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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
seriously aaaaargh jizz tissues. the only thing that would be worse is fresh jizz tissues. + Show Spoiler [well.. one possibly more icky thing] + Our dog once ate out of the potty on which my daughter peed and pooed and threw that up all over the place. that wasn't such a joy to clean up. Neither was cleaning up the dogs face... -_- | ||
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
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Wuewdoodoo
Mexico127 Posts
I can't believe I added to this XD | ||
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ImNotBisu
Canada142 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
On August 12 2009 22:12 micronesia wrote: You don't touch tissues that meet that description Chef LOL. Have we just discovered the reason Micronesia doesn't have a girlfriend? "Your rooms a bit messy, Micronesia. Let me just throw out these old tissues for you." ... "Wait, what did you use these tissues for?" "LOL, jizz tissues. You don't touch old tissues that look like that!" The girl leaves. Micronesia sighs, but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice. | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21245 Posts
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micronesia
United States24782 Posts
On August 13 2009 02:14 Chef wrote: Have we just discovered the reason Micronesia doesn't have a girlfriend? "Your rooms a bit messy, Micronesia. Let me just throw out these old tissues for you." ... "Wait, what did you use these tissues for?" "LOL, jizz tissues. You don't touch old tissues that look like that!" The girl leaves. Micronesia sighs, but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice. Shit that's basically my life story. No the idea of leaving tissues of that type laying around is grotesque, but I would never chance it and touch somebody's possibly used tissue in a conspicuous place like that. | ||
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ChaseR
Norway1004 Posts
but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice. That sounds like my step-father way back when...ugh. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Meth
Canada396 Posts
no one has ever touched anything i've jizzed on, other than the keyboard, but i clean that up. can't leave evidence behind even if they do know i masturbate or not... everyone does it... who doesnt use tissue or toilet paper to clean up the mess? as long as you throw it out, everything'll be okay.. don't leave your jishues lying/drying around for other people to pick up, that's just nasty. | ||
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micronesia
United States24782 Posts
On August 13 2009 08:10 CharlieMurphy wrote: Your friend sucks, on a somewhat related note. I finally finished a game of monopoly the other day with 3 friends. It took us like 1:30 hours and I won! (they even all teamed up on me and pooled their resources). 1:1 monopoly | ||
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
You can only hope that the incident was embarrassing enough for him to not leave them lying around the next time. At least they were dried up... | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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