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HavocDaFuzzy
Malaysia15 Posts
How did harbinger die? He OD'd Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet Why was rubick mad when he stole an ability from lion? Cause lion gave rubick the finger why did furion give his midas to charity? because it was not for prophet From the subreddit /r/dota2dadjokes if anyones wondering where i got the idea | ||
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DaMuffinman
Germany1705 Posts
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Checkm8
Japan627 Posts
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HavocDaFuzzy
Malaysia15 Posts
On October 02 2014 22:27 Checkm8 wrote: Are green jokes allowed? i dont know rofl, go for it anyways | ||
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Geo.Rion
7377 Posts
Oh well, here s mine: What do you call the mix between Leshrac and Ogre Magi? Le Shreck | ||
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HavocDaFuzzy
Malaysia15 Posts
On October 02 2014 22:47 Geo.Rion wrote: and how is this thread any different from the reddit one / is this gonna be everyone reposts his favorite from reddit? Oh well, here s mine: What do you call the mix between Leshrac and Ogre Magi? Le Shreck haha well i got the idea from that subreddit so might as well link it  , maybe some people can come up with orginal one's u never know :D | ||
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Howie_Dewitt
United States1416 Posts
It's the little things that count. Why is io the best bartender? He can handle 5 spirits at once. | ||
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Checkm8
Japan627 Posts
Well, here goes (they're really obvious ones): Why does Lina like Lion so much? + Show Spoiler + Because Lion gives a good Finger. Why did Tiny's wife leave him? + Show Spoiler + Because even if he grows, it's still tiny. Edit: Another one while it's still fresh in my head... What did Clinkz say to himself after he saw Windranger's ass? + Show Spoiler + God, I want to bone her. | ||
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HavocDaFuzzy
Malaysia15 Posts
On October 03 2014 11:02 Checkm8 wrote: Well, here goes (they're really obvious ones): Why does Lina like Lion so much? + Show Spoiler + Because Lion gives a good Finger. Why did Tiny's wife leave him? + Show Spoiler + Because even if he grows, it's still tiny. Edit: Another one while it's still fresh in my head... What did Clinkz say to himself after he saw Windranger's ass? + Show Spoiler + God, I want to bone her. haha nice | ||
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Checkm8
Japan627 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12248 Posts
He never took a mana break. What is Queen of Pain's favorite indie game? Audiosurf, because she loves riding that sonic wave. Why was Tiny discharged from the military for issuing false warnings? Every time he left a room, he would yell "crag out!" What does Roshan think of his current living arrangement? "It's the pits." Why did Invoker sell his NBA team? He didn't want to bother with the hassle of a Suns strike. Why did Nessaj change his identity and leave China? He no longer wanted to be Chao's Knight. What was Chen's biggest complaint about his 6.82 Agh's change? Nothing really, but he couldn't take 4 granite... | ||
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Checkm8
Japan627 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12248 Posts
He was found guilty of treesin'. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
He torrents. | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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T U P A C
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Fears
United States17 Posts
On October 19 2014 11:06 synapse wrote: How do you know kunkka is a pirate? He torrents. lul My 1/2-Ass Attempt: Why is Brewmaster nicknamed the "Rick Ross of DotA"? + Show Spoiler + 'Cause e'reday he's Pan-da-ren | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
Because they Razed him well. | ||
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sninja
Poland207 Posts
On October 19 2014 16:24 SilverSkyLark wrote: Why are Shadow Fiends' parents proud of him? Because they Razed him well. hah, that one is pure gold  | ||
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BoboPratza
1 Post
Because if you find an under levelled support alone in the river, dagon (they gone) | ||
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