The "Dark Side" Thread - Page 12

What does it say about people when this thread was made days after the good deed thread, yet garners 7x the views and 4x the posts?

It says that nice acts are so common that they are boring, while a "dark side" is a new and exciting consept for most humans.

See? positive thoughts.

Probably when i was like 7 or 8, there was a kid that wouldn't cry even though we were beating him up for good. I was just amazed how he'd not make a single tear. Turn out he was somewhat ill / had a disorder or something, don't know what exactly but since then i realized i was so fucking stupid and stopped. Dunno if i defended him afterward but i'm pretty sure i did say to some of the others guys to stop this free bullying. Since then i've only fought against the "bad guys" who really really deserved it.

So we had just had a big fight, and my family were on holidays. Tom is 3 years younger than me, and knows he can't get me in a straight up brawl. So we're playing botchee (sp?) It's kinda like lawn bowls I guess, and my brother "pretends" to be retarded and underarms the botchee ball...it goes straight up about 15 feet, then straight back down on my head. I blacked out and woke up in the hotel room with mum sitting over me, and my little brother in the background with a triumphant grin.

We dont fight anymore.

To this day, I still refer to any transvestite and retarded person as, "it" as opposed to He or She. I have trouble thinking of them as human.

(while entirely FUCKED UP on most occasions) I banged a drunk chick (who was clearly unable to properly consent), her drunk best friend, her best friend's other best friend, her best friend's other friend's drunk sister, a bipolar chick, and the bipolar chick's drunk underage sister all in one week. They were all aware of what happened within a day after it occurred, because I would brag about it. I laughed myself to tears multiple times.

In 6th or 7th grade a friend and I used to go to a department store. We always went to the grocery section and just randomly ate stuff, like sweets, chips, etc. or just fucked things up, like putting some open bottles or cans upside down on top of the noodle and rice shelves. We also used to brag about it in school, and one guy was especially interested and also didn't really believe us, so he came along one day.

On that exact day we were caught by the store detective and that guy from our class as well. So naturally he was accused of all the stuff we did too and when the detective interviewed us he cried while we were acting all tough. "You can't do shit to us, we're only 12yo" etc. but we also told them he didn't do anything. They didn't care though and we all ended up not being allowed to enter the building for one year.

My friend and I didn't care, but the guy that was with us was really upset about it(understandably). But not only did we tell everyone in school that he had cried in front of the detective, but we also starting harassing and teasing him about it. We literally jumped around him, poking him with sticks and other items while saying stuff like "So... you're not allowed to enter the store for 1 year, huh?" "Is your mom very angry?" etc. We kept on doing that for weeks after the incident, even after his mother had talked to the owner of the department store and clarified things.

With the same friend from #1 I used to "patrol" the school floors during our breaks. Whenever someone ran we went up to them saying "You're not allowed to run in the school building" and tripped them up. I remember one time a girl went down on the floor and started crying "Eeheeehee, this was the third time already!" I also remember one guy in particular that didn't fall so my friend "gave him the rest" and he smashed on the floor pretty hard. Even though I'd never do something like that today, I just can't stop myself laughing really hard when I think about that stuff.

When I was about 18, I had a girlfriend that was 15 back then. She was a virgin. We had only seen each other once(we lived pretty far apart from each other) and basically had a "phone relationship". So anyway, we talked on the phone about taking her virginity and stuff and I suggested fucking her doggy style because I "had heard it's more comfortable that way". She totally freaked out on me and said she wanted to be taken missionary style at her first time. At that point I was caught a little off-guard, because despite being a virgin she was VERY open sexually, but when it actually comes to really taking her virginity every girl gets a bit "romantic" I guess. So anyway, we eventually ended up planning a trip to turkey together with her parents, all in the same big apartment. Remember, we had only seen each other once before.

Here's what happened when I arrived at the hotel(she and her parents were already there). First I introduced myself to her parents and sister and everything. It was kinda awkward, we all set around and table in some kind of Cafe in the Hotel Lobby while I was being "interviewed". After that, since it was already evening we just kissed and went for a walk while I kept grabbing her ass, touching her pussy, etc. and even suggesting her to suck me off somewhere in the bushes to which she just giggled and said "Nooo, I can't do that" etc.

The next day while her parents and her little sister were at the beach we starting making out on the couch in our apartment. She had her period, so I eventually started fingering her butt hole with one, two and then three fingers and she really got off on it. Suddenly she became silent.
I asked "Hey, what's wrong? Are you ok?"
And she responded "Yeah sure... I'm just thinking..."
"What are you thinking about?" I asked.
She said "If I should let you fuck my ass..."
I had a huge grin on my face and did my best to sound even halfway serious and considerate while saying "Well... we can always try..."

Due to the prior stretching it was pretty easy to enter her and I fucked her ass till I came. I kept fucking her ass for the rest of the holidays since there was no place to buy condoms in the hotel area and she was not on the pill. Needless to say I also took her "real" virginity when we were back in Germany. About 2 or 3 months later we broke up. After another 2 or 3 months I started dating my current girlfriend and I'm still with her until today. That whole thing happened about 6 years ago and I'm still jacking off to that memory every now and then.

2B or not 2B?
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god im unabashedly JD fanboi, i say that in every forum! LOL

Told a girl she was a creeper at the club because i was trying to get with another girl... next time i see here im available and i tell her im sorry for calling her a creeper and i fuck her and she even swallows my load and shes all happy because she thinks im gonna be her bf ... dont talk to her for two weeks I see her at the same club two weeks later shes looking at me while im making out with some random i just picked up... Yeahh i felt pretty shitty...

Assignment was due in like 3-5 minutes. While racing down the stairs, i saw an innocent girl fall like 3 steps of stairs..... I stood there for like 5 long seconds thinking what i should do.....
*climatic music plays*
i thought to myself, "she aint hawt, lets get the shit out from here" But later i still got penalized for being late. !@#!@#!23

Thx TL for making me feel like an awesome human being reading this thread... keke

My family had chickens when I was young, and when I was about 12, we had 3 roosters, and the biggest one was just tearing the next biggest one up every single day. I felt so bad for it that i decided I would just kill it and put it out of its misery. Well, I got my pellet gun, and went to shoot it, but somehow, even though I hit it in the head first time, it didn't even come close to killing it, so it kind of crawled into the corner of the shed it was in and just looked at me with blood oozing out of its head. I killed it off cleanly with the next shot, but I've felt bad for it ever since. To this day I don't know how it survived the shot. I hit it cleanly right behind its eye from about 10 feet away, and we're talking a 900 fps pellet gun here. I think it even came out the other side. :-(

I wasn't in love with my girlfriend any more, and while I still liked her company I just wasn't interested in her sexually anymore. So everytime, I'd fantasize she was a really hot friend of mine. About 2 years later we broke up.

One time when taking a shower, I realized the drain was clogged with my sister's hair; so I used my sister's tweezer's in the bathroom to remove the hair clogging up the drain