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A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 28 2009 23:38 GMT
#1
I saw a picture of her kissing someone else once, and found out something I didn't know. She furrows her eyebrows when she kisses, giving the impression of absurd ferocity. She was not noticeably pretty on her own, but had the definitive moves of a pretty girl. Her face contrived to look coquettish and/or lightly concerned with such precisely played confidence she couldn't help but be everyone's favorite, and I couldn't help but find her ambition to be beautiful, marvelous from a far. Well, she smoldered at close range. We smashed together like two swung panes of glass and exploded everywhere. It was everything like I imagined heroin to be. You cannot describe her in words as captivatingly fraudulent as she physically describes herself.

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My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 28 2009 23:42 GMT
#2
I am really confused as to what your whole point is
Hi
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 28 2009 23:44 GMT
#3
I think what Kennigit said on vent on the other day was WAY more interesting.
:]
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 28 2009 23:45 GMT
#4
OK GOOD
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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-28 23:48:57
July 28 2009 23:48 GMT
#5
phiveowtohphive

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♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
radar14
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1437 Posts
July 28 2009 23:49 GMT
#6
i'm starting to think you might be a serial killer
impatience is a virtue
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
July 28 2009 23:50 GMT
#7
oneoutofphive
enthusiast
Profile Joined May 2008
United States90 Posts
July 28 2009 23:51 GMT
#8
DEEP.
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
July 28 2009 23:54 GMT
#9
Too subtle for this kind of forum
Resistance ain't futile
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
July 28 2009 23:54 GMT
#10
O.o?
Hi.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
July 28 2009 23:54 GMT
#11
cut the crap and post pix duh
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 28 2009 23:55 GMT
#12
Cool story bro
We make signature, then defense it.
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
July 28 2009 23:58 GMT
#13
On July 29 2009 08:38 A3iL3r0n wrote:
I saw a picture of her kissing someone else once, and found out something I didn't know. She furrows her eyebrows when she kisses, giving the impression of absurd ferocity. She was not noticeably pretty on her own, but had the definitive moves of a pretty girl. Her face contrived to look coquettish and/or lightly concerned with such precisely played confidence she couldn't help but be everyone's favorite, and I couldn't help but find her ambition to be beautiful, marvelous from a far. Well, she smoldered at close range. We smashed together like two swung panes of glass and exploded everywhere. It was everything like I imagined heroin to be. You cannot describe her in words as captivatingly fraudulent as she physically describes herself.
im so tired of all these fucking "im in loooove" "my relationship is baaaad" and other shitty threads similar..
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 00:05:48
July 29 2009 00:05 GMT
#14
Too contrived. Try harder next time

That's probably my fault, Dazed_Spy. Sorry.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
July 29 2009 00:06 GMT
#15
I hope for the sake of your sanity that this is a joke.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 29 2009 00:12 GMT
#16
I didn't know that many schizophrenics played SC. Seriously crazy sounding stuff.
U Gotta Skate.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
July 29 2009 00:16 GMT
#17
Hmm, nice, yet another incomprehensible mess.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
July 29 2009 00:16 GMT
#18
Personally, I enjoyed the prose - the words roll off the tongue It's like some form of ridiculous poetry. I'll just take it at face value and not analyze any hidden meanings.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 00:21:56
July 29 2009 00:18 GMT
#19
The blog Title is Misleading
Firebathero is still the best!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 29 2009 00:18 GMT
#20
Pics
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
July 29 2009 00:23 GMT
#21
How does one physically describe themselves? You mean like charades? Also, captivatingly fraudulent is a very strange phrasing. Other than the last sentence I think it's pretty fun.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
July 29 2009 00:24 GMT
#22
I expected a good story from the blog title. Bummer!
觀過斯知仁矣.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
July 29 2009 00:30 GMT
#23
blog title is misleading -_-;
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Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
July 29 2009 00:38 GMT
#24
I come to this forum so I DONT have to analyze dense clumps of text.
Jaedong
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 29 2009 00:40 GMT
#25
is this the opening paragraph to your novel?
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
July 29 2009 00:48 GMT
#26
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 29 2009 00:50 GMT
#27
On July 29 2009 09:48 Day[9] wrote:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


I see what you did there
Godimus
Profile Joined July 2009
United States126 Posts
July 29 2009 00:51 GMT
#28
screenshots or it didnt happen
im from the streets bitch
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 29 2009 01:14 GMT
#29
Somebody take away A3iL3r0n's thesaurus please.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 29 2009 01:26 GMT
#30
On July 29 2009 09:50 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2009 09:48 Day[9] wrote:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


I see what you did there

mindfuck
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 29 2009 01:30 GMT
#31
On July 29 2009 08:38 A3iL3r0n wrote:
We smashed together like two swung panes of glass and exploded everywhere.

Gross? Also, put down the thesaurus. o.o
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
July 29 2009 04:54 GMT
#32
On July 29 2009 08:49 radar14 wrote:
i'm starting to think you might be a serial killer

i agree...

1/5, title was misleading
ggyo...
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1692 Posts
July 29 2009 04:57 GMT
#33
Pics Bad bOi
Ero-Sennin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States756 Posts
July 29 2009 05:03 GMT
#34
Luck makes talent look like genius.
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