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Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
December 15 2003 18:38 GMT
#1
anyone know any?
Riding a bike is overrated.
DeoDoubleG
Profile Joined January 2003
Philippines349 Posts
December 15 2003 19:21 GMT
#2
excellent smithers
z7-RaiN
Profile Joined January 2003
United States522 Posts
December 15 2003 19:22 GMT
#3
family guy:

paraody of NYPD Blue:

Sipowitz: are you gonna tell me who did it? or do i have to show you my ass!

guy being interrogated: I don't know who did it.

*sipowitz pulls down his pants and moons the guy

guy being interrogated: OK!!! I'LL TELL YOU!!
PokerStars.com, where dreams come true
DeoDoubleG
Profile Joined January 2003
Philippines349 Posts
December 15 2003 19:25 GMT
#4
heres another family guy:

how many apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

three; one to screw in the lightbult, and two to throw feces at each other.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
December 15 2003 19:38 GMT
#5
I dunno, I died when I saw this .. I was blazed, but still. (and it was just on again)

Kyle's cousin moved to South Park, and he's the stereotypical jew. So Kyle pays Cartman 40 bucks to not make fun of him.

All class his cousin is being retarded, and Cartman is shaking holding back.

Finally, his cousin is talking a lot in class. The teacher says "In my class you have to focus, so please stop talking." He says "Sorry, sometimes I have troubles concentrating."

"Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.. OH SON OF BITCH!"



:O
sux2bme
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada390 Posts
December 15 2003 19:39 GMT
#6
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again
aBnarf
Profile Joined October 2002
Bangladesh314 Posts
December 15 2003 19:43 GMT
#7
friends dont let other friends play bgh
F10 P E S Q! lol
Orlandu
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
China2450 Posts
December 15 2003 19:46 GMT
#8
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason.
We cant give up just because things arent the way we want them to be.
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
December 15 2003 19:47 GMT
#9
On December 16 2003 04:38 choboPEon wrote:
I dunno, I died when I saw this .. I was blazed, but still. (and it was just on again)

Kyle's cousin moved to South Park, and he's the stereotypical jew. So Kyle pays Cartman 40 bucks to not make fun of him.

All class his cousin is being retarded, and Cartman is shaking holding back.

Finally, his cousin is talking a lot in class. The teacher says "In my class you have to focus, so please stop talking." He says "Sorry, sometimes I have troubles concentrating."

"Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.. OH SON OF BITCH!"




omg that is sooooo goood!!!
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
December 15 2003 19:48 GMT
#10
On December 16 2003 04:46 Orlandu wrote:


Ha ha I thought was pretty good, cause it's so damn true. Cept, I guarantee you there'd be some kind of American bashing somewhere in there too for some irrelevant reason.


Yeah, tbh, I was looking for that.
:O
ChildOfBodom
Profile Joined November 2003
Belgium90 Posts
December 15 2003 22:22 GMT
#11
--- Nuked ---
Fuck you and your killing lies. I hate your pissing attitude. Why did you have to go so low?
Ao_Jun
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Denmark396 Posts
December 16 2003 05:49 GMT
#12
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare - Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

- Robert Wilensky
you are one of the least benigtedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
iD.Twisted
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands3102 Posts
December 16 2003 05:51 GMT
#13
Not another one of these
All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28875 Posts
December 16 2003 06:22 GMT
#14
ya chobopeon that one was so good my god

cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark
Moderator
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 16 2003 06:37 GMT
#15
On December 16 2003 15:22 Liquid`Drone wrote:
ya chobopeon that one was so good my god

cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark


Isn't he the reason everyone watches South Park?

If you've seen Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back you might remember this one, and why it's funny: "I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid... but you special, you touched me right here" (Places his fist to his heart).- Tracy Morgan
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
iD.Twisted
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands3102 Posts
December 16 2003 07:18 GMT
#16
Terrance and Phillip are also pwetty good ~_~
All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you
Telemako
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Spain1637 Posts
December 16 2003 07:32 GMT
#17
How many DragonBall Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, but it will last 30 episodes
I've been around since it all started, and it feels good
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
December 16 2003 07:44 GMT
#18
15 to post how changing the lightbulb quicker does not necessarily mean changing it better, as useless unscrewing motions were probably used
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
bigMommA
Profile Joined March 2003
1985 Posts
December 16 2003 07:49 GMT
#19
On December 16 2003 15:22 Liquid`Drone wrote:
ya chobopeon that one was so good my god

cartman is pretty much the entire reason why I watch southpark


butters also my fav char now
lastas
Profile Joined May 2003
Sweden1219 Posts
December 16 2003 07:53 GMT
#20
On December 16 2003 04:39 sux2bme wrote:
This is not a quote, but it's funny...

How many Teamliquid.net forumers does it take to to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again


made me lol
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