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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11596 Posts
December 16 2005 05:50 GMT
#1
Man Who Dates Internet Girlfriend for 6 Months Finds Out It's His Mom.
Daniel Anceneaux from Marseilles, France had spent months talking to an online girlfriend before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives".

Several of Daniel's talks with his mom got very racy. She even sent him a picture of herself, which was really a model from a magazine. During their traumatic first encounter a passing patrolman cited them for visiting a restricted beach past dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," said Nicole, 52. The story along with their picture was soon all over the news. Nicole's husband, Daniels dad, now forbids her to talk to anybody on the Internet.

Here's more on the story:
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

Comment:
What a loser!
Anyways, I hope they have a good family gathering at christmas.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Misca
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands605 Posts
December 16 2005 05:56 GMT
#2
hahah

heard this on radio yesterday

Pretty funny story, sucks to be that guy
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 16 2005 05:58 GMT
#3
Wow....
ULIKEIT
Profile Joined November 2004
United States44 Posts
December 16 2005 05:58 GMT
#4
OMFG so the question becomes how many times did he beat it to his mom and did he ever hit that shit and they just not saying......A family that fuks together stays together i guess>?? hahaha
When all else fails rember what is True- =ULIKEIT=
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
December 16 2005 05:59 GMT
#5
I feel the worst for the dad :/
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 16 2005 06:03 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
December 16 2005 06:08 GMT
#7
he forbids her to talk online.. *check*
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
December 16 2005 06:10 GMT
#8
ROFL. Always demand WEBCAM!
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
December 16 2005 06:13 GMT
#9
Rofl, nekked and webcam plz



Yeiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 06:14:20
December 16 2005 06:13 GMT
#10
On December 16 2005 14:59 -_- wrote:
I feel the worst for the dad :/


hes probably either dead or divorced

and this must of been the most aqward date ever hahahaaa
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
December 16 2005 06:47 GMT
#11
wow, talk about chance
evolve or die
NeO)PhOeNiX
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada250 Posts
December 16 2005 06:48 GMT
#12
there was a movie like this
SC1: B_Saint[LighT]
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
December 16 2005 06:56 GMT
#13
Was she at least a MILF?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
December 16 2005 07:00 GMT
#14
man, if i was that kid, i woulda been like "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO CHEAT ON DAD. I TAUGHT YOU A LESSON, YOU HUSSY!"
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
proTOSS[GER]
Profile Joined September 2004
858 Posts
December 16 2005 07:01 GMT
#15
owned
That is many tank yes?
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
December 16 2005 07:06 GMT
#16
On December 16 2005 16:00 hasuwar wrote:
man, if i was that kid, i woulda been like "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO CHEAT ON DAD. I TAUGHT YOU A LESSON, YOU HUSSY!"


2nd
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
December 16 2005 07:16 GMT
#17
I'm glad my mom doesn't even know how to use e-mail
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11596 Posts
December 16 2005 07:55 GMT
#18
lol xD
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 16 2005 09:21 GMT
#19
You do realize they just make that shit up, right?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
December 16 2005 09:24 GMT
#20
RASCLOUD! Why the fuck they a tell anyone this??

Blood clot.
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 09:39:49
December 16 2005 09:39 GMT
#21
oedipus style
heads up Mr. A
PoorUser on LP
Ruthless Assassin
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada8 Posts
December 16 2005 09:40 GMT
#22
LOL
cruel)angel
Profile Joined February 2005
Philippines253 Posts
December 16 2005 09:40 GMT
#23
On December 16 2005 15:56 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Was she at least a MILF?
i die, i die, but ill kill you first
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
December 16 2005 09:41 GMT
#24
Oh man I hate when that happens
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Cadical *
Profile Joined September 2005
United States469 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 10:28:38
December 16 2005 10:03 GMT
#25
hahahahahahahahaha

How long do you plan to live that way
IMBA
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
December 16 2005 10:16 GMT
#26
On December 16 2005 15:13 greatmeh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2005 14:59 -_- wrote:
I feel the worst for the dad :/


hes probably either dead or divorced

and this must of been the most aqward date ever hahahaaa


"Nicole's husband, Daniels dad, now forbids her to talk to anybody on the Internet."

I think this means she is still married.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 16 2005 10:21 GMT
#27
It's F A K E.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
December 16 2005 11:26 GMT
#28
Sigmund Freud fighting?~
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
December 16 2005 11:26 GMT
#29
man i hope they didn't have cybersex before meeting each other in real life O_O;;
Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 16 2005 11:27 GMT
#30
Thats a damn good mother son relationship.
Romanticide
Profile Joined July 2005
United States87 Posts
December 16 2005 11:41 GMT
#31
not all of us really understand frog love

That is enough, John Mayer
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 17 2005 00:53 GMT
#32
LOL
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
exkgb
Profile Joined September 2005
United States504 Posts
December 17 2005 00:57 GMT
#33
man.. thats some fucked up shit...
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
December 17 2005 01:08 GMT
#34
On December 16 2005 16:01 proTOSS[GER] wrote:
owned

indeed
[image loading]
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
December 17 2005 01:10 GMT
#35
Ahaahahaha
All Those beneath an angry star
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
January 09 2009 15:25 GMT
#36
i just saw this and figured it deserved a bump

oedipal complex?
ish0wstopper effect
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
January 09 2009 15:34 GMT
#37
wincest
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
January 09 2009 15:41 GMT
#38
On January 10 2009 00:25 ish0wstopper wrote:
i just saw this and figured it deserved a bump

I respectfully disagree.
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
January 09 2009 15:48 GMT
#39
not wincest
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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