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Dendra
Profile Joined July 2006
Croatia801 Posts
November 27 2006 15:55 GMT
#81
On November 26 2006 14:49 Sadir wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2006 14:32 Loveletter wrote:
This is a joke right? It's still November


lol joking? how dare you? that's the ultimate strategy , respect smurg's skill and try his strategy;
even though it's hard play of and timing is soooo important, you'll need about 23094813458234905 hours of training this strat; and don't even bother to look at these weird races (how are they....

hahaha,timings so important-that cracked me up :D
Believing isnt seeing.Seeing is believing,but may not be reality.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
November 27 2006 16:14 GMT
#82
On November 27 2006 10:57 Cascade wrote:
hmm, this strat might be really good!

But I wonder how it fares against teh gas rush?


fucking newb gas rush doesn't work on fastest he has to take ten of your geysers
Moderatorsloppy little slug
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 27 2006 16:22 GMT
#83
ajahahahahhaha... 10 gas rush.
Fuckin art.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-27 16:49:42
November 27 2006 16:38 GMT
#84
On November 27 2006 17:30 Myxomatosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2006 08:16 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
On November 27 2006 08:02 KovacsFlorian wrote:
If you don't see how funny this is, you are a noob.


Or you just don't find contrived and overdone humor funny. The addition of anachronistic English and many "big" words for no purpose didn't help either.

Nice, you used anachronistic in a 1 line flame criticizing Smurg for using "big words."


I wasn't trying to be funny. Nor was my use of the word anachronistic for "no purpose." Thus, as I said the use of "big words" and "anachronistic English" was useless as a way to facilitate humor, my using them in my in-no-way humorous reply was not contradictory. Read what you're flaming first. And I'm entitled to my opinion, that being that this thread wasn't funny. Given that many found it funny, one would think that you'd be satisfied with that and not try to antagonize me. However in your sycophantic zeal you seem to have purposely attempted to pick a fight with me.
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
November 27 2006 16:48 GMT
#85
On November 27 2006 17:30 Myxomatosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2006 08:16 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
On November 27 2006 08:02 KovacsFlorian wrote:
If you don't see how funny this is, you are a noob.


Or you just don't find contrived and overdone humor funny. The addition of anachronistic English and many "big" words for no purpose didn't help either.

Nice, you used anachronistic in a 1 line flame criticizing Smurg for using "big words."


He wasn't criticizing for the use of "big words." He just didnt find it funny..
Vzzdak
Profile Joined October 2006
3 Posts
November 27 2006 17:39 GMT
#86
If you are indeed the one who destroyed me with this strategy, I commend you. I hold no grudge against you as this whole experience has thought me to be a better man.
Loveletter
Profile Joined November 2006
United States543 Posts
November 28 2006 00:02 GMT
#87
ever heard of a tank?
DotA 2 - peteyyytran/IRONBRAH add me for inhouse games/pub games
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
November 28 2006 00:21 GMT
#88
lol Vzzdak in here
sjukungen1
Profile Joined November 2006
Burkina Faso59 Posts
November 28 2006 00:22 GMT
#89
not even amused by this
lol
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2132 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-28 02:42:36
November 28 2006 02:42 GMT
#90
On November 28 2006 02:39 Vzzdak wrote:
If you are indeed the one who destroyed me with this strategy, I commend you. I hold no grudge against you as this whole experience has taught me to be a better man.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
November 28 2006 05:03 GMT
#91
On November 28 2006 01:14 intrigue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2006 10:57 Cascade wrote:
hmm, this strat might be really good!

But I wonder how it fares against teh gas rush?


fucking newb gas rush doesn't work on fastest he has to take ten of your geysers


ahaha, that'd be great stealing 10 gases!

But what I was refering to was the 1337 zerg strat where you use the first 50 minerals to build an extractor, and the other 3 drones to mine gas. Principle is along the lines that when the other guy scouts you, he will think
"wtf, no way I can fight a zerg with that much gas!!!111one alt q q"

But as the ultimate pylong+cannon build doesn't involve scouting, that probably wouldn't work.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
November 28 2006 05:35 GMT
#92
Don't need scouting...it doesn't matter where they are...it just doesn't matter.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
November 28 2006 06:07 GMT
#93
i'm ready to pwn testie, midian, incontrol, etc. now. -thx for gosu stratzzz

pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
November 28 2006 18:59 GMT
#94
dude, wtf is with all the "not funny, cuz im cool" posts?

this is the ultimate STFU NOOB response to all this "money map is skilled based" bullshit thats been floating around for far far too long.

smurg, if there were a god or a real religion, you would be it. keep it up and keep it comin.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
sundance
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Slovakia3201 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-28 20:07:12
November 28 2006 20:06 GMT
#95
On November 29 2006 03:59 pyrogenetix wrote:
dude, wtf is with all the "not funny, cuz im cool" posts?


wtf you are talking about ???
I don't find it funny not because i'm cool (actually i'm the coolest and most awesome guy ever =p) but because i don't find it funny.

If you still don't understand then read my response once again and v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
November 28 2006 23:27 GMT
#96
Yeah I bet he even didn't spent more than 5 minutes of thinking about this, cos last time I was on the toilet I made same pile of crap in that amount of time...
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
November 29 2006 00:10 GMT
#97
On November 29 2006 03:59 pyrogenetix wrote:
dude, wtf is with all the "not funny, cuz im cool" posts?

this is the ultimate STFU NOOB response to all this "money map is skilled based" bullshit thats been floating around for far far too long.

smurg, if there were a god or a real religion, you would be it. keep it up and keep it comin.


And how's it different than "i find it funny, cuz im cool."
Trucy Wright is hot
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
November 29 2006 01:12 GMT
#98
i like a lot of smurg's posts, but this just isn't funny. i didn't laugh
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
November 29 2006 01:52 GMT
#99
Ugh, enough of this post.

It was made for my own amusement when I was bored.

I don't care if it's funny or not, just let it be now...it's an extended - "CANNON MASS IS THE BEST EVAR LOL!!" and that's all it is.

Shhh and let real strategies come into play.











This is the best strategy ever.
dost
Profile Joined December 2006
United States7 Posts
June 10 2008 01:05 GMT
#100
Lol, awesome strategy.

hilarious thread. thought i'd bump it for new members or people that missed it first time around.

sorry if it was a bad bump
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