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TunA's continuation of the Raithed series!
Note: I'm bored so I decided to pick up where TunA left off. I don't think it will be as original or entertaining but meh. In your responses, state whether or not you want to do the next chapter, and I will choose someone.
Chapter 10
You feel the adrenalin rushing through your body as you have rid the world of Raithed. You feel like a hero. You want to shout the news at the top of your lungs. "FUCK THE BAN MOVEMENT, I KILLED RAITHED!" You realize that you can't shout, who knows if there are other terrible posters in this corridor, waiting to grasp onto you for help? You are instantly reminded of HamerD, Shiverfish, chibi, stimey... You have to get the fuck out of here. You have to return to civilization to tell everyone about your conquests.
Can this event really go on without a celebration? No, you decide. This needs a fucking funeral pyre. Even if I have to spend 2 hours lighting this corpse on fire, I will find a way to do it. You have decided that you will set off this funeral pyre at any cost.
Before you begin the process, you calm yourself to realize that maybe getting rid of anything Raithed might have in his possession so quickly is not a good idea. You loot his body. You find:
1. Two chopsticks.
2. Soy sauce.
3. His glasses.
4. An anal vibrator, no batteries.
You start ripping pieces of Raithed's clothing to create a burning material to start the fire. You use knife to get some slivers of wood off the rifle and chopsticks so that the cloth and body lights easier. You take your bullets, use one of your knives to pop off the casing to expose a little gun powder. You lay this in a very ornate fashion around his body. You begin to strike your knife against the wall as hard as you can, hoping to produce a spark. You are Robinson Crusoe, wasting your scant resources for a symbolic cause.
Success! Somehow a spark landed on the gunpowder and the flames rose over the slivers and cloth and started climbing to Raithed's body.
The fire lights the area dimly as the flames start to slowly eat Raithed's body, using the fat as a candle that will last a few hours at least. Your current possessions:
- 6 ID Cards
- A rifle (with a slightly smaller butt)
- A handgun, with 2 bullets.
- 2 knives, one slightly dull.
- 2 chopsticks with slivers.
- Soy sauce (1 packet).
- A pair of glasses.
- An anal vibrator with no battery.
You look further down the hallway - it still looks as eerie as ever. You prepare for your next task.
Poll: What do you want to do?
(Vote): Cut off Raithed's arm and use it as a torch.
(Vote): Explore Raithed's anus - if his vibrator isn't there, what is?
(Vote): Wield the loaded gun and a knife and begin to walk down the hallway.
(Vote): Sit and watch the campfire, contemplating your posting habits.
(Vote): Start eating Raithed; cutt off a piece of meat, roast, dip in soy sauce.
EDIT: Voting ends March 11th, 10 AM KST (March 10th, 9 PM EST).
EDIT 2: VOTING IS OVER.
With 17 votes to eating Raithed, that will be in the next chapter, coming tonight!!
 
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hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahah so extreme
edit: i almost forgot that you were an MSpaint master
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Baa?21244 Posts
Start eating Raithed; cutt off a piece of meat, roast, dip in soy sauce.
I have to start living up to my carnivorous status sometime.
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On March 09 2009 08:30 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahah so extreme
edit: i almost forgot that you were an MSpaint master
Lol.
I am in a rush because my girlfriend is bitching that she wants to eat, I would do a more epic painting but no time ):
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LOL the story just keeps getting better
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rofl, exploring raithed's anus... why would you do that
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Laos5494 Posts
I'm gonna be serious now. I want a fuckin boss battle. Like make Chill the damn zombie hivemind thing
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Laos5494 Posts
So we can send micronesia and some other kid to clean him up
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On March 09 2009 10:15 SayaSP wrote:
I'm gonna be serious now. I want a fuckin boss battle. Like make Chill the damn zombie hivemind thing
Saya, you want to do the next issue?
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United States24773 Posts
On March 09 2009 10:15 SayaSP wrote:
So we can send micronesia and some other kid to clean him up
lol 'some other kid'
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USA29055 Posts
roflflflfl
I checked the last one he did of these and it had 11 replies.. roffl
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you cant eat humans. The body cant digest it.. ~_~.. -sigh- basically youll get very sick haha.
Continue on down the hall way.
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On March 09 2009 12:34 ZeeTemplar wrote:
you cant eat humans. The body cant digest it.. ~_~.. -sigh- basically youll get very sick haha.
Continue on down the hall way.
Cannibals prove you wrong. The only part of the human that there should be problems with is the brain and that is because of the neurotoxins, they make us insane. However, could that be an interesting twist to the story...?
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Oh god this stuff is too good
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If Saya isn't up for doing the next chapter, anyone up for it?
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Baa?21244 Posts
On March 09 2009 12:34 ZeeTemplar wrote:
you cant eat humans. The body cant digest it..
You're thinking of plants mate.
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On March 09 2009 10:37 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On March 09 2009 10:15 SayaSP wrote:
I'm gonna be serious now. I want a fuckin boss battle. Like make Chill the damn zombie hivemind thing Saya, you want to do the next issue?
do it.
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On March 09 2009 15:07 Scooter wrote:Show nested quote +On March 09 2009 10:37 fanatacist wrote:On March 09 2009 10:15 SayaSP wrote:
I'm gonna be serious now. I want a fuckin boss battle. Like make Chill the damn zombie hivemind thing Saya, you want to do the next issue? do it.
I can do it too, I was just thinking of passing it on [: Saya seems like a prime candidate.
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Looks like Raithed is pretty hated and tasty at the same time 
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isnt micronesia a professor/teacher or smth?
haha
very entertaining, btw
one of the best imho
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wait seriously why is the 2nd most popular choice to explore raithed's anus?
is there something about the tl population that i should know about?
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I honestly thought the torch would be a clear 50% favorite, ~30% choosing to wield both weapons, and the rest divided among the lesser more pointless choices lol...
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On March 10 2009 17:14 fanatacist wrote:
I honestly thought the torch would be a clear 50% favorite, ~30% choosing to wield both weapons, and the rest divided among the lesser more pointless choices lol...
we hunger for meat.
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i was hungry when i voted yeah
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VOTING CLOSED.
Since no one stepped up to write the next part, I guess I will, and will offer the torch (lol) to someone else again.
Coming tonight!!
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Your write-up was not bad at all fanatacist, gj.  Looking forward to your next chapter.
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Netherlands19138 Posts
Hahaha sick blog, no cure plix.
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The story just got a lot better. It was boring and drawn out before. Now there are interesting entertaining poll options. Nice work SotT and fanatacist.
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I havn't been paying attention to this since he got banned I guess and god damn am I disappointed by these garbage 9 and 10~~~
Bring back the real storyyyy 
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