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Poland showed great pride and patriotism when they raised money to send both Yayba and Draco to the WCG Grand Finals. Of all the family dining chains in America, Denny’s has the best macro withover 1,500 company and franchised restaurants in the United States, Canada, Costa Rica, Guam, Mexico, New Zealand and Puerto Rico. Founded by Harold Butler in 1953, Denny's rigidly adheres to healthy build orders, scoring the fewest health inspection violations of all midlevel fast food chains in a test conducted by Dateline NBC.
USA's own zulu_nation8 is hungry. Not only for victory, but for food. He has received an invite to a local Denny's, but needs some help raising funds so he can go eat. The price difference (what is needed) is $9.22 USD. His team, The L15 Fighting Trolls, is already forking over enough dough to cover part of the expenses.
Being that Denny's is one of the best dining enterprises ever, I'm here on behalf of a close friend of mine, and an opponent of Worldwide Starvation, and lover of Starcraft, to try and rally support for sending another skinny Asian kid to an American restaurant.
Are you impressed by zulu's writing for TL or amazing performance at dodging lurker spines in that bet thing against Chill (100% dead marines in 5 attempts at dodging) and want to see him travel to, eat and drink at, and return from one of the best family dining establishments in the American Starcraft scene? Do you just want to support sending Asians to eat something other than rice? These are all excellent reasons to donate.
How Much Is Needed: $9.22 USD
Cost Breakdown:
- Gas Price calculated by 5.3 mile distance to the local Denny's and miles per gallon of Zulu's Honda civic with 18" rims, flame decals, and unnecessarily large spoiler
- "Super Bird" Sandwich as specified by Denny's menu
- Food Service Tip at the standard Asian tip rate of 6%
Deadline:
Zulu is hungry right now but can wait until lunch tomorrow because of reduced price specials at the aforementioned Denny's.
What if the amount is not met?:
Zulu will likely go and order a side item, perhaps a side salad or onion rings, but he WILL NOT be full.
Thank you all,
Littlechava - on behalf of all hungry Asian kids and USA Starcraft
I hope that TL can rally some support to send Zulu to Denny's! If we raise enough money to send him, Zulu promises to eat the full sandwich and post pictures of the meal, waitress, and livestream his post-meal dump.
Current Amount: $1.36
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Now this is a cause I can donate for, however I see no paypal.
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
'I hope that TL can rally some support to send Zulu to Denny's! If we raise enough money to send him, Zulu promises to eat the full sandwich and post pictures of the meal, waitress, and livestream his post-meal dump. '
Hahaha <3 Full marks for this post.
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please help guys im really hungry
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I would happily donate to this cause.
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Katowice25012 Posts
I am willing to donate money, however I am currently living in Africa and cannot use paypal.
If I send a $15 money order will you send me back $5? this is an instant profit to you and I very much wish to help out zulu_nation8.
Thank you for your consideration,
heyoka
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is awesome32274 Posts
for the glory of teamliquid!
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Trinidad/Tobago1177 Posts
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I'll give you a dollar for your watch.
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Osaka27149 Posts
How do I donate? Do you accept paypal poker mail-in coupons? How can I be sure he will try his best to eat it and not just resell it or roll around on the table?
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China3334 Posts
When I read the first line of the OP, I thought you Americans are sending zulu to Chengdu lol.
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United States11390 Posts
On October 19 2009 10:19 Emlary wrote:
When I read the first line of the OP, I thought you Americans are sending zulu to Chengdu lol.
If it was then you could have satisfied his hunger.
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On October 19 2009 10:16 JoMal wrote:
LOL
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I donated 30 cents, but the Paypal fees amounted to $0.35. So I guess you need another 5 cents now.
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send him to ihop instead.
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On October 19 2009 10:24 Chaos- wrote:
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
I have to disagree with the purpose of this post. zulu_nation8's food clan, the Really Awesome Mass-Eating organizatioN (R.A.M.E.N.), has already paid for zulu_nation8 to eat a meal of two McDonalds double cheeseburgers at the beginning of November. Why should we Americans be asked to foot the bill for this arguably unnecessary Denny's visit if RAMEN should really be sponsoring it? Can't they pay for the extra 9 dollars?
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I'll give you a food stamp
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Oh god, I see what you did thar OP... hahaha
On October 19 2009 10:42 motbob wrote:
I have to disagree with the purpose of this post. zulu_nation8's food clan, the Really Awesome Mass-Eating organizatioN (R.A.M.E.N.), has already paid for zulu_nation8 to eat a meal of two McDonalds double cheeseburgers at the beginning of November. Why should we Americans be asked to foot the bill for this arguably unnecessary Denny's visit if RAMEN should really be sponsoring it? Can't they pay for the extra 9 dollars?
Hahahahaha!!!
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United States10774 Posts
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thank you for making my day :D
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Edit:
o_o...whoa...my post was deleted...Lol...okay, my bad...
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United States4796 Posts
Haha. Would definitely give a couple cents.
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@_@ is that really necessary?
Louder just wants to go to ief man...
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Katowice25012 Posts
and zulu just wants to eat the super bird sandwich
We don't judge here.
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ok guys? but i mean really? i think if i would have made a thread like this it would have been closed pretty fast, i just hope the mods look upon this in a better way then me. zulu i wish you luck in your sandwich eating adventures.
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Belgium6771 Posts
why the hell is this in bw hahahaha
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United States12607 Posts
On October 19 2009 11:43 Xeofreestyler wrote:
why the hell is this in bw hahahaha
required reading!
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On October 19 2009 11:43 Xeofreestyler wrote:
why the hell is this in bw hahahaha
Denny's is what real progamers eat.
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This is one of the best threads I've read on TL in a long time. Stuff like this is why I love you guys... keeps me up at night lol'ing awkwardly at a computer. Fuck yeah.
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On October 19 2009 11:41 l10f wrote:I am willing to donate $5 in cash if you come and pick it up 
That's illegal in all states except Texas =\
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United States12607 Posts
On October 19 2009 11:21 Virtuoso wrote:
@_@ is that really necessary?
Louder just wants to go to ief man...
and zulu just wants to go to Denny's!
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
hahahah nice thread.
im sorry zulu u should stop eating at overpriced american restaurants lolol
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I'm willing to spend about 4$ Canadian money!
P.S. This is the exactly reason why I choose TL.net instead of Gosugamer! <3 you guys to da max!
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IMO BVG The L15 Fighting Troll and iG R.A.M.E.N. should each put up like 1k $1... that way the community won't have to pay like $6,000 $8 out of its pocket/
Also I'd want to donate ONLY IF Draco Zulu actually releases a statement saying he's going to take this event meal 100% seriously and practice for it make sure he's on an empty stomach.
I'd be really ashamed of him on behalf of the entire community with his attitude of "ya I'm not practicing fasting at all anymore and I don't care about BW Homestyle Meatloaf but I still play eat in events diners" .
If he actually is going to take WCG Denny's seriously and try to win indulge in a full-course meal, I'll support him.
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Zulu has the best ZvMeatloaf of all time.
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 epic thread!
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Only if you eat at the Denny's by my house.
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fanatacist: dffggudsfgkgdsn dskjLOOOOOOL
fanatacist: BEST THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEEEN
fanatacist: DKLFGJSNKJGNSKLGJ
My first reaction when I saw this thread. This thread is absolutely genius. littlechava #1.
"Food Service Tip at the standard Asian tip rate of 6%" LOLOLOL
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I hope that TL can rally some support to send Zulu to Denny's! If we raise enough money to send him, Zulu promises to eat the full sandwich and post pictures of the meal, waitress, and livestream his post-meal dump.
It better be impressive.
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How do I know you won't accept our money and then go to McDonalds instead?
I'm afraid I can't take that risk. Sorry.
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On October 19 2009 12:06 hifriend wrote:
IMO BVG The L15 Fighting Troll and iG R.A.M.E.N. should each put up like 1k $1... that way the community won't have to pay like $6,000 $8 out of its pocket/
Also I'd want to donate ONLY IF Draco Zulu actually releases a statement saying he's going to take this event meal 100% seriously and practice for it make sure he's on an empty stomach.
I'd be really ashamed of him on behalf of the entire community with his attitude of "ya I'm not practicing fasting at all anymore and I don't care about BW Homestyle Meatloaf but I still play eat in events diners" .
If he actually is going to take WCG Denny's seriously and try to win indulge in a full-course meal, I'll support him.
recycled posts are always useful! 
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I'll give you Papa John's coupons.
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Hell yeah, now THIS is a cause I will donate for!
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100% :D
 Movie (who if I recall is somewhat overweight) should sponsor it.
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waffle house > all
zulu come to chengdu
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really wish i could but i'll most likely be there during 寒假
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I don't have the means to sponsor you, but I'll definitely be cheering from the crowd whilst you devour that burger.
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Send me to Denny's too
I'm short, scrawny and 106 pounds of pure terror
plus I almost took down Artosis in arm wrestling, with an extra milk shake I can smash that nerd
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On October 19 2009 14:23 KawaiiRice wrote:
Send me to Denny's too
I'm short, scrawny and 106 pounds of pure terror
plus I almost took down Artosis in arm wrestling, with an extra milk shake I can smash that nerd
LOL
6/5 post.
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On October 19 2009 14:23 KawaiiRice wrote:
Send me to Denny's too
I'm short, scrawny and 106 pounds of pure terror
plus I almost took down Artosis in arm wrestling, with an extra milk shake I can smash that nerd
LOL <3
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rofl is all I have to say
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Baa?21243 Posts
As a fellow skinny Asian kid, I empathize with Zulu's plight. I am fortunate to have ate 6 hours ago, so I will forego my dinner to support this cause and to help raise awareness. I will be donating a combination of used gasoline and mail-in rebate coupons to support this cause.
It really warms my heart to see a community rally around this. Best of luck to you Zulu.
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On October 19 2009 14:23 KawaiiRice wrote:
Send me to Denny's too
I'm short, scrawny and 106 pounds of pure terror
plus I almost took down Artosis in arm wrestling, with an extra milk shake I can smash that nerd
he cheated though right? So you should have won.
so if you did get some extra milk shake.. o god the terror
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What if it's a waiter and not a waitress? I'm sorry, but there's no way anyone can be expected to donate without some assurances. 
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
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lmao this rocks hahaha
was getting sick of all these beggar threads
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On October 19 2009 12:31 sArite_nite wrote:Show nested quote +
I hope that TL can rally some support to send Zulu to Denny's! If we raise enough money to send him, Zulu promises to eat the full sandwich and post pictures of the meal, waitress, and livestream his post-meal dump.
It better be impressive.
I want to hear lots of moaning.
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How did I not see this thread before? Comedy relief
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United States2822 Posts
That thermometer is not to scale.
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;PppPpppPPpppPPppPPPPPPPPPp
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On October 19 2009 10:14 heyoka wrote:
I am willing to donate money, however I am currently living in Africa and cannot use paypal.
If I send a $15 money order will you send me back $5? this is an instant profit to you and I very much wish to help out zulu_nation8.
Thank you for your consideration,
heyoka
I see what you did there. -.-
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"His team, The L15 Fighting Trolls, is already forking over enough dough to cover part of the expenses."
Lol ;D. Nice writeup ;D.
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ZULU FOR LIFE. INDIE GOGO
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Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation.
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Sigh... You've been a member for like a week and already bumping things in a noob like fashion? This is not the proper way to bump :'(
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He's just mad cause there's no Denny's in Estonia.
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On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation.
WHAT THE FK I spent like 5 minutes rereading the OP and comments to find a donation link to donate 50 cents.
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On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation.
"New generation"? You are the new generation.
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I consider myself new. Veterans are pre-2006 
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United States10328 Posts
On October 26 2009 17:19 GiYoM wrote:
loooooooooooool
wait what I never saw this post
edit: darn I guess I'm not very veteran
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On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation.
does the new new generation of new generation tlers read the bw section
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On August 16 2011 10:57 tube wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation. does the new new generation of new generation tlers read the bw section
Some of us do.
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Actually im kinda happy he bumped it, this was pretty funny, even read the Louder thread;)
Helped the time go by faster
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On August 16 2011 11:51 iokke wrote:
Actually im kinda happy he bumped it, this was pretty funny, even read the Louder thread;)
Helped the time go by faster
Thank you! So many people judging based on post count and join date instead of appreciating the material ^^; Come on people! Most of you haven't been around that long either!
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On August 16 2011 11:55 Fortis wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 11:51 iokke wrote:
Actually im kinda happy he bumped it, this was pretty funny, even read the Louder thread;)
Helped the time go by faster Thank you! So many people judging based on post count and join date instead of appreciating the material ^^; Come on people! Most of you haven't been around that long either!
I was actually judging based on your horrible bump post that you put no effort into at all.
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On August 16 2011 11:59 aike wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 11:55 Fortis wrote:On August 16 2011 11:51 iokke wrote:
Actually im kinda happy he bumped it, this was pretty funny, even read the Louder thread;)
Helped the time go by faster Thank you! So many people judging based on post count and join date instead of appreciating the material ^^; Come on people! Most of you haven't been around that long either! I was actually judging based on your horrible bump post that you put no effort into at all.
Hey guess what? Am I banned or warned, as necro-bumpers often are? No?
So... Stop being such a negative Nancy, this was never about my post, but the thread I am bringing to people's attention. Sorry if my posts don't live up to your standards, but this isn't your website, so kindly shove off ^^;
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It's not funny cuz Zulu died.
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what is this...I don't even...
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On August 16 2011 10:07 nitdkim wrote:I consider myself new. Veterans are pre-2006
..missed 2006 by a day. BLAST.
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did he really only get $1.36? D8
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On August 16 2011 11:12 Tercotta wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 10:57 tube wrote:On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation. does the new new generation of new generation tlers read the bw section Some of us do.
i guess all the threads like these go in blogs these days. i guess zulu went hungry too
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god this thread is so awesome lol
i used to eat super birds so often btw
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With a rate of 1 dollar for 5 years, we will have enough money raised in no time! We need an update from zulu about his current stomach situation.
edit: I guess I can claim veteran status as well.
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zulu should be dead by now :O
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
In the old days, this was a medium length thread.
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Really? 6 pages is like the length of the pre-game of a mafia thread, for a bigger/weirder game. :p
Also pretty funny thread, and pretty random necro.
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This was a good cause.
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On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation.
Kind of ironic because you only registered this month lol. Good thread regardless, and I agree zulu has probably died by now.
... so who wants to send me to MLG? o.O
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oh man.... zulunation... good guy he was haha
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Zurich15328 Posts
On August 16 2011 14:18 Kennigit wrote:
In the old days, this was a medium length thread.
And to think this was a major drama thread that week.
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On August 16 2011 14:18 Kennigit wrote:
In the old days, this was a medium length thread.
Would you trade it for what you have now though?
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Korea (South)11579 Posts
i miss TL when it was like this T_T
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looool at the money raised.
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Oh my god I remember this thread
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On August 16 2011 14:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Really? 6 pages is like the length of the pre-game of a mafia thread, for a bigger/weirder game. :p
Also pretty funny thread, and pretty random necro.
Or 6 pages is like an sc2 lr thread with 5 hours before the first game starts. Thread is pretty funny though.
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he was allready sated on my bill in LoL, darn killstealer.
brilliant thread
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On August 16 2011 15:21 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation. Kind of ironic because you only registered this month lol. Good thread regardless, and I agree zulu has probably died by now. ... so who wants to send me to MLG? o.O
Hmm don't see anywhere that he stated he was an OG vet.. Perhaps he bumped it so his FELLOW new generationers(?) could see it. I for one thank you for that because this was a freakin hilarious necro... Doubley so because they only raised a buck and some change LOL! I <3 TL
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Food Service Tip at the standard Asian tip rate of 6%
rofl
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On August 16 2011 22:43 demonik187 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 15:21 Grobyc wrote:On August 16 2011 08:16 Fortis wrote:
Bump because this thread is gold and needs to be seen by the new generation. Kind of ironic because you only registered this month lol. Good thread regardless, and I agree zulu has probably died by now. ... so who wants to send me to MLG? o.O Hmm don't see anywhere that he stated he was an OG vet.. Perhaps he bumped it so his FELLOW new generationers(?) could see it. I for one thank you for that because this was a freakin hilarious necro... Doubley so because they only raised a buck and some change LOL! I <3 TL
I know, I was never insulting him or anything along those lines, I was simply saying it's ironic because typically it would be a vet posting something like that.
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