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Gnomes? Cameras? Wtf..

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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 26 2009 21:52 GMT
#1
I have a friend whose moving to europe. As a goodbye-gift, I got her a garden gnome and a photo album. I told her to take pictures of all the notable places she went with the gnome, and put it in the album. She loved it, and I got away with giving her a gnome instead of something useful.

So now I'm at my next gift-giving dilemna. I've got a buddy who lives in Japan. She was a foreign exchange student here and I need to send her something for her birthday. So far, the only idea that's struck me is to buy a disposable camera and put in a couple of pictures at the beginning of people she knows and the pets of people she stayed with so that when they get developed she'll get a surprise.

But that doesn't feel like enough. She also loves doraemon and gummy bears. I'm open to all suggestions, no matter how expensive, large, or lewd. Especially lewd.

p.s.
This space dedicated to Torenhire. THANKS FOR THAT WONDERFUL NIGHT, TORENHIRE. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU <3

jk but really thanks for the help with car stuff. no homo.

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Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
July 26 2009 21:55 GMT
#2
get her a pet godzilla
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
July 26 2009 22:01 GMT
#3
I stand in confusion
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Verilan
Profile Joined March 2009
United States67 Posts
July 26 2009 22:52 GMT
#4
Doraemon backpack with a 5-pound bag of gummy bears stuffed inside.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 27 2009 10:45 GMT
#5
make a portrait out of gummy bears :O
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 12:02:38
July 27 2009 12:02 GMT
#6
Add a pic of your buttcheeks to the disposable camera for guaranteed surprise.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 27 2009 12:32 GMT
#7
On July 27 2009 21:02 Snet wrote:
Add a pic of your buttcheeks to the disposable camera for guaranteed surprise.


I like this idea! Approved!
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 27 2009 13:26 GMT
#8
plaster mould of your wang filled with sheep's blood
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
July 27 2009 14:41 GMT
#9
get her a cd
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