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poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 18 2003 13:35 GMT
#81
ok thx for saying that. i am wrong for the gagilienth time and i hate myself.
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
Krzych
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland693 Posts
December 18 2003 13:47 GMT
#82
ahh, too much hatred, calm down
Bridge
Profile Joined December 2002
United States380 Posts
December 18 2003 13:49 GMT
#83
who gives a fuck about political correctness, the worst characteristic of our generation. people should not "pussy-foot" around the subject, tell it like it is.
You would hate you too if you saw what I see.
MannerKiss
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2398 Posts
December 18 2003 14:34 GMT
#84
ahh isnt tl.net great
I want an igloo.
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
May 14 2005 18:00 GMT
#85
holy shit this thread is 2 years and 5 months old
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
May 14 2005 18:10 GMT
#86
On May 15 2005 03:00 RoboSexuaL wrote:
holy shit this thread is 2 years and 5 months old
pretty funny
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
1hp
Profile Joined January 2005
Korea (South)903 Posts
May 14 2005 18:13 GMT
#87
From South Park epidsode called 'Preschool'.

"Let's put out her fire, guys!"
Then Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny unzip their pants and start pissing on their preschool teacher (who's on fire and on the ground practically dying). While they are doing all this they make fire truck siren sounds.
Legionnaire
Profile Joined January 2003
Australia4514 Posts
May 14 2005 18:22 GMT
#88
Bringing up old threads, its been happening a bit lately.

1 week ban for you and any others i find..
My hope is one day stupid people will feel the same pain when they talk, as the pain the rest of us feel when we hear them. Twitter: @Legionnaire_au
Keke[Faith]
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada27 Posts
January 23 2007 08:17 GMT
#89
Lol i also liked the Lightbulb joke..did you make that up yourself lol and cartman is a fatass;p
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