EPTOn March 04 2009 18:59 Biff The Understudy wrote:
That's gold.
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On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Fear not sir for I am here!
Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:
Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona
Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.
I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"
HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?
Fear not sir for I am here!
Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:
Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona
Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.
I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"
HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.
That's gold.
Wrong, that's Legendary! :D
