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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 17 2003 12:08 GMT
#41
Ilnp's fake Rek post wasn't all that funny.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
uK]MaDRiD
Profile Joined August 2003
United States199 Posts
December 17 2003 12:37 GMT
#42
not all that funny? It just plain wasn't funny at all.
If i eva gave a fuck, id shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck - Em
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 17 2003 12:42 GMT
#43
You have a point.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 17 2003 12:52 GMT
#44
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


nicely done ``
Happiness only real when shared.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 17 2003 12:53 GMT
#45
On December 16 2003 04:46 Orlandu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason.


lol, of course u think we're all out to get you, you're american. ;(
Happiness only real when shared.
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
December 17 2003 13:41 GMT
#46
lol
My RSX owns yours.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 17 2003 13:44 GMT
#47
On December 17 2003 21:52 Teroru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


nicely done ``


I don't get what is so funny about it. I understand the point, but don't see the humor.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
MaxPepper
Profile Joined January 2003
Sri Lanka298 Posts
December 17 2003 13:50 GMT
#48
"No, I'm not gay" - Rekrul
Freedom is not something you live for, its something you die for.
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
December 17 2003 13:59 GMT
#49
<Raiddx> you know what I realized last night
<Raiddx> that really pissed me off?
<Aukai)cK(> strictly plutonic love can exist between 2 grown men?
<Raiddx> naw, I don't believe so
<Raiddx> *Put's hand on your thigh*
<Raiddx> nothing plutonic here babe
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
Oweo
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden13 Posts
December 17 2003 14:49 GMT
#50
Teroru: lol, so true
NickDapaulo
Profile Joined October 2003
United States867 Posts
December 17 2003 15:07 GMT
#51
On December 17 2003 23:49 Oweo wrote:
Teroru: lol, so true


Heh, I read your name as "Oreo" for some reason.
Good God I look like an African tree.
Maul_au
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia29 Posts
December 17 2003 19:40 GMT
#52
Rekrul: "Haha... I didn't really say this... Maul's just making shit up again."
Your mum
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
December 18 2003 02:27 GMT
#53
Bash.org has some great quotes ^_^

#4848
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

#39803
(Sinada): you need to shut the fuck up. no one will flame you if don't say stupid shit. everyone says 'word'...so don't say 'thats my word!', however no one says twat waffle, so never say it again. Also: respect. respect those who deserve it and realize your place. You're annoying, most people in the chan, and those that are particularly respected, e.g. mods, voices, etc. think of you as a social parasite. So shut the fuck up and learn some goddam manners.
(robbie-a): holy shit
(robbie-a): im not fuckin readin all that

#106358
<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?
MaxPepper
Profile Joined January 2003
Sri Lanka298 Posts
December 18 2003 02:35 GMT
#54
Roffle my waffle
Freedom is not something you live for, its something you die for.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
December 18 2003 02:37 GMT
#55
On December 18 2003 11:27 Bill307 wrote:

#106358
<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?


LOL!
Im back, in pog form!
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
December 18 2003 04:52 GMT
#56
ROFL @ Sliggy from Tonga's Post
NoCleanFeed.com
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
December 18 2003 04:53 GMT
#57
all 3 by bill were golden
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Sliggy
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia797 Posts
December 18 2003 04:53 GMT
#58
On December 18 2003 13:52 NoRTyDoG wrote:
ROFL @ Sliggy from Tonga's Post
you are a fuckin jackass norty....
Yes Im back to doing RWA. Most recent one: [GG99]Slayer vs NeO(E)sKy. Gogo http://sliggy.fwtf.com
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
December 18 2003 04:54 GMT
#59
haha sliggy u lier
NoCleanFeed.com
Sliggy
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia797 Posts
December 18 2003 04:55 GMT
#60
nobody liked my penis joke :[
Yes Im back to doing RWA. Most recent one: [GG99]Slayer vs NeO(E)sKy. Gogo http://sliggy.fwtf.com
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