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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11599 Posts
December 16 2005 05:50 GMT
#1
Man Who Dates Internet Girlfriend for 6 Months Finds Out It's His Mom.
Daniel Anceneaux from Marseilles, France had spent months talking to an online girlfriend before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives".

Several of Daniel's talks with his mom got very racy. She even sent him a picture of herself, which was really a model from a magazine. During their traumatic first encounter a passing patrolman cited them for visiting a restricted beach past dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," said Nicole, 52. The story along with their picture was soon all over the news. Nicole's husband, Daniels dad, now forbids her to talk to anybody on the Internet.

Here's more on the story:
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

Comment:
What a loser!
Anyways, I hope they have a good family gathering at christmas.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Misca
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands605 Posts
December 16 2005 05:56 GMT
#2
hahah

heard this on radio yesterday

Pretty funny story, sucks to be that guy
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 16 2005 05:58 GMT
#3
Wow....
ULIKEIT
Profile Joined November 2004
United States44 Posts
December 16 2005 05:58 GMT
#4
OMFG so the question becomes how many times did he beat it to his mom and did he ever hit that shit and they just not saying......A family that fuks together stays together i guess>?? hahaha
When all else fails rember what is True- =ULIKEIT=
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
December 16 2005 05:59 GMT
#5
I feel the worst for the dad :/
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 16 2005 06:03 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
December 16 2005 06:08 GMT
#7
he forbids her to talk online.. *check*
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4653 Posts
December 16 2005 06:10 GMT
#8
ROFL. Always demand WEBCAM!
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
December 16 2005 06:13 GMT
#9
Rofl, nekked and webcam plz



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greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-16 06:14:20
December 16 2005 06:13 GMT
#10
On December 16 2005 14:59 -_- wrote:
I feel the worst for the dad :/


hes probably either dead or divorced

and this must of been the most aqward date ever hahahaaa
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
December 16 2005 06:47 GMT
#11
wow, talk about chance
evolve or die
NeO)PhOeNiX
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada250 Posts
December 16 2005 06:48 GMT
#12
there was a movie like this
SC1: B_Saint[LighT]
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22260 Posts
December 16 2005 06:56 GMT
#13
Was she at least a MILF?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
December 16 2005 07:00 GMT
#14
man, if i was that kid, i woulda been like "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO CHEAT ON DAD. I TAUGHT YOU A LESSON, YOU HUSSY!"
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
proTOSS[GER]
Profile Joined September 2004
858 Posts
December 16 2005 07:01 GMT
#15
owned
That is many tank yes?
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
December 16 2005 07:06 GMT
#16
On December 16 2005 16:00 hasuwar wrote:
man, if i was that kid, i woulda been like "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO CHEAT ON DAD. I TAUGHT YOU A LESSON, YOU HUSSY!"


2nd
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
December 16 2005 07:16 GMT
#17
I'm glad my mom doesn't even know how to use e-mail
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11599 Posts
December 16 2005 07:55 GMT
#18
lol xD
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 16 2005 09:21 GMT
#19
You do realize they just make that shit up, right?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
December 16 2005 09:24 GMT
#20
RASCLOUD! Why the fuck they a tell anyone this??

Blood clot.
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
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