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You know, my workplace tends to draw a ridiculously oversized bee or two on an annual basis. Last year, I made a thread because of one, and it looked almost identical to the one in this thread.
This time, a more dangerous looking specimen of this repulsive family of stingin' buzzers decided to waltz into my humble abode. Whereas the bee in my previous thread was fat, yellow and lazy looking (albeit fuckin HUGE!!), my guest of today was slim, thin and lethal to the core.
But today, I was ready. Last year's encounter with the wildlings had already prepared me for this one moment, the decisive battle! 10:32 AM, I was quietly working the cash register when I heard a distinct buzzing sound. Immediately, I recognized the heavier tone and prepared for a fight. At once, I whipped out my weapon of choice: an 18" plastic flyswatter (BLUE!!) and the battle ensued. Swift, aerial attacks raining needles from the sky vs. the patient, cocked and ready for action poise of the flyswatter.
The result??
Pwnt!!
This year, the dark hot parking lot would carry the carcass of a great fallen warrior. The soul of that warrior now rests in hell, telling its brothers in trepidation about the human monster who turns bumblebees into humblebees, Ziller, the killer!
I win! And look at that size of that thing...
Actually...I was scared silly and ran to the corner of the store like a little pussy. My dad and this carpenter guy killed it with said flyswatter. I just happened to take the victory snapshot after they tossed the bee out the door -_-
 
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Hahaha awesome story XD, i dont think im able to see the picture of the bee though  try to fix i wanna seeeeee~!!
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you got your dad to kill a bee for you?
dude......
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why is it orange...weird.
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Yea, talk it big as if you guys would've done better in my situation, you try facing off a bee 10x its normal size, THOUGHT NOT!
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hahahah loved the bumblebee to humblebee part, or maybe i'm just easily amused.
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i thought this would be about wu-tang
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That bee isn't 10x it's normal size  . Are you confusing yellow jackets with bees? yellow jackets are very small but they are kind of violent (will attack you for no apparent reason) lots of the standard bees here though (abdomen is black/yellow stripes) are about as big as that .
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Jesus christ, that is a large insect.
+ Show Spoiler +oh god so high what is this i can't even
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thought you meant this guy D:
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lol what a little bitch
I hope the bees are secretly plotting your demise.
I wouldn't do much better lol.
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holy shit that's a big bee, I'd run the fuck away from it.
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On July 18 2009 01:44 lokiM wrote:thought you meant this guy D:
hehe me too
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On July 18 2009 00:50 Frits wrote:
you got your dad to kill a bee for you?
dude......
I concur, that says a lot about you.
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It looks more like a flying demon than a bee. Maybe you're like John Constantine or something
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Amusing write-up.
R.I.P
Poor Bee
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great story ^.^ that bee looked absolutly horrible.
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Nice story man lol. though the ending kinda killed it for you.
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I fucking hate bugs. I dont use weapons i catch them alive and crush them
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man over animal! that's a win for our race!
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Your write up is cute and all but um, next time please escort it outside perhaps?
Killing stuff sucks?
gg
EDIT: Btw, I belive that was a "Spider Hunting Wasp", not a bee
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On July 18 2009 06:10 nofAcedAgent wrote:Your write up is cute and all but um, next time please escort it outside perhaps? Killing stuff sucks? gg EDIT: Btw, I belive that was a "Spider Hunting Wasp", not a bee
In the case of an actual killer bee, I don't think that would work. The only differences between killer bees and regular american/european bees is that they are hyper defensive and aggressive and they will chase a threat for a mile~ and more time while regular bees will give up after a several yards~ and less time. They don't have a greater poison they just all rush their target and cause more stings.
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Man, I don't know about the OP or anyone else, but I'm allergic to bee stings so I would have definitely ran like a little sissy girl also. So a big FU to the people thinking it's unmanly to run away! You may think differently after being stung and swelling up like a balloon .
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On July 18 2009 02:53 FirstBorn wrote:Show nested quote +On July 18 2009 00:50 Frits wrote:
you got your dad to kill a bee for you?
dude...... I concur, that says a lot about you.
No, it doesn't.
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You showed it ilovezil! Now come play sc on iccup!
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lol good write up, I hate those damn things.
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