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omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 08:47:33
August 12 2009 08:41 GMT
#21
i used to use a sock to clean up the spunk splash in my formative meatbeat years. for some reason i kept the sock and re-used it; washing it only sparingly. one day my mom and sister found the sock in my drawer- no they werent snooping around but were rather curious why a trail of ants could be found leading from the window sill to my dresser. They found the ants munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
August 12 2009 08:46 GMT
#22
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 08:54:13
August 12 2009 08:53 GMT
#23
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
August 12 2009 08:55 GMT
#24
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc

Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 12 2009 08:57 GMT
#25
wtf why put it in a sock just put it in a woman instead
HEY MEYT
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 12 2009 09:06 GMT
#26
lol jizzzues.. hahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
August 12 2009 09:06 GMT
#27
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc

Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum.



omninmo has millions of ant-children out there....somewhere.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 12 2009 09:12 GMT
#28
Jish yous
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
August 12 2009 09:14 GMT
#29
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc

Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum.

...

..

.......

You feed your kids your cum?
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 12 2009 09:27 GMT
#30
On August 12 2009 18:14 Ftrunkz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc

Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum.

...

..

.......

You feed your kids your cum?

I'm so fucking glad that somebody else found that horribly weird.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
August 12 2009 09:39 GMT
#31
Hahahaha oh god these last few comments are making me grin so hard

must be the tiredness
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19347 Posts
August 12 2009 10:19 GMT
#32
jizzues oh fuck
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stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 12 2009 10:24 GMT
#33
i guess he was making efficient use of those tissues since he hadn't put them in the bin yet.
hi
Ota Solgryn
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark2011 Posts
August 12 2009 11:12 GMT
#34
On August 12 2009 16:29 paper wrote:
jizzues imo


hahaaha.. add to wiki
ihasaKAROT: "Wish people would stop wasting their lives on finding flaws in others"
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 11:13:42
August 12 2009 11:13 GMT
#35
On August 12 2009 17:57 JohnColtrane wrote:
wtf why put it in a sock just put it in a woman instead

because i was 12 years old then. in the following 15 years i managed to "put it in" at least 200 or so women ... mostly chinese
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
August 12 2009 11:45 GMT
#36
On August 12 2009 18:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 18:14 Ftrunkz wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:55 deathgod6 wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:53 omninmo wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:46 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
On August 12 2009 17:41 omninmo wrote:
the ants were munch munch munching away on my sweet seed laden sock.

even for the internet thats kind of gross

naw, yer just squeemish. semen is quite nutritious for the growing ants.

+ Show Spoiler [semen nutritional data] +
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Sperm make up only about 1 percent of your average cumshot while the other 99 percent is made up of the following:
  • Fructose sugar
  • Water
  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
  • Citric acid
  • Enzymes
  • Protein
  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  • Zinc

Those ants must have been like children to you, seeing as how you were feeding them with your cum.

...

..

.......

You feed your kids your cum?

I'm so fucking glad that somebody else found that horribly weird.


hey,

you can't waste anything in times like these

and like he said, it's highly nutritious
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 12 2009 12:00 GMT
#37
Haha that is just Horrible, yes with a capital H.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
August 12 2009 12:32 GMT
#38
I do that all the time.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24682 Posts
August 12 2009 13:12 GMT
#39
You don't touch tissues that meet that description Chef LOL.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 12 2009 14:04 GMT
#40
Disgusting ~~
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
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