Latvia791 Posts
March 22 2009 11:11 GMT
#195
A StarCraft wannabe commentator (wannabe because the real commentator job is only for Tasteless apparently and it's not a comparison, it's a fact, I'm not against Klazart nor I'm like *squeel* Tasteless!) using his "fans", which already sounds pretty ridiculous, to get his BOOK moved forward.
This situation is pathetic and funny at the same time. Exaggeration to it's fullest.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 22 2009 11:12 GMT
#196
I was just reading some comments where someone was referring to him as mr. Bhalla. I think I've had my entertainment for the night.
Do you really want chat rooms?
luiohh
Profile Joined February 2008
Bangladesh78 Posts
March 22 2009 11:21 GMT
#197
On March 22 2009 19:56 FR4CT4L wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 19:33 luiohh wrote:
On March 22 2009 14:37 Physician wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Authonomy community.

We are under attack.

Flame wars have begun and unfortunately I know who they are, for I am one of them. Gamers.

Do not engage. Do not rant and rave. For you will lose.

Stay reasonable and keep a cool head. Remember that you are writers and that your knowledge of technique, style and genre is your strength. Not flame wars.

I repeat. Do not engage

Keep your heads down, continue doing what you enjoy, reading, commenting and talking about writing on the forums. Or just playing around for fun.

If you take the fight to us then you will lose, for gamers eat forums for breakfast. We spend our days forming elite teams of special forces and talk tactics while you are sleeping. Flame wars are our meat and drink. You cannot win.

And that is not the purpose of this site.

This site is designed as a virtual slushpile, not a popularity contest. And from time to time an exploit is found.

Again. Exploits are a light snack to us.

Do not engage with gamers. You will lose.


jajaja


I think comments like these posted really undermine klazart's cause. They just come across as plain silly. And unfortunately for the folks at Authonomy, the guy is right. You can't win a flame war against these guys.


Well that was posted by a respected member of the site to his fellow members as a warning from what I've gathered reading the thread. http://www.authonomy.com/Forum/Posts.aspx?forumId=2&threadId=18699&pageNumber=1

Watching this play out is really interesting, it's amazing how a community reacts to what they perceive as a crisis. I personally don't think it was wise of klazart to go into their forums though, walking into the flames covered in wood.


Oh oops, I misread the comment. Anyway, I'm not amazed at their reaction at all - these folks have pretty serious hopes of getting their shit published and this site apparently is one of their few good chances.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
March 22 2009 11:36 GMT
#198
Aww, poor Klazart.

What i think he should have done in the video was say something along the lines of "Hey, I've been writing a new book, if you have time why don't you come check it out at '...' and if you like it, shelve it!"

A vid like this would have been perfectly legitimate as it would have been impossible to draw enough attention to a run-in-the-mill book sitting at 2000+ place on its own with no starting fanbase.

Now its blown up and everyone's unhappy =(
Polis
Profile Joined January 2005
Poland1292 Posts
March 22 2009 11:50 GMT
#199
I don't get what problem people have with accent as long as you can understand somebody without trouble I don't hear a problem.

As for complains they are legitimate, youtube sc commentaries have nothing to do with aim of the authonomy site. Klazart is breaking they system that was done to select book that most people liked, not one that was voted by the biggest group of friends that did not even read the book.
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
March 22 2009 11:57 GMT
#200
On March 22 2009 19:34 never_jiggy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 18:52 Bozali wrote:
On March 22 2009 14:44 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
HOLY SHIT THAT VOICE IS KLAZART? WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE LIKE HIS COMMENTATING?

God damn it.. where is he from/ethnicity? What can explain that horrid voice?


I'm pretty sure he's indian and I can understand people not liking his voice. But you have to envy his love for the game, the way he's commentating with so much heart is just amazing.
yeah, he commentates sc like it's the grand final of some sporting event, his bias is hilarious. you have to respect the passion.

i think the uniqueness of his voice contributes to the klazart experience


Agreed. When I was reading the first few pages here I was like "people don't like Klazart?" I love his stuff! He's so passionate and speaks are 400WPM, it's awesome!
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