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R.Kelly Trapped in the Closet - Page 3

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Wotans_Fire
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom294 Posts
June 03 2009 11:30 GMT
#41
being only a 2 chord vamp for over like 90 minutes. 2 chords for 90 minutes...and as a musician I was still completely rapt the whole time. Very good technical use of tension.


Monotonous! tediously repetitive.

t's a great, over-the-top but sympathetic story.


Story was nothing special at all if I wanted to see something like that I'd watch a soap opera. Didn't R.Kelly piss on some underage girls or something lol
"OMG this is pivotal!" ~ Tasteless "Indeed" ~ Artosis
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 03 2009 12:33 GMT
#42
Did you get trapped in the closet in Georgia?
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
June 03 2009 12:36 GMT
#43
its gud but like.. after 13-14... it gets so bad.so so so so bad.
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 12:53:55
June 03 2009 12:45 GMT
#44
On June 03 2009 17:01 Cali wrote:
That expression doesn't work when someone calls you adjective...


The expression never works, the point being that I can't say anything back to mods because I've had warnings about it and they know it.

At least 2 people (hopefully more too cowardly to chirp up) said they liked it. I guess that's about the best you can expect when most people have their snouts buried in the trough of self-glorifying ignorance.


"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 03 2009 12:55 GMT
#45
On June 03 2009 18:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 16:55 HamerD wrote:
Takes one to know one

i can see that you are worthless because you lack the qualities that create worth

i recognize these qualities because i have them


Haha, wow, that post is going to be painfully difficult for you to live up to lol.

Not saying I have any qualities that make me worthy but...lol.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 03 2009 13:01 GMT
#46
Anyway, I tried, I failed. I move on, bye you massive bunch of worthless fags

(except of course fakesteve)

list of honourable mention:

Plexa
Sonuvbob

/Endlist.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 03 2009 13:19 GMT
#47
aww poor lil fella got his feelings hurt
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 13:58:50
June 03 2009 13:28 GMT
#48
hamerd you can ban me from your blog because i tell you how fucking stupid you are but i'm a moderator, you can't keep me from doing so

get off my website you stupid child you are not wanted here

-fakesteve
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44123 Posts
June 03 2009 13:50 GMT
#49
Oh HamerD. Why do you do this to yourself?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Biochemist
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1008 Posts
June 03 2009 14:17 GMT
#50
How in the world can you NOT use terms like "lowest of the low" when referring to hip hop?
KarlSberg~
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
731 Posts
June 03 2009 14:21 GMT
#51
On June 03 2009 19:29 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
nice troll, if you weren't serious, it'd be a 5/5

(but you are so you get a 1)

This blog has been posted 1hour after the Troll guide and is praising R. Kelly.
Why would you think it is serious?
There are 01 kind of people who know binary. Those who understand little endian and those who don t.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
June 03 2009 14:25 GMT
#52
On June 03 2009 23:21 KarlSberg~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 19:29 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
nice troll, if you weren't serious, it'd be a 5/5

(but you are so you get a 1)

This blog has been posted 1hour after the Troll guide and is praising R. Kelly.
Why would you think it is serious?

cause it's hamerd..
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
June 03 2009 14:31 GMT
#53
i dont get it, he justs likes Trapped in a closet. Why are you guys bashing him for it?
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
June 03 2009 17:02 GMT
#54
On June 03 2009 23:25 RaGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 23:21 KarlSberg~ wrote:
On June 03 2009 19:29 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
nice troll, if you weren't serious, it'd be a 5/5

(but you are so you get a 1)

This blog has been posted 1hour after the Troll guide and is praising R. Kelly.
Why would you think it is serious?

cause it's hamerd..

NOBODY KNOWS if he's serious, lol.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66363 Posts
June 03 2009 17:17 GMT
#55
On June 03 2009 22:28 HamerD wrote:
hamerd you can ban me from your blog because i tell you how fucking stupid you are but i'm a moderator, you can't keep me from doing so

get off my website you stupid child you are not wanted here

-fakesteve

<3 fs
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