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Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
August 12 2009 14:14 GMT
#41
I wish you god speed on processing this traumatizing event.

seriously aaaaargh jizz tissues. the only thing that would be worse is fresh jizz tissues.

+ Show Spoiler [well.. one possibly more icky thing] +
Our dog once ate out of the potty on which my daughter peed and pooed and threw that up all over the place. that wasn't such a joy to clean up. Neither was cleaning up the dogs face... -_-
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
August 12 2009 14:28 GMT
#42
Lol dude, the garbage bin in my room is stuffed with jizz paper, nothing to worry about, everyone masturbates.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Wuewdoodoo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Mexico127 Posts
August 12 2009 15:32 GMT
#43
My bed and blanket, shirt, shorts, underwear, girlfriend, and this one time, the side of the trash can, all have been jizz "hot spots."

I can't believe I added to this XD
Fear no evil.
ImNotBisu
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada142 Posts
August 12 2009 17:03 GMT
#44
Nothing wrong with jizz tissues, don't pretend you don't produce them.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 17:15:02
August 12 2009 17:14 GMT
#45
On August 12 2009 22:12 micronesia wrote:
You don't touch tissues that meet that description Chef LOL.

Have we just discovered the reason Micronesia doesn't have a girlfriend?

"Your rooms a bit messy, Micronesia. Let me just throw out these old tissues for you." ... "Wait, what did you use these tissues for?"

"LOL, jizz tissues. You don't touch old tissues that look like that!"

The girl leaves. Micronesia sighs, but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
August 12 2009 17:35 GMT
#46
5/5 blog right here.
TranslatorBaa!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
August 12 2009 18:01 GMT
#47
On August 13 2009 02:14 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 22:12 micronesia wrote:
You don't touch tissues that meet that description Chef LOL.

Have we just discovered the reason Micronesia doesn't have a girlfriend?

"Your rooms a bit messy, Micronesia. Let me just throw out these old tissues for you." ... "Wait, what did you use these tissues for?"

"LOL, jizz tissues. You don't touch old tissues that look like that!"

The girl leaves. Micronesia sighs, but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice.

Shit that's basically my life story.

No the idea of leaving tissues of that type laying around is grotesque, but I would never chance it and touch somebody's possibly used tissue in a conspicuous place like that.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 12 2009 19:52 GMT
#48
but nature calls and he pulls out his piss bottle from underneath his bed, a former container of apple juice.
That sounds like my step-father way back when...ugh.
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 23:11:40
August 12 2009 23:10 GMT
#49
Your friend sucks, on a somewhat related note. I finally finished a game of monopoly the other day with 3 friends. It took us like 1:30 hours and I won! (they even all teamed up on me and pooled their resources).
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
August 12 2009 23:51 GMT
#50
lmfao that is just so fuckin funny

no one has ever touched anything i've jizzed on, other than the keyboard, but i clean that up. can't leave evidence behind even if they do know i masturbate or not...

everyone does it... who doesnt use tissue or toilet paper to clean up the mess? as long as you throw it out, everything'll be okay..

don't leave your jishues lying/drying around for other people to pick up, that's just nasty.
Brood War for life
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
August 13 2009 00:23 GMT
#51
On August 13 2009 08:10 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your friend sucks, on a somewhat related note. I finally finished a game of monopoly the other day with 3 friends. It took us like 1:30 hours and I won! (they even all teamed up on me and pooled their resources).

1:1 monopoly
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
August 13 2009 03:11 GMT
#52
Well... did you win the game?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
August 13 2009 12:18 GMT
#53
Where are all the "enjoy your AIDS" comments?
You can only hope that the incident was embarrassing enough for him to not leave them lying around the next time. At least they were dried up...
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 18 2009 04:36 GMT
#54
ewwww wtf. gotta dispose of that shit
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
August 18 2009 05:48 GMT
#55
Its time for some Zorbeez ACTION!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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