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HavocDaFuzzy
Profile Joined October 2014
Malaysia15 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-02 12:25:48
October 02 2014 12:15 GMT
#1
This is basically dad jokes but a dota version of it, if anyone can think up of any gladly share ;D i can start off with a few

How did harbinger die? He OD'd

Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet

Why was rubick mad when he stole an ability from lion? Cause lion gave rubick the finger

why did furion give his midas to charity? because it was not for prophet

From the subreddit /r/dota2dadjokes if anyones wondering where i got the idea
The skies set you aflame! Harlek's Incantation of Incineration!
DaMuffinman
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1705 Posts
October 02 2014 12:33 GMT
#2
Why was Abaddon kicked out of the Mafia? Because he is a bad don.
But does it djent?
Checkm8
Profile Joined March 2011
Japan627 Posts
October 02 2014 13:27 GMT
#3
Are green jokes allowed?
Regenerating brain cells, please wait - - -
HavocDaFuzzy
Profile Joined October 2014
Malaysia15 Posts
October 02 2014 13:29 GMT
#4
On October 02 2014 22:27 Checkm8 wrote:
Are green jokes allowed?


i dont know rofl, go for it anyways
The skies set you aflame! Harlek's Incantation of Incineration!
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
October 02 2014 13:47 GMT
#5
and how is this thread any different from the reddit one / is this gonna be everyone reposts his favorite from reddit?

Oh well, here s mine: What do you call the mix between Leshrac and Ogre Magi?
Le Shreck
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
HavocDaFuzzy
Profile Joined October 2014
Malaysia15 Posts
October 02 2014 14:34 GMT
#6
On October 02 2014 22:47 Geo.Rion wrote:
and how is this thread any different from the reddit one / is this gonna be everyone reposts his favorite from reddit?

Oh well, here s mine: What do you call the mix between Leshrac and Ogre Magi?
Le Shreck


haha well i got the idea from that subreddit so might as well link it , maybe some people can come up with orginal one's u never know :D
The skies set you aflame! Harlek's Incantation of Incineration!
Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
October 03 2014 00:59 GMT
#7
Why are the meepos good at math?
It's the little things that count.

Why is io the best bartender?
He can handle 5 spirits at once.
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
Checkm8
Profile Joined March 2011
Japan627 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-03 02:23:09
October 03 2014 02:02 GMT
#8
On October 02 2014 22:29 HavocDaFuzzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2014 22:27 Checkm8 wrote:
Are green jokes allowed?


i dont know rofl, go for it anyways


Well, here goes (they're really obvious ones):

Why does Lina like Lion so much?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because Lion gives a good Finger.


Why did Tiny's wife leave him?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because even if he grows, it's still tiny.


Edit: Another one while it's still fresh in my head...

What did Clinkz say to himself after he saw Windranger's ass?
+ Show Spoiler +
God, I want to bone her.
Regenerating brain cells, please wait - - -
HavocDaFuzzy
Profile Joined October 2014
Malaysia15 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-03 07:05:55
October 03 2014 04:50 GMT
#9
On October 03 2014 11:02 Checkm8 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2014 22:29 HavocDaFuzzy wrote:
On October 02 2014 22:27 Checkm8 wrote:
Are green jokes allowed?


i dont know rofl, go for it anyways


Well, here goes (they're really obvious ones):

Why does Lina like Lion so much?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because Lion gives a good Finger.


Why did Tiny's wife leave him?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because even if he grows, it's still tiny.


Edit: Another one while it's still fresh in my head...

What did Clinkz say to himself after he saw Windranger's ass?
+ Show Spoiler +
God, I want to bone her.



haha nice
The skies set you aflame! Harlek's Incantation of Incineration!
Checkm8
Profile Joined March 2011
Japan627 Posts
October 04 2014 14:46 GMT
#10
Thread ded? Come on
Regenerating brain cells, please wait - - -
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
October 04 2014 17:40 GMT
#11
Why did everyone regard Antimage as a hard worker?
He never took a mana break.

What is Queen of Pain's favorite indie game?
Audiosurf, because she loves riding that sonic wave.

Why was Tiny discharged from the military for issuing false warnings?
Every time he left a room, he would yell "crag out!"

What does Roshan think of his current living arrangement?
"It's the pits."

Why did Invoker sell his NBA team?
He didn't want to bother with the hassle of a Suns strike.

Why did Nessaj change his identity and leave China?
He no longer wanted to be Chao's Knight.

What was Chen's biggest complaint about his 6.82 Agh's change?
Nothing really, but he couldn't take 4 granite...
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Checkm8
Profile Joined March 2011
Japan627 Posts
October 04 2014 17:46 GMT
#12
The rosh joke is good :D
Regenerating brain cells, please wait - - -
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
October 19 2014 01:19 GMT
#13
Why was Treant sentenced to death?
He was found guilty of treesin'.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-19 02:12:45
October 19 2014 02:06 GMT
#14
How do you know kunkka is a pirate?
He torrents.
:)
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
October 19 2014 02:27 GMT
#15
i actually like that kunkka one
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
T U P A C
Profile Joined March 2013
5 Posts
October 19 2014 04:11 GMT
#16
Your MMR
Fears
Profile Joined March 2011
United States17 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-19 06:53:20
October 19 2014 06:52 GMT
#17
On October 19 2014 11:06 synapse wrote:
How do you know kunkka is a pirate?
He torrents.


lul

My 1/2-Ass Attempt:
Why is Brewmaster nicknamed the "Rick Ross of DotA"?
+ Show Spoiler +
'Cause e'reday he's Pan-da-ren
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
October 19 2014 07:24 GMT
#18
Why are Shadow Fiends' parents proud of him?

Because they Razed him well.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
sninja
Profile Joined July 2011
Poland207 Posts
October 19 2014 13:23 GMT
#19
On October 19 2014 16:24 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Why are Shadow Fiends' parents proud of him?

Because they Razed him well.


hah, that one is pure gold
BoboPratza
Profile Joined March 2015
1 Post
March 21 2015 23:22 GMT
#20
Why do they call it dagon?

Because if you find an under levelled support alone in the river, dagon (they gone)
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