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I don't think the "I fooled around with this chick that's about to get married" is very dark at all. Sure, you know the person is getting married, but it ain't your damn fault when she says yes to sleeping with you. She doesn't really deserve to marry the guy if she's going to cheat on him with a couple of weeks left until their wedding. Just my 2 cents.
My darkest thing, I guess. I'm a chill guy and don't really do crazy shit.
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Back in my golden Xbox Live years I somehow found some really cool players on Halo 2. I was 14 or so at the time and I got to know them pretty well. We would spend countless hours on Halo 2 doing stupid shit like betraying people, inviting people to our custom games and pitting one person against us in custom games. Games would go on for as long as the person stayed in the game, but we made sure to only invite the people that get really mad. Lots of luls were had.
Anyway... One day, we're playing matchmaking and we find this huge nerd that just lost to us 50-49 after we turtled for 5 minutes once the game hit 49-42 (us at 42). Words cannot describe how mad he was. He started threatening us and the whole nine yards. One of his friends invited us to their party and we kept trash talking him for 45 minutes straight. The guy eventually put the party on invite-only, but we kept getting in because one of his friends kept inviting us. We just called him terrible, made fun of his mother, sister, family and everyone else. His screaming was ridiculous. He was screaming at us while we just sat there and left. Eventually, he stopped talking and we were like "wtf?" One of his friends told us he left to go get a glass of water because he started coughing up blood from all the screaming. He never found out how we kept getting into the party either. Good times...
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On January 27 2011 08:53 news wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2011 08:45 sc4k wrote:On January 27 2011 07:40 Hyperbola wrote:On January 27 2011 07:34 Holdinga wrote:darky + Show Spoiler +To the people that have killed or tortured animals, I feel they deserve the same treatment as they did to the poor defenseless innocent animals. Especially cats, when I read the thing about the cat with a rope around its neck tied up and going down an elevator, I felt really bad. I have heard stories of little kids that take eyes of cats and collect them. If I find them, I would not feel bad at all to take their eyes out, too.
I usually don't get aggressive, I'm not an aggressive person, but animal cruelty is my weakness. Its because they are defenseless for god's sake, pick on someone your own size.
Why is there so much judgment in this thread? Someone even threatened to kill some of the posters he didn't like if he saw them on the streets. Not only are you coming off as a dick, you're also discouraging people from sharing their stories. If this thread is to have great and dark stories then I suggest a no-judgment policy. People could say thing like "holy shit", but nobody should make personal attacks against anyone else. If you don't like the content in this thread then why are you reading it? Well the purpose of the good deed thread is specifically to provoke a reaction, albeit a happy and pleased one, and there's nothing wrong with people saying 'wow you people are so nice!' is there? So by the same token there's nothing wrong with saying half the people in this thread are fucking garbage and I wouldn't brake if they fell over in front of my car. There's clearly no difference between a 7 year old you finding out a thing or two about your anal sensations while exploring your body and a 25 year old you taking a cock from behind while grinning into the camera. If you think I am mental because I killed bugs and threw stones at cats and birds when I was a kid you need treatment yourself. You are a nice guy but you are talking about things you've never had to deal with.
1. I don't even believe I said you were mental, I think (though I can't find the post) I said something along the lines of you and your friends displayed a classic sign of serial killers. Then I urged you to commit yourself IF you ever feel like extending your childhood torture actions towards humans.
2. Even if I did think you were mental for killing small, defenceless animals, why would I need treatment? Surely, at the worst, I would have simply made a misjudgment. Would I have proven myself to be in need of treatment? And what sort of treatment are you referring to?
3. What issues haven't I had to deal with? Feeling the urge to harm innocent creatures? I have had that urge, everyone has that urge probably...I just never gave in to it. Are you saying that, in order to point out something being wrong and heinous I have to have committed the act myself? I am not allowed to condemn rape unless I am a rapist?
By the way, for what it's worth I do have a dark story that makes me very upset and ashamed, and in fact it's related to 'news' misdeeds. Just so I don't come across as a sententious holier-than-thou douchebag:
+ Show Spoiler +Unfortunately, I was a complete retard when I was a kid and I allowed my hamster to starve to death. My mother used to feed it, Harry was his name. At one point she said 'if you don't stop playing that damn computer and feed your hamster he will die because I will now stop feeding him'. I am so ashamed that I literally didn't care, I was bored of the hamster because he was always sleeping in the day. The guilt still stabs at me like a thousand daggers.
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I am actually regretful that when I was a kid a squashed an ant the 25th of December and purposely wished it a merry Christmas while doing so. I still feel bad about the attitude. ><
Kind of relevant:
Is it possible one side of your brain is evil while the other is good?
There is such a thing called Alien Hand Syndrome, and from this particular example (weak sample, I know) I take it as her right side of the brain is a bad doer while she only has control over her left side. o_O
Article
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163
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Kindda dark I guess
+ Show Spoiler +When we were like 8-9yo we went to this soccer tournament and one guy, who was actually better than me just made a huuuge mistake and made lose the tournament. So I took his lunch and hid it. The entire team knew except him and our coach. Turned out they went looking for it for more than 3 hrs after we left, since he had some really important papers there. They never found it. And I never came clean. Nobody ratted me out.
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+ Show Spoiler +So 2 years ago I worked in this kindergarten. They had 5 rooms: 2 for babies (½-2), 2 for children (age 2-6) and 1 for "special" kids. So, I actually qualified to work with the special kids and got tons of compliments on my effort. However when my contract was about to expire and they wouldn't rehire I started telling the "special" kids all sorts of stories that would actually mess then up for some time. I heard one of them were still afraid of my dragon - like 15months after I quit that job >.<
Edit: Some ppl I know actually read this forum - So removed the last one 
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Got really pissed off with my little sister when I was 12. Took a rubber maid lid and whacked her across the face. Gave her a bloody nose.
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Got pissed off with my older brother when I was 9. Got onto his ps2 and deleted his entire FF9 data from his card.
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Got pissed off with my other older brother last year. Downloaded a bunch of porn to bog down his computer. Then told him to delete system 32 to fix it.
Yah... I'm so bad ass... haha..
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On January 27 2011 09:47 M155_G33k wrote:+ Show Spoiler [darkest] +
Got pissed off with my other older brother last year. Downloaded a bunch of porn to bog down his computer. Then told him to delete system 32 to fix it.
Yah... I'm so bad ass... haha..
This made me laugh so hard :D My bro's better at computers than I am  I'm harrassing my GF like this though... Just not through pr0n
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+ Show Spoiler +One time while getting a blowjob from my ex, I told her I'd tell her when I was about to cum. I didn't and she freaked out while I blew my load and ended up getting it on her face and shirt. It's okay, she was a bitch though.
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I really like this thread. My own philosophy on "evil"/"dark stuff" is that it is not resolved through condemnation, but by understanding. Only when you can see, accept and heal your own dark heart. Can you see, accept and heal other peoples dark heart.
And don't think your all holy perfect. There is a "dark" in everyone ^_^
Edit: Great 333 post Zapdos
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Worst thing I've ever done to a human being was take his pitcher of Snakebite and Black when he was leaning into one my female friends (she was very audibly trying to politely tell him to get lost), take it into the toilets and 'top it up'. Returned it to the table without him noticing and told him to leave her alone and chill, just have a drink. He drank about a pint then threw up. Bouncer noticed him and starts dragging him out of the place, whereupon he tells the bouncer to wait a sec, he nails down the rest of the pitcher and leaves.
I'm not normally a dick when I'm drunk, but I do get protective when it comes to my friends (which normally ends up with me stepping into one of the lad's fights and waking up in pain lol) and it has entertained my lacrosse club for months after the event.
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On January 27 2011 08:53 news wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2011 08:45 sc4k wrote:On January 27 2011 07:40 Hyperbola wrote:On January 27 2011 07:34 Holdinga wrote:darky + Show Spoiler +To the people that have killed or tortured animals, I feel they deserve the same treatment as they did to the poor defenseless innocent animals. Especially cats, when I read the thing about the cat with a rope around its neck tied up and going down an elevator, I felt really bad. I have heard stories of little kids that take eyes of cats and collect them. If I find them, I would not feel bad at all to take their eyes out, too.
I usually don't get aggressive, I'm not an aggressive person, but animal cruelty is my weakness. Its because they are defenseless for god's sake, pick on someone your own size.
Why is there so much judgment in this thread? Someone even threatened to kill some of the posters he didn't like if he saw them on the streets. Not only are you coming off as a dick, you're also discouraging people from sharing their stories. If this thread is to have great and dark stories then I suggest a no-judgment policy. People could say thing like "holy shit", but nobody should make personal attacks against anyone else. If you don't like the content in this thread then why are you reading it? Well the purpose of the good deed thread is specifically to provoke a reaction, albeit a happy and pleased one, and there's nothing wrong with people saying 'wow you people are so nice!' is there? So by the same token there's nothing wrong with saying half the people in this thread are fucking garbage and I wouldn't brake if they fell over in front of my car. There's clearly no difference between a 7 year old you finding out a thing or two about your anal sensations while exploring your body and a 25 year old you taking a cock from behind while grinning into the camera. If you think I am mental because I killed bugs and threw stones at cats and birds when I was a kid you need treatment yourself. You are a nice guy but you are talking about things you've never had to deal with.
Wait what?
He made a perfectly valid argument and you still fight?
Like my father says, no boundaries to stupidity eh?
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Oh, just one I'm not sorry I did. But it involves some hurt emotions:
+ Show Spoiler + So... We were 4 guys at a bar. I have a gf and so did one of the other guys. However 2 single guys spotting 2 really hot chicks. So we litterally plan everything out "Barney Stinson Style". Tons of rehearsed lines, lies and stories. Just to pick these girls up. One didn't get any but the other one actually went out with her for a few weeks before she realised he was a jack-ass and so was all his lying friends (e.g. me)... It's really fun today - I feel sad 'bout the girl though
Edit: Grammar was horribad -still is I guess
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On January 26 2011 11:28 pfods wrote:
In fourth grade I slammed a kids hands in his desk for an odish card....No one liked that kid. He ate fucking mayonnaise on his fries and pizza. What the fuck is with that?
Funniest one so far. So American! USA USA!
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+ Show Spoiler +I've cheated on every girlfriend (7+) I've ever had.
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+ Show Spoiler +Got real drunk and fucked this girl who was dating some weird guy. The weird guy is now my best friend and I never told him. He says that is the only girl he has ever loved
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I've cheated on my girlfriend
Darkest
I deflowered a girl (while cheating on my gf) and told her our relationship was over the next day.
It wasn't my intention though, she told me to come home the next day and when i was there she fell asleep and wouldn't open the door fucking bitch, I even had a present for her and it was damn cold (christmas lol). Left the present at her doorstep and txted her we were done.
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On January 27 2011 10:51 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
Dark
I've cheated on my girlfriend
Darkest
I deflowered a girl (while cheating on my gf) and told her our relationship was over the next day.
It wasn't my intention though, she told me to come home the next day and when i was there she fell asleep and wouldn't open the door fucking bitch, I even had a present for her and it was damn cold (christmas lol). Left the present at her doorstep and txted her we were done.
What was the present... a condom ?
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Dark:
+ Show Spoiler +While initially abhorred by this forum, I've actually become desensitized by most of the posts (except for the animal cruelty ones).
Darker:
+ Show Spoiler +Sometimes I envy people who have done really stupid and crazy shit and get away with it, because I know that I'll never have the balls to do it.
Darkest:
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There was this one thread on a forum where everyone was using spoilers to hide their dark deeds and I presented mine without spoiler tags.
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On January 27 2011 10:56 Yokoblue wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2011 10:51 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
Dark
I've cheated on my girlfriend
Darkest
I deflowered a girl (while cheating on my gf) and told her our relationship was over the next day.
It wasn't my intention though, she told me to come home the next day and when i was there she fell asleep and wouldn't open the door fucking bitch, I even had a present for her and it was damn cold (christmas lol). Left the present at her doorstep and txted her we were done. What was the present... a condom ?
Probably a dick in a box.
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+ Show Spoiler +Vacation in Cuba. They had an eat all you can eat buffet with fat breads it was so tempting I could not resist taking a bunch to my table to create Frankeinstein bread filled with spicy sauce mixed with chocolate. Then I would put them back and watch people eating them. IT was totally worth the look on their face 
Seriously all this is very silly but what can you do...
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