Fontong's Team Blog: Contests

CONTESTS:
Since there will be no games this week, I'm introducing some super-awesome contests in their place!
Party Pooper (Coaches only): Each coach will be given the opportunity to show of their random UMS game skills by duking it out in a mini-game party tournament! The nine coaches will be divided into three groups of three, with the three winners facing off in the final round. The winner's team will be awarded two wins! The groups are scheduled to meet on Wednesday at 4:00 EST, Wednesday at 11:00 EST, and Thursday at 11:00 EST (All PM - aka 16:00/23:00/23:00). Coaches, post which groups you will be available for! Don't be a party pooper! (Map can be downloaded [url blocked])
King of Games (Players only): Each team will select a representative to participate in a tournament of a random UMS map of my choosing! Again, you will be split into groups of three, with the three winners making up the final group, playing a completely different UMS map! These maps will be revealed at a later date, and may not be the same for each group. The games will begin on Thursday at 11:00 EST/10:00 CST/8:00 PST (PM). Remember, teams, pick someone who will actually show up. You get another two wins if your representative wins, but you get nothing if he bails! It's time to d-d-d-duel!
Back to School (Players only): Yes, it's that time of year again. You're heading back to your stack of expensive university textbooks (or, in Kawaii's case, stack of 2nd grade snack time milk and cookies), dreadfully waiting for your professor's next report assignment. Well, who needs those boring reports? Why not do an awesome battle report of a particularly outstanding LKL game instead? All entries will be proudly displayed in this thread along with my own upcoming battle report(s) (yes, I'll get them done), and the winner's team will receive three wins (possibly more if I don't have very many entries)! All entries are judged on the criteria of creativity, humor, and overall awesomeness, and are due on Saturday. Let's open up that Word document and hit those keys (other than 1,2,3,9,0,a,t,p,z, and d), guys!
Lucky Lottery #1 - Lock the Loser (Open to all): As most of you know, participants in this league have a history of getting banned. Well, it's time for you to profit from their misery! Guess who the next locked or nuked douchebag participant in this league will be, and the each correct entry's team will receive one win (max one total win per team)! Yes, you can even guess that the loser will be me. Post your guesses in this thread by Friday. For reference, these are the previous bans: NukemDuke, Sonu (self-requested), inertinept (aw ). Also, try not to vote for people on your team. That's kind of mean
Lucky Lottery #2 - Mystery Map (Open to all): It's time for you to test out those clairvoyant skills and guess the surprise maps for next week. Each correct guess will net your team one win (max two total wins per team)! Remember, past surprise maps have been Othello, Holy World, and Troy. Post your guesses in this thread by Friday. Will I follow the trend, or will I pick some totally hideous map like Demon's Forest? That's for me to know, and for you to find out