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Blood and Metal - Act I, Scene I

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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25550 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 15:12:50
September 15 2011 23:40 GMT
#1
All future updates to Blood and Metal are here;
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=267133


+ Show Spoiler [inspired by...] +
On September 16 2011 08:02 Eschaton wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 07:43 Blazinghand wrote:
On September 16 2011 07:33 chocolatebunny wrote:
so many all or almost all terran groups.
well maybe some new TvT style will come out this tourney.
one can hope right :D


I think MVP deliberately tried to get an all terran group so he could send a terran to the up/downs


Clearly it's a Terran conspiracy to eject as many lower tier Terrans from Code S as possible, in order to not appear so imba.



Blood and Metal

Act I



Scene I


      A dark room. 6 hooded figures gathered around a card table in folding chairs. GSL poster on the wall. The camera pans past each of their faces, the recognizable faces of the best Terran players in the world from each team. Polt the unaffiliated agent sits silently. A pitcher sits at the center of the table, filled with a golden liquid.

MVP
      So I think we can all agree...

NaDa
      Yes. What about Noblesse?

      Keen looks around nervously. Gulping, he speaks up.

Keen
      Does he really have to go? It's just that our team-

Ryung, cutting him off
      Yes. I'll pick MKP, and he will no doubt pick Puzzle, since Polt will have taken Sangho already.

MVP
      And with my having picked Ensnare, his only option will be to pick Clide... Which brings us back to Noblesse. Clide will almost certainly pick Noblesse since he is the group stage Champion.

Keen
      Is this really worth it? He is my teammate and-

      Stirring, Polt slams his Pepsi down. He grunts angrily.

Polt
      It has always been worth it, you insipid FOOL! Look at who we are, WHAT we are! Our race is clearly imbalanced, and it is we the FORERUNNERS who must maintain our imbalanced status. Do you think Blizzard has no ears in this tournament? That they hear not the lamentations of MC, Alicia, and JYP!?

      Polt punches the table, almost knocking over his beverage, his face contorted with anger.

      How do you think I held down the Protoss for so long!? No, no..

      Polt calms himself.

      Listen. The 5 second rax nerf is just the beginning. You gentlemen remember the reaper, the 11 food banshee rush, the eternal glory of the bunker rush, and maps like Steppes. All gone because of our hubris.

      They nod. Keen looks uncomfortable.

Ryung
      I need not tell you of what we have at risk here.

      Each Terran player is now self-consciously looking around. Their gazes converge at the crystal pitcher in front of them. Finally, Keen nods assent. His eyes are downcast. Polt pulls a small bell out from his jacket, and taps it once with a pen.

Polt
      I'm officially calling this meeting of the Terran Supreme Council to order. The Secretary has the floor.

Nada
      Thank you, Mr. President. Only three items on the agenda today. Number One, finalization of group picking coordination for the elimination of unworthy Terrans. Number Two, council vote on the induction of Jjakji as a council-member. Number Three...

      The Legendary BW player smiles, a cruel and sadistic smile.

      ...distribution of the pieces of Zerg and Protoss players' souls that we gathered in the last GSL.

      Fade to black.


+ Show Spoiler +

THIS SCRIPT IS MEANT FOR PARODY PURPOSES ONLY. THESE PLAYERS ARE ALL MY HEROES AND CERTAINLY DID NOT COORDINATE THE GROUP SELECTIONS TOGETHER, NOR IS THERE ACTUALLY A CONSPIRACY, NOR DO THEY CONSUME THE SOULS OF PROTOSS AND ZERG PLAYERS BIT BY BIT.



Poll: Should Blazinghand continue the story?

Yes! Unveil the Terran conspiracy! (18)
 
90%

No! If you continue, Council operatives will kill you! (1)
 
5%

As a being of pure intellect, I have no comment, but I do like voting in polls! (1)
 
5%

Only if you add/remove/change ___! (list in reply) (0)
 
0%

20 total votes

Your vote: Should Blazinghand continue the story?

(Vote): Yes! Unveil the Terran conspiracy!
(Vote): No! If you continue, Council operatives will kill you!
(Vote): Only if you add/remove/change ___! (list in reply)
(Vote): As a being of pure intellect, I have no comment, but I do like voting in polls!





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ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
September 15 2011 23:47 GMT
#2
Was bit by bit a pun...
Jaedong :3
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
September 15 2011 23:47 GMT
#3
Hmmm, an All-in King Reference, a Metallica Reference, and it also has a nice title.

5/5 I guess.

But what in God's Name is a "Hubris"?
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GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
September 15 2011 23:51 GMT
#4
This is definitely a true story.
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 16 2011 00:05 GMT
#5
Best work of non-fiction I've read on TL.

On September 16 2011 08:47 blubbdavid wrote:
Hmmm, an All-in King Reference, a Metallica Reference, and it also has a nice title.

5/5 I guess.

But what in God's Name is a "Hubris"?

Hubris is extreme arrogance.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 16 2011 00:17 GMT
#6
On September 16 2011 08:47 blubbdavid wrote:
But what in God's Name is a "Hubris"?

It's a term taken from ancient Greek literature used to describe when a character would fall from grace due to his own arrogance or lack of humility.
Hello
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
September 16 2011 00:17 GMT
#7
On September 16 2011 09:05 Aeres wrote:
Best work of non-fiction I've read on TL.

Show nested quote +
On September 16 2011 08:47 blubbdavid wrote:
Hmmm, an All-in King Reference, a Metallica Reference, and it also has a nice title.

5/5 I guess.

But what in God's Name is a "Hubris"?

Hubris is extreme arrogance.


The more you know...

5/5 for the post though, was LOLS
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Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
September 16 2011 03:16 GMT
#8
Awesome post, would read again...oh wait, I did.
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25550 Posts
September 16 2011 04:43 GMT
#9
Thanks for all the support, guys! I had a lot of fun writing this, and I think I have a little bit of a knack for it. The real question is, do you want more?

Poll: Should Blazinghand continue the story?

Yes! Unveil the Terran conspiracy! (18)
 
90%

No! If you continue, Council operatives will kill you! (1)
 
5%

As a being of pure intellect, I have no comment, but I do like voting in polls! (1)
 
5%

Only if you add/remove/change ___! (list in reply) (0)
 
0%

20 total votes

Your vote: Should Blazinghand continue the story?

(Vote): Yes! Unveil the Terran conspiracy!
(Vote): No! If you continue, Council operatives will kill you!
(Vote): Only if you add/remove/change ___! (list in reply)
(Vote): As a being of pure intellect, I have no comment, but I do like voting in polls!

When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 16 2011 04:55 GMT
#10
Definitely, but I think you should format the scenes a bit better. Bolder names and such, y'know? Make it look nicer.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Eschaton
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1245 Posts
September 16 2011 17:20 GMT
#11
SIR, I AM HONORED.

Regardless, an outstanding example of investigative journalism at its finest.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44106 Posts
September 18 2011 13:54 GMT
#12
This is HILARIOUS.

5/5 ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
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