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Wow this has been absolutely BUGGING me for a while. I know it's a really stupid thing, dumb, but it's been NAGGING me for so long... (Now that I've watched her sexy Constantine deleted scenes) This record is plastered all over the net, so it must be true!!! :D
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her
stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991
Well I'm sure she was extremely foolish back then (note: 1991), about the same time she started appearing in movies (so I guess this was before she started making it big). One really seriously disturbing thing is that on imdb it says she was born in '76, but according to this record, (do the subtraction, 91-76; this would make her 15 years old when this happened; WTF???)... I seriously cannot imagine the circumstances under which she would swallow 1.7 pints of semen... that is almost 1 liter of semen, which is basically take your 2 liter pop bottle and slice it in half and fill that with semen...
I really cannot fathom...
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So what are you asking us? If she did it?
Im going to assume she didnt, solely for the fact I can comfort myself that society is not that shitty.
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haahahhashhahah x 1000
Hardcore! If she did it, she's my hero.
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yes
because if it is plastered all over the net
it is true.
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on another note, i would like to know about these deleted scenes in constantine, and their value as fap material.
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On July 26 2005 20:39 camooT wrote:
on another note, i would like to know about these deleted scenes in constantine, and their value as fap material.
um there are like 3 scenes
she plays the sexiest and most seductive demon who dirty talks constantine basically and sleeps with him
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i know i was only 7 but i think i could have mustered enough to make it 1.8, where the hell was i
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demons are just NOT attractive
i'd say fap level is 0
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She doesn't look like the type of gal that would do that sort of thing.
I remember back in the day there was rumor like this about Britney Spears. It wasn't true, just as I'm sure this one about Michelle Monaghan is false as well.
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On July 26 2005 20:57 BigBalls wrote:
i know i was only 7 but i think i could have mustered enough to make it 1.8, where the hell was i
That only disturbed me because your id is 'BigBalls'
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On July 26 2005 20:32 TheOdMan wrote:
haahahhashhahah x 1000
Hardcore! If she did it, she's my hero.
......... ... lol.
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On July 26 2005 20:38 camooT wrote:
yes
because if it is plastered all over the net
it is true.
what i was just thinking
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On July 26 2005 21:15 KOFgokuon wrote:
demons are just NOT attractive
i'd say fap level is 0
wow you're nub
i almost ripped my DVD to put up a still shot
but i'm way too lazy because i don't need to convince you because well i've seen it
best one i could find:
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ok, i just did a quick calculation.
the average male ejaculation is 2-3 milliliters. suppose it is 2.5 milliliters.
.47 liters = 1 pint.
.0025 = 1 ejaculation. 40 ejaculations = .1 liters
40*4.7*1.7 ~~ 300 ejaculations in her mouth. and shes 15. what a little dirty slut
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All within 4-hour timeframe, approximately.
On behalf of BigBalls and myself, I'm gonna have to call bullshit.
*adjusts spectacles*
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EPT![[image loading]](http://www.michelle-monaghan.net/gallery/albums/mags/GQ/US/mag-may03GQUS.jpg)
