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Slowest game ever.

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Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
April 02 2009 12:54 GMT
#1
Ancient Wars: Sparta.

great graphics.. except for the fact that every building is half the size of your fukken screen (zoomed out fully) rediculous. and that everyones fuckin tiny in comparison..
other than that, the game is OK.. when u get buildings and shit up and running and upgrades coming.. and big ass armies fighting eachother its fantastic..


BUT IT TAKES ABOUT 2 HOURS TO GET THAT FAR.
no fucking joke.. the games' like the snail of RTS games. slower than anything ive ever played.. u gotta get gold to start off with.. lots and lots of gold.. like 2 thousand for your first military building..
to get horsemen, u gotta set up and upgrade your shit that u want on your soldiers.. then build a stables.. build some horses.. then put a man on each fuckin horse.. THAT SHITS JUST REDICULOUSSSSSSS
dont even talk 2 me about siege weapons.
and the boats.. are the dodgiest things ever..
try putting 10 men from one island to another..
just try it. holy shit..
unload there..
unload damnit..
wtf u goin back to sea for?
ok here we go.. unload..
your rite there just unload..
nope.. back out to sea again.. ok il just leave you too it..
look away for like 10 mins and the unload will probally of happened.. ever hear the saying 'a watched clock never ticks' ?
yeah i get that alot playing this game...
uprades cost like 10x what they should, and they take like 2-5 minutes to complete.. each.. theres a lot of fuckin upgrades too.,


ALL IN ALL.. this was my rant. i didnt pay for the game i just wasted like 10 hours of my precious life on it. that to me, is worth ranting about.

*
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
April 02 2009 13:26 GMT
#2
operation cwal?
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Biochemist
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1008 Posts
April 02 2009 13:43 GMT
#3
I had a similar experience with sins of a solar empire. So slow! But it sounds like yours is even worse.
Pakje
Profile Joined March 2009
Belgium288 Posts
April 02 2009 13:48 GMT
#4
sins of a solar empire is also very slow but i doubt it's that slow
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
April 02 2009 13:49 GMT
#5
Gots me intrigued to get stoned one day and play it.....
ya had ya shot kid!
Jaeden
Profile Joined September 2008
Romania1489 Posts
April 02 2009 14:38 GMT
#6
On April 02 2009 22:49 Kennelie wrote:
Gots me intrigued to get stoned one day and play it.....

yep, from the beginning of the read....I mean, duuuude, that's sooooo slow ^^
Boxer: " Lee Jae Dong is the best player. He`s all about the micro; he`s the player which has the most amazing control"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 02 2009 14:39 GMT
#7
On April 02 2009 22:49 Kennelie wrote:
Gots me intrigued to get stoned one day and play it.....

Yea for real, get stoned once or twice in the duration too and just watch epic battles unfold.
Peace~
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
April 02 2009 14:58 GMT
#8
On April 02 2009 23:39 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 22:49 Kennelie wrote:
Gots me intrigued to get stoned one day and play it.....

Yea for real, get stoned once or twice in the duration too and just watch epic battles unfold.



you guys are missing the point...
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
April 02 2009 15:14 GMT
#9
Warrior Kings is extremely slow... anyone played it? The first mission took me like 3 hours...
League of Legends EU West, Platinum III | Yousei Teikoku is the best thing that has ever happened to music.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
April 02 2009 15:14 GMT
#10
SoaSE is not an RTS though

But damn, this indeed sounds really friggin' slow.
Complete the cycle!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 02 2009 15:42 GMT
#11
Settlers...
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
April 02 2009 15:42 GMT
#12
I've never seen this game, but it's cool that you guys say, "A watched clock never ticks." We say (or at least I do), "A watched pot never boils."
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 02 2009 15:52 GMT
#13
Are you just playing the normal missions (skirmishes?) or the campaigns? it seems to me that the campaigns would probably be faster paced, or something.
U Gotta Skate.
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
April 02 2009 16:07 GMT
#14
The campaigns are just as bad, but yes they are not quite as slow as the skirm, as in campaign you start with a small (SMALL) force -.- and you might be timed like half an hour till the enemy start attacking.
honestly dude i cant rant enough about this shit.. you start with like 20 villagers, build your first gold mine, put like 10 on the mine, send the rest to make another mine.. get some wood together..
LIKE 5 MINUTES later you get your first fucking barracks.
holy fucking shit guys
where did RTS's go?
the best RTS ever is STILL a 11 year old game... what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
they should base all RTS's on sc. -.-;
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 02 2009 16:12 GMT
#15
On April 03 2009 01:07 Vex wrote:
holy fucking shit guys
where did RTS's go?
the best RTS ever is STILL a 11 year old game... what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
they should base all RTS's on sc. -.-;


atleast we still have starcraft/age of empires 2.
U Gotta Skate.
Mista
Profile Joined January 2009
Singapore1022 Posts
April 02 2009 16:12 GMT
#16
so why do you even bother?
Time for some Revolution !
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
April 02 2009 16:40 GMT
#17
On April 02 2009 22:43 Biochemist wrote:
I had a similar experience with sins of a solar empire. So slow! But it sounds like yours is even worse.

i saw some friends playing this game and was like.. where's the micro. they were like "you can micro but you dont need to cuz its so slow... these games are cool, look nice and fun.. but not esports
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 02 2009 17:33 GMT
#18
Are you the Vex on gg.net that got banned? If so, I love your pic spam
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 02 2009 17:33 GMT
#19
On April 03 2009 01:40 omninmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 22:43 Biochemist wrote:
I had a similar experience with sins of a solar empire. So slow! But it sounds like yours is even worse.

these games are cool, look nice and fun.. but not esports


agree
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
April 02 2009 17:35 GMT
#20
On April 03 2009 00:42 Osmoses wrote:
Settlers...


Now, now, Settlers 1 and 2 are awesome games, I loved to play those with my father on splitscreen.
Complete the cycle!
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