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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-23 21:58:46
June 23 2009 21:58 GMT
#1
"... that I wasn't paying attention."

Wow thanks asswipe. I hope you fucking burn in hell. I just took my road test again and guess what, failed again. As much as I'm pretty sure I would have passed with any other instructor last time, I can't say for sure. This time, however, I KNOW it wasn't my fault.

If you haven't read my other blog entry here, read it first.

This is how it goes. I go in for my road test again. I have the same asshole as before. I think "whatever, all I have to do is make sure I don't do what he calls rolling stops and I'm set." No, no, no. It doesn't go like that at all this time.

First thing's first. I ask him what he classifies as a rolling stop in relation to last time. He says I only need to come to a complete stop once, and stopping again would be pointless even if I inch up. Okay, I don't think I actually did any rolling stops last time, but that is in the past now.

I'm about 5 minutes in and everything is going fine. I approach a 4-way stop and there is one car there already, and another one, other than me, approaching as well. I come to a complete stop and wait for the first guy to go. After he goes I start going and the other fucking asshole approaching the intersection goes first and cuts me off. As he is doing this I'm just slamming my foot on the break and the instructor shouts "STOP." Okay, reasonable I guess. I mean, even with the right of way I'm obviously not going to keep going and hit him. So the asshole stops halfway through the intersection and apologizes and waves me though.

The rest of the test is irrelevant. I do really good basically. I get to the end and I'm waiting in the car with him for like 2 minutes of silence and he says "Once again, you didn't make it." Here I thought I just had a series of missed shoulder checks, wrong lane placement or something, but he says "You would have passed if it weren't for that 4-way stop." So I say "Excuse me, but I was 99% sure I had the right of way. I stopped before him. What exactly did I do wrong?"
"Well I had to shout out STOP."
"Yeah but I was just in the process of slamming on the breaks as you said it. I wasn't going to keep going and hit him."
"You should have yielded to him."
"Why??? I stopped first."
"Oh, well I didn't see that really. I wasn't looking at who stopped first. It's actually my fault for not paying attention."
(WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT. WAY TO DO YOUR JOB ASSHOLE)
"Also you didn't do enough to make you fail, but you had a couple rolling stops."
"I'm don't recall any of them. You said I was allowed to inch up without stopping again if I can't see right?"
"No, you have to stop again."
(WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TO AT THE BEGINNING WHEN I ASKED YOU BITCH)
"..."
"If you like, you can request a different instructor next time."

Oh I fucking will, I fucking will. I want to kill his family infront of him and then torture him slowly. FML

***
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
June 23 2009 22:04 GMT
#2
lol. I hope I don't get an asshole like him :<
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
June 23 2009 22:05 GMT
#3
Where is it that you went? I just want to make sure that I don't go there.
dworn it -lz
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 23 2009 22:07 GMT
#4
I hear a lot of stories like this. Considering all the bad drivers on the road, you'd think they might test on relevant characteristics rather than making things up.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 23 2009 22:10 GMT
#5
On June 24 2009 07:05 hcliff454 wrote:
Where is it that you went? I just want to make sure that I don't go there.

The ICBC branch in Kelowna, BC.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
June 23 2009 22:13 GMT
#6
I did terrible on my road test and still passed. You are just having some shit luck, friend.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 23 2009 22:14 GMT
#7
On June 24 2009 07:13 tonight wrote:
I did terrible on my road test and still passed. You are just having some shit luck, friend.

I did my maneuverability test at like 1 MPH hah. But all that is required is not hitting anything.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 23 2009 22:14 GMT
#8
article makes we want to yell FUCK irl.
Stupid instructor should die
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
June 23 2009 22:15 GMT
#9
Kelowna is the whitest town ever. I went on a business trip there once for 3 days and I saw only 2 asian girls, both with shirtless white guys
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
June 23 2009 22:16 GMT
#10
Welcome to the wonderful experience of dealing with government employees.
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-23 22:19:18
June 23 2009 22:17 GMT
#11
This for your N or to get rid of it? I assume the former. I need to retake my N test because I had a bitch instructor. -_-

Also, I don't know what the wait is like where you are but to book a road test is usually like 3 fucking months here. If you fail once you have to wait fucking forever. Unless you try the whole waiting for no-shows thing for hours, which I'm considering. Any advice?
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 23 2009 22:19 GMT
#12
I don't know how it works there. Can't you talk to his superior about it or something? That is pretty bad.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
June 23 2009 22:26 GMT
#13
wow, what an asshole, i'm so glad my instructor was chill --;;

haha i can't believe he actually said that he didn't pay attention right in front of your face. what the hell is he getting payed for LOL
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
June 23 2009 22:26 GMT
#14
The people on the road who will kill you aren't the people who take the right of way. The people who will kill you are the people who wave you on with a smile as you roll into oncoming traffic. You did the right thing. Just know incompetence is everywhere.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
June 23 2009 22:27 GMT
#15
Yeah I would talk to his superior. Ask him to compare the pass rate for him versus the rest of the instructors. With that data it should be abundantly clear that he's not doing his job properly.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 23 2009 22:28 GMT
#16
On June 24 2009 07:17 404.Nintu wrote:
This for your N or to get rid of it? I assume the former. I need to retake my N test because I had a bitch instructor. -_-

Also, I don't know what the wait is like where you are but to book a road test is usually like 3 fucking months here. If you fail once you have to wait fucking forever. Unless you try the whole waiting for no-shows thing for hours, which I'm considering. Any advice?

It's for my N. I'm sure the next one available isn't till the end of July now. My friend booked his weeks ago and he got July 3rd... I've never tried the waiting for no-shows thing.
On June 24 2009 07:19 VIB wrote:
I don't know how it works there. Can't you talk to his superior about it or something? That is pretty bad.

I have a feeling they would side with the instructor no matter what he says ~_~
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Malinor
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany4734 Posts
June 23 2009 22:30 GMT
#17
That sounds aweful. Well you will pass eventually. And look at the brightside. In germany just the roadtest costs around 200€ (I guess sth like 250US$), let alone all the driving lessons you have to take mandatorily. Your road tests are really cheap over there
"Withstand. Suffer. Live as you must now live. There will, one day, be answer to this." ||| "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
Omni
Profile Joined May 2009
United States72 Posts
June 23 2009 22:32 GMT
#18
Wow, that guy is an ass. He wouldn't even pass his own driving test... yay contradictions!
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
June 23 2009 22:34 GMT
#19
I hate these driving instructors and cops.
These two types of people think they're the "boss".
Plus, they work slow as hell.
My appointment for my driving test was 3PM.
I waited for at least 2 hours and I went around 5PM.
Then my person was just mean and at the end I failed because I was "too slow."
I did everything fine but I was going too slow.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
June 23 2009 22:37 GMT
#20
Your instructor sucks. Go to a different DMV or ask for another one because if I were in your position, I mighta been in jail by now for murder.
God Bless
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