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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-17 15:45:58
July 17 2009 15:37 GMT
#1
You know, my workplace tends to draw a ridiculously oversized bee or two on an annual basis. Last year, I made a thread because of one, and it looked almost identical to the one in this thread.

This time, a more dangerous looking specimen of this repulsive family of stingin' buzzers decided to waltz into my humble abode. Whereas the bee in my previous thread was fat, yellow and lazy looking (albeit fuckin HUGE!!), my guest of today was slim, thin and lethal to the core.

But today, I was ready. Last year's encounter with the wildlings had already prepared me for this one moment, the decisive battle! 10:32 AM, I was quietly working the cash register when I heard a distinct buzzing sound. Immediately, I recognized the heavier tone and prepared for a fight. At once, I whipped out my weapon of choice: an 18" plastic flyswatter (BLUE!!) and the battle ensued. Swift, aerial attacks raining needles from the sky vs. the patient, cocked and ready for action poise of the flyswatter.

The result??

[image loading]


                                                                  Pwnt!!

This year, the dark hot parking lot would carry the carcass of a great fallen warrior. The soul of that warrior now rests in hell, telling its brothers in trepidation about the human monster who turns bumblebees into humblebees, Ziller, the killer!

[image loading]


                                                I win! And look at that size of that thing...




Actually...I was scared silly and ran to the corner of the store like a little pussy. My dad and this carpenter guy killed it with said flyswatter. I just happened to take the victory snapshot after they tossed the bee out the door -_-

****
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
July 17 2009 15:41 GMT
#2
Hahaha awesome story XD, i dont think im able to see the picture of the bee though try to fix i wanna seeeeee~!!
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 17 2009 15:43 GMT
#3
Image fixed, thanks~
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 17 2009 15:50 GMT
#4
you got your dad to kill a bee for you?

dude......
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
July 17 2009 15:53 GMT
#5
DUDE~... cmon now.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
July 17 2009 15:53 GMT
#6
why is it orange...weird.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-17 17:37:30
July 17 2009 16:00 GMT
#7
Yea, talk it big as if you guys would've done better in my situation, you try facing off a bee 10x its normal size, THOUGHT NOT!
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 17 2009 16:00 GMT
#8
hahahah loved the bumblebee to humblebee part, or maybe i'm just easily amused.
Hi
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
July 17 2009 16:05 GMT
#9
lol awesome blog :D
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
drunk0nj1n
Profile Joined July 2009
United States4 Posts
July 17 2009 16:18 GMT
#10
i thought this would be about wu-tang
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
July 17 2009 16:27 GMT
#11
That bee isn't 10x it's normal size . Are you confusing yellow jackets with bees? yellow jackets are very small but they are kind of violent (will attack you for no apparent reason) lots of the standard bees here though (abdomen is black/yellow stripes) are about as big as that .
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 17 2009 16:33 GMT
#12
Jesus christ, that is a large insect.

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oh god so high what is this i can't even
U Gotta Skate.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-17 16:45:06
July 17 2009 16:44 GMT
#13
[image loading]

thought you meant this guy D:
You can't fight the feeling.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
July 17 2009 16:46 GMT
#14
lol what a little bitch

I hope the bees are secretly plotting your demise.

I wouldn't do much better lol.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-17 16:55:39
July 17 2009 16:49 GMT
#15
Dear micronesia,

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Yours truly~ :D
Clow
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Brazil880 Posts
July 17 2009 16:50 GMT
#16
holy shit that's a big bee, I'd run the fuck away from it.
(–_–) CJ Entusman #33
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 17 2009 17:01 GMT
#17
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 17 2009 17:04 GMT
#18
Lol @ end of blog.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
July 17 2009 17:17 GMT
#19
On July 18 2009 01:44 lokiM wrote:
[image loading]

thought you meant this guy D:


hehe me too
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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 17 2009 17:53 GMT
#20
On July 18 2009 00:50 Frits wrote:
you got your dad to kill a bee for you?

dude......


I concur, that says a lot about you.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
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