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Pacifist
Israel1683 Posts
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DeoDoubleG
Philippines349 Posts
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z7-RaiN
United States522 Posts
paraody of NYPD Blue: Sipowitz: are you gonna tell me who did it? or do i have to show you my ass! guy being interrogated: I don't know who did it. *sipowitz pulls down his pants and moons the guy guy being interrogated: OK!!! I'LL TELL YOU!! | ||
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DeoDoubleG
Philippines349 Posts
how many apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? three; one to screw in the lightbult, and two to throw feces at each other. | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
Kyle's cousin moved to South Park, and he's the stereotypical jew. So Kyle pays Cartman 40 bucks to not make fun of him. All class his cousin is being retarded, and Cartman is shaking holding back. Finally, his cousin is talking a lot in class. The teacher says "In my class you have to focus, so please stop talking." He says "Sorry, sometimes I have troubles concentrating." "Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.. OH SON OF BITCH!" | ||
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sux2bme
Canada390 Posts
How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again | ||
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aBnarf
Bangladesh314 Posts
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Orlandu
China2450 Posts
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote: This is not a quote, but it's funny... How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason. | ||
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poland
Poland956 Posts
On December 16 2003 04:38 choboPEon wrote: I dunno, I died when I saw this .. I was blazed, but still. (and it was just on again) Kyle's cousin moved to South Park, and he's the stereotypical jew. So Kyle pays Cartman 40 bucks to not make fun of him. All class his cousin is being retarded, and Cartman is shaking holding back. Finally, his cousin is talking a lot in class. The teacher says "In my class you have to focus, so please stop talking." He says "Sorry, sometimes I have troubles concentrating." "Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.. OH SON OF BITCH!" omg that is sooooo goood!!! | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On December 16 2003 04:46 Orlandu wrote: Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason. Yeah, tbh, I was looking for that. | ||
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ChildOfBodom
Belgium90 Posts
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Ao_Jun
Denmark396 Posts
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28689 Posts
cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On December 16 2003 15:22 Liquid`Drone wrote: ya chobopeon that one was so good my god cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark Isn't he the reason everyone watches South Park? If you've seen Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back you might remember this one, and why it's funny: "I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid... but you special, you touched me right here" (Places his fist to his heart).- Tracy Morgan | ||
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
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Telemako
Spain1636 Posts
1, but it will last 30 episodes | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
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bigMommA
1985 Posts
On December 16 2003 15:22 Liquid`Drone wrote: ya chobopeon that one was so good my god cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark butters also my fav char now | ||
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lastas
Sweden1219 Posts
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote: This is not a quote, but it's funny... How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again made me lol  | ||
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