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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 08:50:30
March 08 2009 07:32 GMT
#1
Back to Raithed's Chapters

EDITOR'S NOTE: Raithed has been temp-banned for a week, so I have personally taken up the task of continuing his story. While my writing may not have Raithed's flair and shrewd usage of tense-changing, word-omitting, and grammar-destroying post-post-postmodernist techniques, I hope it will suffice for this week.

Chapter Nine


Upon realizing the presence of an unknown hand upon your leg you elect to quickly identify it's owner. Upon closer inspection, it is David Yan, AKA Raithed, barely alive. His face is badly mutilated, his body is covered in blood, and his eyes bug out in desperation and agony.

Help... me... I... am I going to die?

Your pity for Raithed's condition is quickly interrupted as a putrid stench reaches your nostrils. You reflexively vomit all over him, and he screams as the hydrochloric acid from your stomach washes over his numerous wounds.

Upon recovering from the exhausting task of exhaustively evacuating the upper half of your digestive system, you inwardly contemplate, did he shit his pants?

A quick scan over the lower region of his body confirms your worst fears.

GODDAMN, KID, you scream out. You instinctively grab your handgun, and point it at him. NOOOOOOOOOOO, he violently pleads, as he hugs your legs with his vomit-covered arms. You silently agree with his sentiment... after all, you only have three bullets left, and using one or two on an unarmed, unthreatening cripple would be unwise, to say the least. Remembering that you have a blunt weapon, you grab your rifle and forcefully ram the butt against Raithed's skull. The effect of this remedy is immediate; Raithed releases your unfortunate legs, and is now writhing upon the ground. A few more liberally-applied rifle butts to the skull render his body immobile, and his face unrecognizable.

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You take a few back steps from the grotesque scene and involuntarily shudder. With a few deep breaths to collect yourself, you contemplate whether staying in this hallway is such a great idea.

[image loading]

Poll: What do you want to do?
(Vote): Continue looting in this corridor.
(Vote): Quickly leave, and continue on your quest to find a way off the station.
(Vote): Find some way to incinerate Raithed's putrid corpse.

Voting ends when Raithed is unbanned.

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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 08 2009 07:34 GMT
#2
So, boss battle soon?
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 07:38:01
March 08 2009 07:37 GMT
#3
whoops quoted instead of edited
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 08 2009 07:38 GMT
#4
Fire makes everything better.
Moderator<:3-/-<
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
March 08 2009 07:40 GMT
#5
hairspray, lighter, hose imo
Hates Fun🤔
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
March 08 2009 07:40 GMT
#6
SotT how do i join the initiative?
Hates Fun🤔
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 07:44:15
March 08 2009 07:41 GMT
#7
On March 08 2009 16:40 paper wrote:
SotT how do i join the initiative?

just put "member of the ban raithed initiative" in your sig or profile i guess...

but don't derail this thread, this is about continuing raithed's amazing choose-your-own-adventure story
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 08 2009 07:44 GMT
#8
hahahahaha
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 08 2009 07:45 GMT
#9
There's no option for "Start a rave and party like fuck"?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
March 08 2009 07:46 GMT
#10
haha
Spirit does not fuck around with hating people.
what are the odds Raithed is reading this right now?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 08 2009 07:46 GMT
#11
[image loading]
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 08 2009 07:52 GMT
#12
On March 08 2009 16:46 anderoo wrote:
haha
Spirit does not fuck around with hating people.
what are the odds Raithed is reading this right now?

I'd say 100% barring unnatural circumstances.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
March 08 2009 07:59 GMT
#13
Wow! It's just awesome that is started with " Who would win 1v1 RvR...?" then getting ass whopped by SotT through arguments, and derailing the "Ask me about Artosis" then Raithed's name being uncovered to being buried and zombiefied...

Superb!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
March 08 2009 08:13 GMT
#14
5/5, will read again.
TranslatorBaa!
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 08 2009 08:21 GMT
#15
5/5 best chapter yet
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 08 2009 08:21 GMT
#16
i really like the new writer of this blog, much more interesting than raithed.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
March 08 2009 08:29 GMT
#17
I am pleasantly surprised.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
March 08 2009 08:41 GMT
#18
Can't go wrong with burning things.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 08 2009 08:43 GMT
#19
Where is the illustration? What am i supposed to do without an illustration?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 08:53:04
March 08 2009 08:45 GMT
#20
On March 08 2009 17:43 Fontong wrote:
Where is the illustration? What am i supposed to do without an illustration?

sorry, i'm not as good an artist as raithed

i'll get one up in a second though

edit: up

i borrowed a bit from one of raithed's illustrations but i'm sure he won't mind
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