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ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
December 18 2003 04:58 GMT
#61
I've heard it be4
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 18 2003 08:42 GMT
#62
"You tried and failed miserably... The lesson is: never try."- Homer J. Simpson
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Bridge
Profile Joined December 2002
United States380 Posts
December 18 2003 08:54 GMT
#63
LOL speaking of Homer, remember the episode where he has the pet monkey. the monkey gets so fat he's gasping for air. and also the one where homer just keeps getting fatter so he can stay at home and work. but the best one is the donut head homer(it's a halloween eopisode), and he takes a bite of himself.
You would hate you too if you saw what I see.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 18 2003 09:48 GMT
#64
But I'm so sweet, and tasty!

Those are great episodes.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-12-18 11:54:02
December 18 2003 11:51 GMT
#65
heard this line on boy meets world today
"I hate when people say crap I don't get"
soooooo funny
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
AgonyRush
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2540 Posts
December 18 2003 11:58 GMT
#66
AIM conversation.
Girl: so where are u from?
ShowMeMarines: I bet u dont know that place.
Girl: i happen to be good at geogaphy!
ShowMeMarines: Belarus
Girl: Oh, i dunno that one, gotta be some exotic country?
ShowMeMarines: hha, nah, former USSR republic
Girl: Wats USSR?
A team is only as good as its worst lineup
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 18 2003 12:05 GMT
#67
its 'ussr'.. the 'r' in 'ussr' stands for 'republic' so saying 'republic' after 'ussr' is ____________.
lol there is a word for this but i forgot
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
December 18 2003 12:18 GMT
#68
wild guess but stupid?
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
DV8
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1623 Posts
December 18 2003 12:18 GMT
#69
On December 18 2003 21:05 poland wrote:
its 'ussr'.. the 'r' in 'ussr' stands for 'republic' so saying 'republic' after 'ussr' is ____________.
lol there is a word for this but i forgot


I remember I found an error like that in my Networking class. It was like something something NIC card.
Orlandu
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
China2450 Posts
December 18 2003 12:36 GMT
#70
On December 17 2003 21:53 Teroru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2003 04:46 Orlandu wrote:
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason.


lol, of course u think we're all out to get you, you're american. ;(


I think I've made my point =]
We cant give up just because things arent the way we want them to be.
AgonyRush
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2540 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-12-18 13:05:01
December 18 2003 12:51 GMT
#71
On December 18 2003 21:05 poland wrote:
its 'ussr'.. the 'r' in 'ussr' stands for 'republic' so saying 'republic' after 'ussr' is ____________.
lol there is a word for this but i forgot

its totally correct
example:
former US state
not former US.
A team is only as good as its worst lineup
Bridge
Profile Joined December 2002
United States380 Posts
December 18 2003 12:54 GMT
#72
they drink a lot of vodka, i saw it on the food channel =).
You would hate you too if you saw what I see.
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-12-18 13:16:51
December 18 2003 13:16 GMT
#73
redundant.... thats the word i was looking for. And i think that saying 'ussr republic' is redundant because it is actually saying 'united sovietsovereign republic republic'. Correct me if im wrong
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
AgonyRush
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2540 Posts
December 18 2003 13:17 GMT
#74
"former USSR" makes much less sense.
A team is only as good as its worst lineup
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 18 2003 13:18 GMT
#75
damn its 'united soviet socialist republic' right? not 'sovereign'.
damn i am sucking today
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 18 2003 13:20 GMT
#76
On December 18 2003 22:17 AgonyRush wrote:
"former USSR" makes much less sense.

just did a google search for 'former ussr republic' and in the results both 'former ussr republic' and 'former ussr' could be seen. I guess you werent wrong.
god fuckin damn it, i suck today!!!!
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
tEkK
Profile Joined December 2002
United States184 Posts
December 18 2003 13:27 GMT
#77
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

OMFG
du ma may
The0ne
Profile Joined April 2003
United States89 Posts
December 18 2003 13:31 GMT
#78
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

OMFG



hahahahahha thats awesome
wish i had a cool quote to go here =(
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 18 2003 13:32 GMT
#79
AIM gives me error "rate limiting occured during sign on. Try again later" when I try to sign on. Is that a problem with me or with aim's server or something else.?
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
Moth
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden468 Posts
December 18 2003 13:33 GMT
#80
USSR = Union of Soviet Socialist RepublicS. It is therefore correct to say a republic of the ussr. Saying former ussr republic is also ok.
Its all about the Benjamins
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