EPT+ Show Spoiler [HYUK IS A BEAST] +
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Hyuk brought an extra StarCraft CD when moving into the SKT practice house. When asked why, he said it was to play two games of StarCraft, at once. And he did!
...But not very well.
Hyuk's name has a personal significance so deep, that not even Hyuk has figured it out yet.
Hyuk has been definitively proven to be the fifth bonjwa, as determined by a random sample of at least one (1) Korean adults that *may* have included Hyuk's mom.
Hyuk is good friends with Tossgirl. Well, they met. Once. On battlenet. She didn't respond. But it still counts!
Hyuk once watched an episode of CSI, and guessed who the murderer was. He wasn't right, but he was *really, really* close!
Few people realize that the classified, weapons-grade material "Hyuk" is illegal in up to fourteen countries. (...The ones with eugenics programs.)
Hyuk has memorized so many things about StarCraft, that he forgot some.
Hyuk once lost a game against FlaSh, to see how everyone else feels... and then he lost five more games, but he'll win one someday!
Hyuk's parents have invested more than $100,000 into combination time-travel/birth-control technology. Hyuk says it's to prevent World Wars 1 and 2. It's not.
Hyuk's resume does not include the thousands of hours of community service done to make lonely and depressed adults all over the world feel better about themselves, but it should.
Hyuk has more FaceBook friends than you do, and *almost all* of them are not alternate accounts Hyuk creates to make himself feel better.
Hyuk's just a poor boy; Hyuk needs no sympathy, because Hyuk's (winning percentage is) easy come, easy go, little high, very low; any way the wind blows, it always messes up Hyuk's game...
Hyuk's favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry. When asked why, he says it reminds him of the dead zerglings and marines of his opponents.
Hyuk very rarely eats ice cream.
The average SKT Zerg has a nose one thousand times more powerful than the average human adult, without the hindering colorblindness of a dog. They're also (2/3) house-trained.
...Hyu-uk's game... (doo-doo-doo doooo doooo)
Hyuk has won more games of StarCraft than 2006 FlaSh, 2005 Jaedong, and 2007 BaBy combined.
If Hyuk knew German, his favorite word would be, "Schadenfreude". If Hyuk knew Swedish, his favorite words would be, "Bork bork bork!"
Super-Hyuk can leap a tall building in a single bound! But he ruins little sister's dolly-house playtime when he does.
Hyuk knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
...He's still working on Waldo.
Hyuk has over TWENTY internet girlfriends. If he prints them out, they're IRL girlfriends.
Hyuk burns to ashes at 790 degrees Celsius, above the normal human burning temperature of 760 degrees Celsius. This is due to the high concentration of asbestos, which is a reta...
...That's low, even for me.
Hyuk can multitask at the speed of light! For very very small values of c.
Hyuk has never lost a game of StarCraft. He knows exactly where they are.
Hyuk writes romance fanfiction about himself and posts it online under different names. It's actually quite good.
In an imaginary beer-pong Bo5, Hyuk absolutely CRUSHES anyone under the age of three.
Hyuk can out-drink a sheikh, a Latter Day Saint, and a nursing mother COMBINED.
Hyuk's salary negotiations include taking over Bunkie duty in the next year. It's the only way they'd let him stay.
No, he doesn't get the costume.
You can't divide by Hyuk.
Hyuk has gotten so good at StarCraft that he beat himself in a 1v1, AND a 2v2.
The classic Hyuk pick-up line: "I play StarCraft: Brood War professionally. Oh, uh... FireFist. Yeah, that's it."
...But not very well.
Hyuk's name has a personal significance so deep, that not even Hyuk has figured it out yet.
Hyuk has been definitively proven to be the fifth bonjwa, as determined by a random sample of at least one (1) Korean adults that *may* have included Hyuk's mom.
Hyuk is good friends with Tossgirl. Well, they met. Once. On battlenet. She didn't respond. But it still counts!
Hyuk once watched an episode of CSI, and guessed who the murderer was. He wasn't right, but he was *really, really* close!
Few people realize that the classified, weapons-grade material "Hyuk" is illegal in up to fourteen countries. (...The ones with eugenics programs.)
Hyuk has memorized so many things about StarCraft, that he forgot some.
Hyuk once lost a game against FlaSh, to see how everyone else feels... and then he lost five more games, but he'll win one someday!
Hyuk's parents have invested more than $100,000 into combination time-travel/birth-control technology. Hyuk says it's to prevent World Wars 1 and 2. It's not.
Hyuk's resume does not include the thousands of hours of community service done to make lonely and depressed adults all over the world feel better about themselves, but it should.
Hyuk has more FaceBook friends than you do, and *almost all* of them are not alternate accounts Hyuk creates to make himself feel better.
Hyuk's just a poor boy; Hyuk needs no sympathy, because Hyuk's (winning percentage is) easy come, easy go, little high, very low; any way the wind blows, it always messes up Hyuk's game...
Hyuk's favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry. When asked why, he says it reminds him of the dead zerglings and marines of his opponents.
Hyuk very rarely eats ice cream.
The average SKT Zerg has a nose one thousand times more powerful than the average human adult, without the hindering colorblindness of a dog. They're also (2/3) house-trained.
...Hyu-uk's game... (doo-doo-doo doooo doooo)
Hyuk has won more games of StarCraft than 2006 FlaSh, 2005 Jaedong, and 2007 BaBy combined.
If Hyuk knew German, his favorite word would be, "Schadenfreude". If Hyuk knew Swedish, his favorite words would be, "Bork bork bork!"
Super-Hyuk can leap a tall building in a single bound! But he ruins little sister's dolly-house playtime when he does.
Hyuk knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
...He's still working on Waldo.
Hyuk has over TWENTY internet girlfriends. If he prints them out, they're IRL girlfriends.
Hyuk burns to ashes at 790 degrees Celsius, above the normal human burning temperature of 760 degrees Celsius. This is due to the high concentration of asbestos, which is a reta...
...That's low, even for me.
Hyuk can multitask at the speed of light! For very very small values of c.
Hyuk has never lost a game of StarCraft. He knows exactly where they are.
Hyuk writes romance fanfiction about himself and posts it online under different names. It's actually quite good.
In an imaginary beer-pong Bo5, Hyuk absolutely CRUSHES anyone under the age of three.
Hyuk can out-drink a sheikh, a Latter Day Saint, and a nursing mother COMBINED.
Hyuk's salary negotiations include taking over Bunkie duty in the next year. It's the only way they'd let him stay.
No, he doesn't get the costume.
You can't divide by Hyuk.
Hyuk has gotten so good at StarCraft that he beat himself in a 1v1, AND a 2v2.
The classic Hyuk pick-up line: "I play StarCraft: Brood War professionally. Oh, uh... FireFist. Yeah, that's it."
Feel free to add ones I've forgotten!
