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Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
November 26 2006 23:04 GMT
#61
Smurg, what if you are not protoss? Is there any way to come close to the ultimate strat with terran or zerg, and if there is, could you enlighten us?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 26 2006 23:14 GMT
#62
On November 27 2006 07:05 Smurg wrote:
Not funny.

Stupid shit, you're trying to make 'photon cannon mass' a real tactic...it's retarded, you're just 'trying' to be funny.

Stop doing that shit man, because then we are obliged to read it and make posts like this...you fucking idiot.

How could anyone be so retarded? Satire/sarcasm is just low, this is the strategy section not the 'general section' where you can unleash your retarded posts furiously...just stay out of here. Don't even bother coming back, unless you have something important to say...variety isn't the spice of life, let's just keep it serious, this is BW you forget it's serious business...cunt.


loool
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
November 26 2006 23:16 GMT
#63
On November 27 2006 08:02 KovacsFlorian wrote:
If you don't see how funny this is, you are a noob.


Or you just don't find contrived and overdone humor funny. The addition of anachronistic English and many "big" words for no purpose didn't help either.
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
dropthesky
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Canada285 Posts
November 26 2006 23:18 GMT
#64
On November 27 2006 07:46 Prose wrote:
I just wasted ten minutes.


You sir are the biggest scrub on TL for reading the whole thing for 10 minutes. I realized it was a joke strat after the first line, and it was hilarious.
It Is Not That Impossible Is Unachievable, But Simply That Most People Refuse To Believe Otherwise...
shinigami
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada423 Posts
November 27 2006 00:50 GMT
#65
It's pretty obvious from the thread title.
I thought it was pretty funny.
I was thinking about joining a debate club, but I was talked out of it.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
November 27 2006 01:57 GMT
#66
hmm, this strat might be really good!

But I wonder how it fares against teh gas rush?
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
November 27 2006 03:18 GMT
#67
really you cant blame me for thinking of nazis when you make a thread called the final solution.

my thought process:
final solution --> hitler --> nazis --> indiana jones --> ghosts --> nazis --> slayer

therefore, this thread helped me to remember a beautiful poem which i hope you will enjoy:

The Final Command
by Kerry King
http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=1f16e62

note the powerful symbolism and violence apparent throughout the poem. lines such as "Turning all hopes of life into sand" and "Machine gun fire, blood level higher" show the violence and horror of the second world war in terrifying detail. the unreal speed and power of the german army is captured in lines such as "Born with the power of God in his hand" and "Awaiting our victory ending his dream."

it makes me smile and sing along every time i hear it. oh sure you can say slayer isnt very good at singing or playing instruments, but you have to admit theyre badass and can play fast as hell.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
November 27 2006 04:17 GMT
#68
On November 27 2006 08:04 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
Smurg, what if you are not protoss? Is there any way to come close to the ultimate strat with terran or zerg, and if there is, could you enlighten us?

No.
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
November 27 2006 04:25 GMT
#69
I wasnt sure what to expect while I was reading that post. Was this originall posted for a newb or something? Big building, blue aura, etc. Also, what map is that? Is this only for that one map?
Moonlight Shadow
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
November 27 2006 05:28 GMT
#70
yawn =_=
Running is the essence of battle
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
November 27 2006 05:35 GMT
#71
haha that's awesome GW smurg
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 27 2006 05:52 GMT
#72
On November 27 2006 08:16 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
Or you just don't find contrived and overdone humor funny. The addition of anachronistic English and many "big" words for no purpose didn't help either.


lol you just said anachronistic English and big words... stfu.
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Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
November 27 2006 08:30 GMT
#73
On November 27 2006 08:16 DarK]N[exuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2006 08:02 KovacsFlorian wrote:
If you don't see how funny this is, you are a noob.


Or you just don't find contrived and overdone humor funny. The addition of anachronistic English and many "big" words for no purpose didn't help either.

Nice, you used anachronistic in a 1 line flame criticizing Smurg for using "big words."
KoveN-
Profile Joined October 2004
Australia504 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-27 09:22:55
November 27 2006 09:22 GMT
#74
I got it from the first line. Wasn't funny.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 27 2006 11:18 GMT
#75
I used this strategy vs my korean cousin and he owned me with a drone rush.
Mango @ U.S.East!
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 27 2006 14:20 GMT
#76
Smurg, I would like to kiss you.
returns upon momentous occasions.
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2984 Posts
November 27 2006 15:00 GMT
#77
no more drugs for smurg ! ^^
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
pinbaLL
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden1711 Posts
November 27 2006 15:12 GMT
#78
Why do you waste your time making a post like that?
- Evergrey - This is a fucking British flag, and these colours dont fucking run! - Bruce Dickinson
pinbaLL
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden1711 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-27 20:16:29
November 27 2006 15:16 GMT
#79
On November 27 2006 04:35 LeoTheLion wrote:
rofl...

laughing at the people who don't get it is even funnier. =D

There is a difference between not getting it and not finding it fun.
- Evergrey - This is a fucking British flag, and these colours dont fucking run! - Bruce Dickinson
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
November 27 2006 15:41 GMT
#80
you forgot to mention that true pros play on maps in which space-time has been modified by the mighty Pr0-toss to enable building multiple photons on one square thing on the map. Also, true gosu maps have square lands, not the weird triangular shit that is a clear demonstration of the logical inferiority of the noneuclidean mind.
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