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omninmo
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote: the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock. even for the internet thats kind of gross | ||
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omninmo
2349 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote: even for the internet thats kind of gross naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants. + Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] + Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote: naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants. + Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] + Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum. | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote: Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum. omninmo has millions of ant-children out there....somewhere. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote: Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum. ... .. ....... You feed your kids your cum? | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
I'm so fucking glad that somebody else found that horribly weird. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
must be the tiredness | ||
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icystorage
Jollibee19343 Posts
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stroggos
New Zealand1543 Posts
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Ota Solgryn
Denmark2011 Posts
On August 12 2009 16:29 paper wrote: jizzues imo hahaaha.. add to wiki | ||
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omninmo
2349 Posts
On August 12 2009 17:57 JohnColtrane wrote: wtf why put it in a sock just put it in a woman instead because i was 12 years old then. in the following 15 years i managed to "put it in" at least 200 or so women ... mostly chinese | ||
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blue_arrow
1971 Posts
On August 12 2009 18:27 Lemonwalrus wrote: I'm so fucking glad that somebody else found that horribly weird. hey, you can't waste anything in times like these and like he said, it's highly nutritious | ||
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foeffa
Belgium2115 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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micronesia
United States24637 Posts
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ChaseR
Norway1004 Posts
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