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I think this blog is unintentionally extremely ironic and fitting at the same time on levels that I can only vaguely comprehend. To the OP . . .
If you have no respect for the people who write and read the girl blogs on here, why are you asking their advice? Because I don't think you would like any of the advice we would give you. A few things from me . . .
Learn to communicate better. You might go a long way academically with your style of writing, but women like to talk about feelings and desires without using mathematical metaphors. Plus, your style is terrible for actually getting across your ideas. I guarantee you I can write a lot better than you because my college had a good writing center. I had to give up my notions of what good writing was and learn a little humility. Now I know how to communicate, even if I don't sound as smart as you. It's easy to sound smart. It's hard to communicate well.
Learn to value and cultivate what you seem to despise. Self-awareness, introspection, and emotional intelligence go a long way in relationships. It will help you realize you aren't perfect and how you can make yourself a lot more attractive. It will also help you understand other people's emotions. Relationships are all about emotions. If you understand a girl's emotions you can figure out how to make her like you.
Relationships are about compromise, even before the relationship happens. You will never be ideal boyfriend material. Right now, you seem to be well below ideal despite what you think. Some girl is going to compromise when she accepts you as her boyfriend. You are going to have to compromise when you find a girl. She isn't going to be perfect, but it will be the best you can do, just like you will be the best she can do. That's how the world works. Accept that now or accept it after a lot of frustration.
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On September 08 2012 13:16 TheKwas wrote:
Step one: Stop thinking of a girlfriend selecting as a sort of cyborg shopping.
Step Two: Stop talking like this: "and this is the OR operator, not the XOR operator "
Step three: Get fit, become charming, become socially popular, and become confident
Step 4: talk to girls
this x1000.
You shouldn't look for a girl with your pre-set idea of what you want. You will get bored after a few years of marriage. Just socialise and find a girl you click with imo
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Seriously, if you don't spend your twenties fucking around with girls from all over the world, one of three things is going to happen
1) you are going to be monogamous and married to your "dream chinese girl", and your life is going to be miserable
2) you are going to cheat on your "dream chinese girl" with girls from all around the world, and her life is going to be miserable
3) you are going to divorce your "dream chinese girl" and your kids are going to be miserable
Don't force yourself into that Morton's fork. College is a wonderful time to get stoned with that gorgeous Georgian (the country, not the state) exchange student, naked, on a bed, while both of you listen to Bob Dylan and talk metaphysics, among other things.
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My favorite part about college is that it allows you to meet all these people exactly like yourself. Having stepped outside the box once or twice myself I can tell you will never find another place as safe, warm and fulfilling. Cherish it always. As for meeting girls, remember you're better than your classmates both mentally and socially so pick the most eligible girl in any of your classes and claim her. Compared with those autists you'll look like a million bucks
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As others have observed, okay your approach is specific and well-defined, but probably too much so. The way you write comes off as exceedingly odd, at least to me, with inclusive/exclusive parameters set solidly. While these might be your criteria, if you express yourself this way and continually insist on holding this kind of specific and undeviating attitude, you will likely find yourself having a hard time getting anywhere.
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Someone post that moltke quote, we need it here asap
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Put bluntly, girls don't wanna fuck a computer.
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Drink heavily, do what your penis tells you to.
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On September 08 2012 14:21 Dfgj wrote:
Someone post that moltke quote, we need it here asap
The point is none of these women are marriable. Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is. How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know -Their religion, and respective piety -Their family and family history -Their socio-economic class -Their artistic and literary talents -Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism -Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture -Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities -Their mental and emotional stability -Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life -Their racial origins (if not already clear) -Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc) The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl 
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On September 08 2012 14:21 Dfgj wrote:
Someone post that moltke quote, we need it here asap
I gotcha. Ninja'd though 
+ Show Spoiler +On June 09 2005 21:10 MoltkeWarding wrote:
The point is none of these women are marriable.
Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.
How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know
-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)
The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl For additional giggles, courtesy of disciple: ![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/disciple/moltke1.jpg)
Classic. Not entirely relevant to the blog but kinda has to do with it, I guess.
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"their cooking, cleaning, and domestic abilities"??!?!?! Seriously?
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On September 08 2012 14:15 Shady Sands wrote:
Seriously, if you don't spend your twenties fucking around with girls from all over the world, one of three things is going to happen
1) you are going to be monogamous and married to your "dream chinese girl", and your life is going to be miserable
2) you are going to cheat on your "dream chinese girl" with girls from all around the world, and her life is going to be miserable
3) you are going to divorce your "dream chinese girl" and your kids are going to be miserable
Don't force yourself into that Morton's fork. College is a wonderful time to get stoned with that gorgeous Georgian (the country, not the state) exchange student, naked, on a bed, while both of you listen to Bob Dylan and talk metaphysics, among other things.
I love you, man
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On September 08 2012 14:35 mynameisgreat11 wrote:
"their cooking, cleaning, and domestic abilities"??!?!?! Seriously?
Would it offend you less if it was say....5% of the 95% that make up the qualification for a marryable girl?
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On September 08 2012 14:42 Megaliskuu wrote:Show nested quote +On September 08 2012 14:35 mynameisgreat11 wrote:
"their cooking, cleaning, and domestic abilities"??!?!?! Seriously? Would it offend you less if it was say....5% of the 95% that make up the qualification for a marryable girl?
>5% for me, unfortunately. I'm a total slob and a glutton =P
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On September 08 2012 14:42 Megaliskuu wrote:Show nested quote +On September 08 2012 14:35 mynameisgreat11 wrote:
"their cooking, cleaning, and domestic abilities"??!?!?! Seriously? Would it offend you less if it was say....5% of the 95% that make up the qualification for a marryable girl?
I'm not offended, I'm just amused that I solved the mystery of your virginity.
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On September 08 2012 14:15 Shady Sands wrote:
Seriously, if you don't spend your twenties fucking around with girls from all over the world, one of three things is going to happen
1) you are going to be monogamous and married to your "dream chinese girl", and your life is going to be miserable
2) you are going to cheat on your "dream chinese girl" with girls from all around the world, and her life is going to be miserable
3) you are going to divorce your "dream chinese girl" and your kids are going to be miserable
Don't force yourself into that Morton's fork. College is a wonderful time to get stoned with that gorgeous Georgian (the country, not the state) exchange student, naked, on a bed, while both of you listen to Bob Dylan and talk metaphysics, among other things.
Option 2 doesn't sound that bad
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On September 08 2012 15:09 mynameisgreat11 wrote:Show nested quote +On September 08 2012 14:42 Megaliskuu wrote:On September 08 2012 14:35 mynameisgreat11 wrote:
"their cooking, cleaning, and domestic abilities"??!?!?! Seriously? Would it offend you less if it was say....5% of the 95% that make up the qualification for a marryable girl? I'm not offended, I'm just amused that I solved the mystery of your virginity.
This just in: quoting old posts on TL causes virginity.
I'm so sorry, the two of you I led down this road.
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On September 08 2012 14:54 Chill wrote:
lol
The Chill has spoken
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Your use of language in this post is hilarious, be it irony or simply the awkward 'intelligent eloquence' of a teenager.
5*
But really, the way you write screams your age. It is only justifiable to use 'big words' and complex grammar structure when it adds meaning. This is usually the case in academic or technical work (this blog is not). So if it is your goal to be a more intelligent person, (and communicator) part of that lies in learning how to properly use the words (syntax) you have picked up rather than tossing them about willy-nilly in a way that is correct but distracting.
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