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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
May 31 2015 04:23 GMT
#1
I am a high school senior and recently I discovered that down the street my neighbor has a 9 year old daughter and especially now that school is almost over and she plays outside almost every day. She has her own friends around the neighborhood that she hangs out with, but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch. Sometimes she brings over her dolls and we have little tea parties. Other days she will pretend to be a fashion model and use my driveway as her catwalk and show off her moves, and she'll put me in charge of getting the props ready so everything looks good. But she's not only into girly stuff. A few days ago she showed me a remote controlled toy Ferrari that her parents got her, and she had a blast trying to chase me on my front lawn with the little toy car driving all over the place. Sometimes I make her laugh so hard that she says she's going to pee her pants. I don't have a lot of friends my age so having her around makes me feel less lonely and like someone actually cares about me. I really like her a lot.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-31 05:08:34
May 31 2015 05:07 GMT
#2


You seriously never fail to deliver.

+ Show Spoiler +
Had to quote the original version, in case it gets edited.

On May 31 2015 13:23 fluffy_pylon wrote:
I am a high school senior and recently I discovered that down the street my neighbor has a 9 year old daughter and especially now that school is almost over and she plays outside almost every day. She has her own friends around the neighborhood that she hangs out with, but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch. Sometimes she brings over her dolls and we have little tea parties. Other days she will pretend to be a fashion model and use my driveway as her catwalk and show off her moves, and she'll put me in charge of getting the props ready so everything looks good. But she's not only into girly stuff. A few days ago she showed me a remote controlled toy Ferrari that her parents got her, and she had a blast trying to chase me on my front lawn with the little toy car driving all over the place. Sometimes I make her laugh so hard that she says she's going to pee her pants. I don't have a lot of friends my age so having her around makes me feel less lonely and like someone actually cares about me. I really like her a lot.


"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17007 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-31 05:24:30
May 31 2015 05:23 GMT
#3
can she split marines?

On May 31 2015 14:07 ninazerg wrote:


You seriously never fail to deliver.

+ Show Spoiler +
Had to quote the original version, in case it gets edited.

On May 31 2015 13:23 fluffy_pylon wrote:
I am a high school senior and recently I discovered that down the street my neighbor has a 9 year old daughter and especially now that school is almost over and she plays outside almost every day. She has her own friends around the neighborhood that she hangs out with, but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch. Sometimes she brings over her dolls and we have little tea parties. Other days she will pretend to be a fashion model and use my driveway as her catwalk and show off her moves, and she'll put me in charge of getting the props ready so everything looks good. But she's not only into girly stuff. A few days ago she showed me a remote controlled toy Ferrari that her parents got her, and she had a blast trying to chase me on my front lawn with the little toy car driving all over the place. Sometimes I make her laugh so hard that she says she's going to pee her pants. I don't have a lot of friends my age so having her around makes me feel less lonely and like someone actually cares about me. I really like her a lot.




i'll just quote yours in case both the OP and your quote of the original gets edited.
you know my motto: safety first.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 31 2015 05:24 GMT
#4
On May 31 2015 14:23 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 14:07 ninazerg wrote:


You seriously never fail to deliver.

+ Show Spoiler +
Had to quote the original version, in case it gets edited.

On May 31 2015 13:23 fluffy_pylon wrote:
I am a high school senior and recently I discovered that down the street my neighbor has a 9 year old daughter and especially now that school is almost over and she plays outside almost every day. She has her own friends around the neighborhood that she hangs out with, but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch. Sometimes she brings over her dolls and we have little tea parties. Other days she will pretend to be a fashion model and use my driveway as her catwalk and show off her moves, and she'll put me in charge of getting the props ready so everything looks good. But she's not only into girly stuff. A few days ago she showed me a remote controlled toy Ferrari that her parents got her, and she had a blast trying to chase me on my front lawn with the little toy car driving all over the place. Sometimes I make her laugh so hard that she says she's going to pee her pants. I don't have a lot of friends my age so having her around makes me feel less lonely and like someone actually cares about me. I really like her a lot.




i'll just quote yours in case both the OP and your quote of the original gets edited.
you know my motto: safety first.


Need to double quote for maximum security.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 31 2015 05:24 GMT
#5
That last sentence really scares me.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
May 31 2015 05:25 GMT
#6
Do I need to quote yours too? xD

I'm going to change the traditional question for you now. Did you try to kiss her?
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50585 Posts
May 31 2015 05:44 GMT
#7
didn't read anything but the last line, did she try to kiss you yet?
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
revalence123
Profile Blog Joined April 2014
United States102 Posts
May 31 2015 05:50 GMT
#8
People taking this out of context XD
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 31 2015 05:52 GMT
#9
On May 31 2015 14:50 revalence123 wrote:
People taking this out of context XD


Are they? ARE THEY?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
May 31 2015 06:00 GMT
#10
On May 31 2015 14:50 revalence123 wrote:
People taking this out of context XD


I really like her a lot.

Oh really now? xp
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
May 31 2015 06:01 GMT
#11
On May 31 2015 14:50 revalence123 wrote:
People taking this out of context XD

In the wider context of Fluffypylon's body of work... the reactions are entirely appropriate
Yhamm is the god of predictions
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 31 2015 06:05 GMT
#12
On May 31 2015 15:01 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 14:50 revalence123 wrote:
People taking this out of context XD

In the wider context of Fluffypylon's body of work... the reactions are entirely appropriate


Basically this.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
May 31 2015 06:31 GMT
#13
On May 31 2015 15:01 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 14:50 revalence123 wrote:
People taking this out of context XD

In the wider context of Fluffypylon's body of work... the reactions are entirely appropriate


"Body of work" hahahahahahahaha
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Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
May 31 2015 06:58 GMT
#14
really happy for you friend, glad you found a pal
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 31 2015 08:40 GMT
#15
Maybe you two should have a sleepover party
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13990 Posts
May 31 2015 09:19 GMT
#16
There we go, fluffy is back.
Chain 1 Arthalion Chain 2 Urgula Chain 3 Mululu Chain 4 Lukias
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10236 Posts
May 31 2015 09:30 GMT
#17
oh god its you again
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 31 2015 10:09 GMT
#18
On May 31 2015 17:40 Chairman Ray wrote:
Maybe you two should have a sleepover party


Please stahp
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
May 31 2015 10:33 GMT
#19
rule nothing out when it comes to fluffy
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
DocSchlakk
Profile Joined January 2013
Austria172 Posts
May 31 2015 10:37 GMT
#20
...and I thought we are done with this kinda blogs :/ how naive I am....
"Heroes don`t do drugs!....except Drugman, I guess!?"
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-31 10:40:40
May 31 2015 10:40 GMT
#21
On May 31 2015 17:40 Chairman Ray wrote:
Maybe you two should have a sleepover party

If it does happen be sure to ignore all advice from this blog.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
May 31 2015 10:48 GMT
#22
i didnt think nina was only 9 wtf
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13990 Posts
May 31 2015 11:21 GMT
#23
On May 31 2015 19:48 Endymion wrote:
i didnt think nina was only 9 wtf

HAHAHA ask yokokano how well it went for him when he started shit with nina
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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
May 31 2015 12:30 GMT
#24
Goddamit fluffy
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
May 31 2015 12:34 GMT
#25
On May 31 2015 20:21 Cricketer12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 19:48 Endymion wrote:
i didnt think nina was only 9 wtf

HAHAHA ask yokokano how well it went for him when he started shit with nina

i can't find the OG thread where i called that fluffy's next blog would be about nina, but i have a hypothesis that all of his blogs are secretly about her.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
May 31 2015 12:57 GMT
#26
On May 31 2015 14:24 Epishade wrote:
That last sentence really scares me.

That's a big problem I'd say... last time I saw what seemed like a lost kid in a mall, I just roamed around for a bit, hoping for someone else to take care of it, and thankfully after 1 minute I spotted a security guy and pointed out the lost kid who didn't seem to be in any distress whatsoever. Then I left.

I decided the 3 day regrowth on my face was going against me.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45051 Posts
May 31 2015 13:08 GMT
#27
This is worrying.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17007 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-31 14:06:04
May 31 2015 14:01 GMT
#28
this guy has got more sisters, brothers, and cousins than Lieutenant Columbo.
and he is lonely.

ummm ya.

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
May 31 2015 22:06 GMT
#29
hahaha Fluffy always delivers.
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
May 31 2015 22:09 GMT
#30
Could you tell us how you even met her? Did you go knock on their door to see if you can be friends with their daughter?
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 01 2015 09:03 GMT
#31
On June 01 2015 07:09 parkufarku wrote:
Could you tell us how you even met her? Did you go knock on their door to see if you can be friends with their daughter?


but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch.


He checks to see when her parents aren't around and invites her over ofcoz
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JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17007 Posts
June 01 2015 09:54 GMT
#32
On June 01 2015 18:03 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2015 07:09 parkufarku wrote:
Could you tell us how you even met her? Did you go knock on their door to see if you can be friends with their daughter?


Show nested quote +
but she also comes over to my house and we play together on my front porch.


He checks to see when her parents aren't around and invites her over ofcoz


no, his little sister is friends with her.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
Lexender
Profile Joined September 2013
Mexico2655 Posts
June 01 2015 14:49 GMT
#33
On May 31 2015 21:34 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 20:21 Cricketer12 wrote:
On May 31 2015 19:48 Endymion wrote:
i didnt think nina was only 9 wtf

HAHAHA ask yokokano how well it went for him when he started shit with nina

i can't find the OG thread where i called that fluffy's next blog would be about nina, but i have a hypothesis that all of his blogs are secretly about her.


Aren't all blogs deep down always about nina, the quintessence of all TL blogs.
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17007 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-01 20:46:04
June 01 2015 20:38 GMT
#34
On June 01 2015 23:49 Lexender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2015 21:34 Endymion wrote:
On May 31 2015 20:21 Cricketer12 wrote:
On May 31 2015 19:48 Endymion wrote:
i didnt think nina was only 9 wtf

HAHAHA ask yokokano how well it went for him when he started shit with nina

i can't find the OG thread where i called that fluffy's next blog would be about nina, but i have a hypothesis that all of his blogs are secretly about her.


Aren't all blogs deep down always about nina, the quintessence of all TL blogs.


i think about her when i am watching 40 year old episodes of Columbo.
i imagine she is the Mrs. Columbo that the Lieutenant always refers to , but never actually shows up on screen.



"... just one more thing.."

this video has 100,000+ views... how many Heart of the Swarm videos have 100,000+ views?
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50585 Posts
June 02 2015 02:56 GMT
#35
On May 31 2015 19:37 DocSchlakk wrote:
...and I thought we are done with this kinda blogs :/ how naive I am....


its never over.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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