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Though it is pretty funny.
The Final Solution [The ultimate strategy] - Page 6
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Solarian
United States100 Posts
Though it is pretty funny. | ||
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Elite]v[arine
United States264 Posts
On November 26 2006 14:28 Smurg wrote: Now all you have to do is wait for them to give up...usually (from my experience) people will usually send their last messages like this: "Wow, great play, where did you learn that?" or "*Bows down* You truly are the master, and I am but your feeble opponent." or "I've never felt such pain inside, please accept my apologies for even joining your game." lol at the 3rd option :O | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
Still, pretty funny write-up. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
Why is this not a stickied guide | ||
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hku
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Chameleon
United States604 Posts
Suck it SlayerS_Boxer! You are lawl compared to me now!! | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
*craps pant* | ||
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Tinithor
United States1552 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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HypnoticPoo
Singapore291 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Mada_Jiang
Australia236 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7888 Posts
On November 26 2006 14:43 Empyrean wrote: When I clicked on this thread, I was hoping to learn about Hitler's Final Solution to solve the Jewish Problem. I was deeply disappointed  I hope THIS is a joke. | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
Ps. lulz. | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Also I find it very disappointing that you neglected to mention the importance of high APM. Your strategy mentions building cannons, but those are technically effective actions and do not contribute towards redundant actions. I sincerely hope this oversight is only because such matters are too trivial for a master of the game such as yourself. | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
But I've hung my cannons up for now, I haven't played a game of Brood War in over a year. I just have too many bitter memories of a time long gone, times when I used to call 'ReignHard' my friend...We were the best of friends, and then the worst of enemies. I call it the 'great ReignHard incident of 2006'. It was a dark and stormy night, I sat with the flickering monitor light upon my face. Tonight I was blessed with the most stoic of faces you will ever see. Knowing that I had my strategy all sorted out, I knew I wouldn't lose. ReignHard had suggested the map we play on...it was known as The Hidden Palace...he said to me "Wannsee this map?" I said "I don't need to see the map, I am confident." Let us just say, that after 23 minutes of play, with my initial troops moving out and my population at a proud 42, I noticed something strange. The mineral patches only had 40000 on them, and not 50000 like they are supposed to. The geysers were maxed out, so in the end...there was just too much gas. The gas aided in the killing of many - it was a travesty. Needless to say, it took me months to get over this incident, it shook me up so badly that I had to quit professional Broodwar. I still get the shakes today thinking about it. | ||
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Chameleon
United States604 Posts
Clearly he was looking for this: ![[image loading]](http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/26261149.jpg) | ||
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NatsuTerran
United States364 Posts
After 20 minutes: Since the rules now state that both of you can move out and attack, I laughed so hard at this line. | ||
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