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Im in dire need of money. I have to pay my credit card and rent and what not. i quit my job cus im a dumb ass and now i have to either join the fucking army and get myself killed in Afghanistan or find a job right fucking now. The problem is i have long hair and im not a people person, so getting hired is pretty fucking hard.
any who, i was watching tv when an ad came up. Basically you go to this place and the stuff prototype medication in you and the observe the side effects for a few days. all this for 2k. At first io though this was pretty kick ass i mean, sit on my ass reading and playing DS all day for 2k. My friends told me this was a stupid idea though. and that i would prolly get anally probed and what not.
what do you guys think.
Poll: Is takeing prototype medication under close observation worth 2K?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
this is the website (english is at top right)
http://www.anapharm.com/
 
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On March 16 2009 11:30 lesser_good wrote:
My friends told me this was a stupid idea though. and that i would prolly get anally probed and what not.
Hm..
+ Show Spoiler +
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there is a risk taking any prototype drug under development, the whole purpose of having human guinea pigs is to see how it works in human. if you get fucked up after, you can't sue them because you already signed agreement with them and they paid you 2k for the participation and any harm that might cause. seriously, your good health worth more than 2k.........
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On March 16 2009 11:37 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 11:30 lesser_good wrote:
My friends told me this was a stupid idea though. and that i would prolly get anally probed and what not. Hm.. + Show Spoiler +
haha this is so win
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Belgium9947 Posts
You gotta realize what you're fucking around with. Your health.
They pay good, because there's a risk involved. And if they didn't know there were enough retards that just do about anything for money, the pay would probably be even bigger.
If you don't have any other options, you should consider it. Else, I wouldn't fuck around with that shit.
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United States4991 Posts
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job.
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On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job.
wasnt an option sorry
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United States4991 Posts
Do you have self-diagnosed Asperger's too?
It's an option for anyone who wants to make a living.
A much better option than taking some medication that for all you know will fuck you up or make your dick fall off.
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On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job.
This is the best advice you are going to get.
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Seriously, some of the medicine that has been approved I would never take.
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Do it.
1) I've never herad of someone having his health fucked for the rest of his life for testing a medication.
2) 2k is alot of insta-money if you're in trouble like you are.
3) You have a good chance of getting a placebo making it risk-free.
Just don't do that every week, cause then you'll get fuck pretty hard.
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If you really need the money that badly and it's only a one time thing, then sure. Just make sure to get a job to avoid a second go 
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hahahaha 2k is a lot of money man
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who cares bout health anyway, if u r a long haired hobo for no god damn reason in this century no medication can stop u
and i am not judging anyone
i wouldnt take too many of those offers at the same time thou -0-
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United States3824 Posts
Reasonable short term solution. Horrible long term solution.
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Solutions to all serious problems in life:
1) ask friend/room-mate, because they are so experienced and weathered in all sorts of serious issues
2) ask TL
How about asking your doctor instead...?
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Don't do it, why would they offer so much money for a task that anyone can do?
Got to have all sorts of negative effects...
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Do it so we can see what happens to you later. ^^
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iNcontroL
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hey tl.net
I quit my job so I need money cause rent/stuff costs money.
I don't want to cut my long hair.
I am bad at being around people.
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
I spent my money on a DS and being lazy
Should I take experimental medication for 2k? That is like 2 months of rent/living.. maybe the years I shave off my worthless life will be a good thing?
Hmm when I recap it like that I feel that you should really pursue taking these drugs. Whats the worst that could happen? You don't die.
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That 2k will be gone in a second then what will you do? Get a haircut, get a job.
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Physician
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On March 16 2009 11:30 lesser_good wrote:
what do you guys think.
Since you asked - I think you are 13 years old, + Show Spoiler + and you've made all this up ; )
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Physician
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btw what was the name of the medication, what channel did you see it on? ; )
sorry to put u on the spot
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Or that 2k will be spent on Hospital bills after you find out the medication was harmful.
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There was a House episode where the guy kept getting fucked up visions and some sort of waste in his stomach as well as ulcers because of the combination of prototype meds he takes. No imo.
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Lol @ OP.
Do it. Then write a blog about the results and post pictures showing how you are spending the cash.
On March 16 2009 11:45 HnR)Insane wrote:
Do you have self-diagnosed Asperger's too?
God damn.. self-diagnosed Asperger's is like an epidemic among retards these days.
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Read title
read this->
i quit my job cus im a dumb ass
laughed
and stopped reading
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On March 16 2009 11:43 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job. wasnt an option sorry
lol what?
ok, what are you going to do after the 2k runs out?
by the way, how long is 'long'. is it like past shoulder or what?
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On March 16 2009 11:43 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job. wasnt an option sorry
LOL
Cut your hair you look like shit, no one likes it and when you cut it off you will realize how terrible it is. Trust me, I've been there. It's not worth not working for you idiot. You are worse than those girls who dress all slutty to get attention, you think that the way you look is some sort of divine expression of self (which in your case makes your self seem kind of trashy dirty and unlikeable), and that conforming to job standards (note: jobs are more necessary to life than your hair and you clearly don't have any sort of degree to justify you having any sort of choice in this matter since only college-going people have privileged jobs where they can dress like whatever the fuck they want because they are not cooking shit food for customers and they are not trying to look acceptable for customers) is a breech of some law.
You either really are retarded or just socially retarded, I hope I burst your bubble so you can go to a barber get a haircut and get on with your normal life.
If you really care you can work at some trashy store where they don't care about appearances, like some sort of thrift shop or something.
Good luck in the future LOL.
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actually some guys with long hair look hot.
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On March 17 2009 00:41 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 11:43 lesser_good wrote:On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job. wasnt an option sorry LOL Cut your hair you look like shit, no one likes it and when you cut it off you will realize how terrible it is. Trust me, I've been there. It's not worth not working for you idiot. You are worse than those girls who dress all slutty to get attention, you think that the way you look is some sort of divine expression of self (which in your case makes your self seem kind of trashy dirty and unlikeable), and that conforming to job standards (note: jobs are more necessary to life than your hair and you clearly don't have any sort of degree to justify you having any sort of choice in this matter since only college-going people have privileged jobs where they can dress like whatever the fuck they want because they are not cooking shit food for customers and they are not trying to look acceptable for customers) is a breech of some law. You either really are retarded or just socially retarded, I hope I burst your bubble so you can go to a barber get a haircut and get on with your normal life. If you really care you can work at some trashy store where they don't care about appearances, like some sort of thrift shop or something. Good luck in the future LOL.
lol ouch... I want to keep my hair cus i like it, ive gotten use to it i think i look stupid without it, im not a narcissistic bastard. I rather not have to cut my hair that's what i really meant. If things go on like this i wont have a choice.
On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hey tl.net
I quit my job so I need money cause rent/stuff costs money.
I don't want to cut my long hair.
I am bad at being around people.
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
I spent my money on a DS and being lazy
Should I take experimental medication for 2k? That is like 2 months of rent/living.. maybe the years I shave off my worthless life will be a good thing?
Hmm when I recap it like that I feel that you should really pursue taking these drugs. Whats the worst that could happen? You don't die.
What? o.O im a pussy cus i don't want to get myself killed/ end up in a situation where i have to kill people. and whats that about Canadian army... are you stupid or something. Canada has fought alongside America in many major wars. Just cus canada isnt as trigger happy as united states dosent mean we are pussys.
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On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job.
Truth.
The aircut is the easiest thing.
Anyway it is >>>>>>>> than the army. Being a soldier must be really painful if you are a lazy and antisocial guy 
So get an haircut and then people will have a better opinion on you at least.
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well, I guess it depends what kind of job you're looking for, but I don't see how long hair is really gonna hurt you for finding one. tie it back so it looks decent if it's really long, dress nice for your interview and smile and you might even find a job. I have long hair and I work as a baker, and I hate customers so much, but I never have to talk to them.
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On March 17 2009 02:55 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On March 17 2009 00:41 fanatacist wrote:On March 16 2009 11:43 lesser_good wrote:On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job. wasnt an option sorry LOL Cut your hair you look like shit, no one likes it and when you cut it off you will realize how terrible it is. Trust me, I've been there. It's not worth not working for you idiot. You are worse than those girls who dress all slutty to get attention, you think that the way you look is some sort of divine expression of self (which in your case makes your self seem kind of trashy dirty and unlikeable), and that conforming to job standards (note: jobs are more necessary to life than your hair and you clearly don't have any sort of degree to justify you having any sort of choice in this matter since only college-going people have privileged jobs where they can dress like whatever the fuck they want because they are not cooking shit food for customers and they are not trying to look acceptable for customers) is a breech of some law. You either really are retarded or just socially retarded, I hope I burst your bubble so you can go to a barber get a haircut and get on with your normal life. If you really care you can work at some trashy store where they don't care about appearances, like some sort of thrift shop or something. Good luck in the future LOL. lol ouch... I want to keep my hair cus i like it, ive gotten use to it i think i look stupid without it, im not a narcissistic bastard. I rather not have to cut my hair that's what i really meant. If things go on like this i wont have a choice. Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hey tl.net
I quit my job so I need money cause rent/stuff costs money.
I don't want to cut my long hair.
I am bad at being around people.
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
I spent my money on a DS and being lazy
Should I take experimental medication for 2k? That is like 2 months of rent/living.. maybe the years I shave off my worthless life will be a good thing?
Hmm when I recap it like that I feel that you should really pursue taking these drugs. Whats the worst that could happen? You don't die. What? o.O im a pussy cus i don't want to get myself killed/ end up in a situation where i have to kill people. and whats that about Canadian army... are you stupid or something. Canada has fought alongside America in many major wars. Just cus canada isnt as trigger happy as united states dosent mean we are pussys.
Like I said, I have been where you are right now, and you are wrong. You are just used to it. It's not that it is actually good. I will be blunt with you, it isn't. Cut it off and if you hate yourself then grow it out again, and be broke as fuck again since your hair is more important than survival.
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On March 17 2009 02:55 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hey tl.net
I quit my job so I need money cause rent/stuff costs money.
I don't want to cut my long hair.
I am bad at being around people.
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
I spent my money on a DS and being lazy
Should I take experimental medication for 2k? That is like 2 months of rent/living.. maybe the years I shave off my worthless life will be a good thing?
Hmm when I recap it like that I feel that you should really pursue taking these drugs. Whats the worst that could happen? You don't die. What? o.O im a pussy cus i don't want to get myself killed/ end up in a situation where i have to kill people. and whats that about Canadian army... are you stupid or something. Canada has fought alongside America in many major wars. Just cus canada isnt as trigger happy as united states dosent mean we are pussys.
I think he's saying you're too much of a pussy to be in the Canadian army. They're pretty bad ass.
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On March 17 2009 03:56 Durak wrote:Show nested quote +On March 17 2009 02:55 lesser_good wrote:On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hey tl.net
I quit my job so I need money cause rent/stuff costs money.
I don't want to cut my long hair.
I am bad at being around people.
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
I spent my money on a DS and being lazy
Should I take experimental medication for 2k? That is like 2 months of rent/living.. maybe the years I shave off my worthless life will be a good thing?
Hmm when I recap it like that I feel that you should really pursue taking these drugs. Whats the worst that could happen? You don't die. What? o.O im a pussy cus i don't want to get myself killed/ end up in a situation where i have to kill people. and whats that about Canadian army... are you stupid or something. Canada has fought alongside America in many major wars. Just cus canada isnt as trigger happy as united states dosent mean we are pussys. I think he's saying you're too much of a pussy to be in the Canadian army. They're pretty bad ass.
yeah tahts what he was saying but he put emphasis on Canadian, as if saying its not a 'real' army
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On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy
Sorry inc, but this is pretty retarted even in a troll post.
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op this is something I hear quite a lot and really don't understand, what do you mean when you say you're antisocial?
edit: like, do you genuinely hate being around people, or are you just shy?
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On March 17 2009 04:18 Orome wrote:
op this is something I hear quite a lot and really don't understand, what do you mean when you say you're antisocial?
edit: like, do you genuinely hate being around people, or are you just shy?
well in my previous job i had to talk with lots of clients and what not. The only thing i learned from working there is that alot of people are fucking stupid. I found myself dreading to go to work because of the stupid shit i had to put up with. Its hard to be polite to some one who isint with you. So i was suppressing allot of anger and so on....
I don't mind being around people i know or a work 'team' (i don't know if u understand what i mean by that). I just don't want to have to deal with the general public.
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Sounds like you're just a lazy piece of shit who should get up, go search and stop bitching. One giant drain on society. Thank god it's not in my country! We've got enough free loaders here.
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wait if you're going to join the army don't you have to shave your head or some shit? why not just do that anyway and get a job now
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On March 17 2009 04:40 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On March 17 2009 04:18 Orome wrote:
op this is something I hear quite a lot and really don't understand, what do you mean when you say you're antisocial?
edit: like, do you genuinely hate being around people, or are you just shy? well in my previous job i had to talk with lots of clients and what not. The only thing i learned from working there is that alot of people are fucking stupid. I found myself dreading to go to work because of the stupid shit i had to put up with. Its hard to be polite to some one who isint with you. So i was suppressing allot of anger and so on.... I don't mind being around people i know or a work 'team' (i don't know if u understand what i mean by that). I just don't want to have to deal with the general public.
Are you genuinely retarded? Just start your next response with the words YES or NO so I can know whether to laugh or laugh harder.
Everyone with above-average intelligence thinks that the public is retarded. Even stupid people think others are stupid. Which one of these two groups you fall in to, I don't know, but depending on the answer to the first question I think I will find out soon. Suck it up and deal with it.
No one really like working with customers who just want their fucking coffee and will give you all sorts of shit if you fuck up, take too long, etc. They are also mostly stupid or stupid-looking or both. This is life, get on with it. Just because you are surrounded by what you think are idiots doesn't mean that you can't work there and serve them whatever the fuck you serve them. You're letting the idiots win. If you were in a zombie apocalypse movie you'd be that loser that runs inside his house, locks the doors and slowly starves to death because he doesn't have enough balls (or in this case patience/sense of priority/mental aptitude) to go outside and start lighting them on fire.
When you grow up, if you don't die, you will look back at this period in your life and you will regret it. And if you don't, you should see a psychiatrist. In either case, you can always go back to this blog and see that I told you so.
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iNcontroL
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On March 17 2009 04:16 Orome wrote:Show nested quote +On March 16 2009 17:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I don't want to join the canadian army cause im a pussy Sorry inc, but this is pretty retarted even in a troll post.
sorry orome, you apparently aren't up-to-date on the kind of jokes americans sling at canadians..
Nothing here is actually based on fact mind you. We don't think they are literally a hat, or that they all speak french. But we will surely tease them about these things. No worries though bro I'm sure you knew something about it.
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geeez guys enough with the hate :,(. I just wanted to know if i should take the test or not. I wasn't asking for life advice from TLs lead 'psychologists'. and wtf Fanatacist, im just answering a fucking question, who do you think you are jesus christ, and when a zombie apocalypse happens why the hell would i hide away in my house when this gives me a good reason to behead those fucking idiots. And Hawk im NOT A FUCKING FREELOADER YOU FUCKING MORON IM LOOKING FOR WORK NOT REFUSING TO DO IT.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
if you were just asking about the testing then you wouldn't have included all that stupid bs that lead up to you considering this shit in the first place.
Sorry that we here at tl. net don't look the other direction when a guy shits on himself and rolls around in it.
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On March 17 2009 06:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
if you were just asking about the testing then you wouldn't have included all that stupid bs that lead up to you considering this shit in the first place.
Sorry that we here at tl. net don't look the other direction when a guy shits on himself and rolls around in it.
just back story, and you guys are exaggerating like hell, you guys are talking like im a fucking redneck slob, lol all i want is a bit of money for a stupid 30$ bill i thought was payed and spending money. IM not sitting on my ass all day im looking for another job. So dont fucking categorize me as another fucking leach of society.
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cut ur hair man it'll look better
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I would definitely do it. Drugs that are approved for human trials aren't going to be the sort that really badly fuck you up. If you're not on any other drugs, it's unlikely that a month long (or however) course of a single drug is going to permanently / negatively impact your health (give your cancer or anything like that).
It's obvious that the pay is good due to risk, but moreover due to perception of risk. People think testing a new drug is super dangerous, so they have to pay well to get any volunteers at all.
I would do that study myself, if I could fit it around my job.
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On March 16 2009 11:42 HnR)Insane wrote:
Get a haircut, stop being so antisocial, and get a fucking job.
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real life tip:
go on craigslist. at least once every 2-3 days there is an ad for sperm donation. you may donate once a week for quite a large sum of money (a hundred?). go to different banks and donate every day.
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On March 17 2009 06:34 lesser_good wrote:
geeez guys enough with the hate :,(. I just wanted to know if i should take the test or not. I wasn't asking for life advice from TLs lead 'psychologists'. and wtf Fanatacist, im just answering a fucking question, who do you think you are jesus christ, and when a zombie apocalypse happens why the hell would i hide away in my house when this gives me a good reason to behead those fucking idiots. And Hawk im NOT A FUCKING FREELOADER YOU FUCKING MORON IM LOOKING FOR WORK NOT REFUSING TO DO IT.
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so first im a freeloader and now im a emo XD. (wuts the blue shiz in my hair) im quite flattered you took the time :D
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fuk ppl telling u to cut your hair.
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Wow this is such a perfect example of how to scare your kids into staying in school.
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