hazelynut (Z) vs Gretorp (P) - Th, Aug 12, 7pm EDT

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hazelynut

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August 11 2021 17:14 GMT

MATCH OF THE DECADE
Thursday, Aug 12 11:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

hazelynut

vs Gretorp

aka C-rank chobo vs Former USA-A team rusty codger who hasn't touched the game in a decade
aka former Princeton SC B-teamer vs former Princeton coach

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ABOUT

I'm hazelynut, a chobo C-rank Zerg on the journey to S-rank. After a long hiatus from BW, I've been playing and streaming on and off from 2019-2021. I've climbed from E rank to C rank, and I'm stylin' on Tier 2s in Coach Pupil League, too! (Sorry Sva3).

Enter Gretorp.

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Gretorp is a good friend of mine and the former coach of the Princeton StarCraft team. He has recently acknowledged my growing savagery and challenged me to a Best of 5. He has agreed to off-race as Protoss as my CPL match this week is ZvP, though of course, he is trash regardless of what race he plays, and I shall blast him handily.

Though hardly relevant nowadays, Gretorp's former glory includes:

USA-A team substitute
Peak A- on iCCup
Professional SC2 player for Fnatic
NASL SC2 caster

Whereas my achievements, numerous and numinous, are as follows:

Peak D+ on iCCup
#2 in SC2GG Commentator Idol
CPL Season 7, Queen of Tier 2 and "Tier 2 Killer"

We shall stream both our perspectives. He says he is going to 3-0 me, but I promise to destroy him.

HOW TO WATCH
https://www.twitch.tv/hazelynut
https://www.twitch.tv/gretorptv

ABOUT THE NUT

hazelynut is a chobo C-rank Zerg on the journey to S-rank. She started her illustrious BW career as a plug-pulling, 20-0-20 eight year old on Battle.net in 1998, and continued by being D+ on a good day on iCCup in 2008. Around 2008, she founded the Collegiate Starleague and the Princeton StarCraft team, where she avoided being on the lineup because deep down she knew she was a baddie and was afraid of losing on the road to getting good. After a 10 year hiatus from BW, she decided, fk this, let's get to S-rank!

ABOUT GRETORP

Gretorp is a "washed up former USA-A substitute, struggling to find purpose in life but somehow still with the will to crush deezhazelynutssss," and also a professional in the poker industry! It seems like he's just playing for fun because he likes stomping noobs, but hazelynut is hopeful he will return to the burgeoning Brood War scene in 2021.

RESULTS
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0-3 GRETORP WINS

hazelynut

<Polypoid> Gretorp
hazelynut

<Ascension> Gretorp
hazelynut

<Eclipse> Gretorp
Set 4
Set 5

VODS

FPVOD (hazely) - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1116932895
FPVOD (Gretorp) - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1116475674
HYPECAST (Diggity) - Coming Soon (TM)

Last words

Please join us for some fun StarCraft action! We've invited all our former colleagues from the Princeton StarCraft: Brood War team and it should be a rowdy time in both our streams. See you there.

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