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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 14:10:36
February 23 2009 18:54 GMT
#1


***
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
February 23 2009 18:58 GMT
#2
I, for one, facepalmed.
We make signature, then defense it.
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
February 23 2009 19:01 GMT
#3
Oh, poor you! This sounds like a really serious problem.
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
February 23 2009 19:02 GMT
#4
What the hell is wrong with you? - -
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 23 2009 19:03 GMT
#5
build up your tolerance.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
February 23 2009 19:04 GMT
#6
lol
Dante08
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Singapore4126 Posts
February 23 2009 19:11 GMT
#7
ROFL AWESOME BLOG!!! laughing like mad :D
megastarcraft20
Profile Joined September 2008
United States74 Posts
February 23 2009 19:15 GMT
#8
I don't think I would have the heart to tell her that I couldn't have sex as much as she can. goodluck ;s
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 23 2009 19:17 GMT
#9
flips are horny as fuxxxx and full of drama

this is from my experience at a hs with 18718927312893 flips : )
Hates Fun🤔
blapsd
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
England121 Posts
February 23 2009 19:19 GMT
#10
buy her a dildo

or tell her you wanna use sex toys together. Then let the sex toys do most of the work when u cant handle it.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
February 23 2009 19:20 GMT
#11
On February 24 2009 04:11 Dante08 wrote:
ROFL AWESOME BLOG!!! laughing like mad :D


Lol I had to hold back the laughter in class, such a good blog. Maybe you can just tell her that you cannot physiologically take it. She can't blame you there.
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
February 23 2009 19:22 GMT
#12
lol i don't know if this is a joke or not

either way, i'm not attracted to fillipinos so i pity you
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 23 2009 19:25 GMT
#13
jesus christ

i have to read it again to believe it

lets all hide in fear and wait for Rekrul!
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
February 23 2009 19:26 GMT
#14
Is this like a sudden change in her or something?

Anyway.. before i can explain my point more thoroughly im gonna need pics.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 23 2009 19:30 GMT
#15
and preferably a video, so we can judge her actions better
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
February 23 2009 19:30 GMT
#16
luck you. just be a man.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15324 Posts
February 23 2009 19:30 GMT
#17
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
February 23 2009 19:31 GMT
#18
rofl

5/5 would read again
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
gEzUS
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada371 Posts
February 23 2009 19:40 GMT
#19
i second that i want to see her
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 23 2009 19:41 GMT
#20
loooolllllll
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 23 2009 19:42 GMT
#21
wait a sec, when u shit, does ur dick dip into the water?
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
February 23 2009 19:43 GMT
#22
You should share her with us
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 23 2009 19:44 GMT
#23
use your fingers or mouth.. or *gasp* buy a dildo.

and yes we all think you are weak and don`t deserve what you have
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
February 23 2009 19:46 GMT
#24
On February 24 2009 04:30 minus_human wrote:
and preferably a video, so we can judge her actions better


THIS^^

no really we need pics to judge.

attempt to help (without pics):

On February 24 2009 04:19 blapsd wrote:
buy her a dildo

or tell her you wanna use sex toys together. Then let the sex toys do most of the work when u cant handle it.


This works for me quite well to.
Vibrator is always there if i dont want sex sometimes :O

She's happy :D
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JinSin
Profile Joined January 2009
United States83 Posts
February 23 2009 19:49 GMT
#25
Disgrace to all males. Facepalm*
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 19:55:05
February 23 2009 19:49 GMT
#26
Use your fingers, use your mouth.

Also, I don't think sex should take an hour.

Edit: In fact I'm sure it shouldn't. Even if you're bone dry it shouldn't take an hour.
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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
February 23 2009 19:53 GMT
#27
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SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 23 2009 19:54 GMT
#28
break up lolz
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 19:56 GMT
#29
lol funny but i dont think viagra would help since i can still get it up and last. and guys obviously im using my mouth and my fingers too mostly in foreplay but shes likes the penis!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
February 23 2009 19:56 GMT
#30
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 23 2009 19:57 GMT
#31
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote:
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.


I have never heard of this working. I admire your willingness to step outside of the box to point out such a radical technique.

Strange problem imo. Listen to Chill.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 19:58:54
February 23 2009 19:58 GMT
#32
Leave computer on with this thread up?

Add a bunch of "I love this girl very very very much" lines so she doesn't take it the wrong way.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
February 23 2009 20:00 GMT
#33
Lolol that's really quite funny. Get her into sm or something, you can have great sex without actually having to fuck her, You can even use it as some sort of reward :p (within the game obv)
Viagra was a funny idea too
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 20:01 GMT
#34
sorry guys but im not going to just post her pics on here! those of you who are my friends already seen some pics of her on my facebook anyways
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
February 23 2009 20:01 GMT
#35
Lol, what a blog!

It's not always about pleasing the lady, dude. Tell her you don't feel like it, make her understand we can't be up and horny all the fucking time. If she can't understand, it's her problem. Of course it's cool that you want to please her, and you should if she's so cool, but put your own needs and desires first, or you'll end up miserable.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
February 23 2009 20:04 GMT
#36
ps did about think about that dog thread? lolololol
Moderator
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 23 2009 20:05 GMT
#37
On February 24 2009 04:25 minus_human wrote:
jesus christ

i have to read it again to believe it

lets all hide in fear and wait for Rekrul!



yeah, i'm waiting too.

: )
bludragen88
Profile Joined August 2008
United States527 Posts
February 23 2009 20:07 GMT
#38
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote:
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.


I vote that Chill take over blogs as well as the strat forum. Clearly he is the master of both realms!
Slightly more on topic, this could totally be a serious problem... I had the same problem with a girl before. And Chill is right... talking does wonders!
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
February 23 2009 20:09 GMT
#39
On February 24 2009 04:54 Racenilatr wrote:
break up lolz


i friend of mine was in a relationship like this, where it became nothing more then sex. This is how he delt with it.Cause talking doesnt always work, although its the best way
Dwell
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
February 23 2009 20:10 GMT
#40
satisfy her. or maybe one day you'll come back and find her with your dog... >_o

sorry had to haha couldn't resist
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
February 23 2009 20:11 GMT
#41
my god, what a harsh life and the trials you go through
it is strikingly difficult to be more sarcastic without pix/movies or at least claymation / printable flip-book pictures in pdf format portraying said problem in a graphic and arousing fashion
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 23 2009 20:11 GMT
#42
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15324 Posts
February 23 2009 20:12 GMT
#43
Foooooound it:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261

One should make a gallery of those threads.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
February 23 2009 20:14 GMT
#44
Damn Incontrol, I love you
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 23 2009 20:16 GMT
#45
I've got it!

Why don't you leave this blog open on our compy and when she goes to check her email she will be like "What the fuck dude?" and then you can have a break from sex because she will be mad at you.
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
February 23 2009 20:19 GMT
#46
Well tell her that you read somewhere @ internet about research where too much sex can cause cancer to your penis and you are worried about that you are having too much of it.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 23 2009 20:20 GMT
#47
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.


That was a fucking great post=)
Haha but but please... Fucking please don't tell me someone made a thread saying "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"... I mean the dip into water was just wtf gtfo because it was just stupid, but "my girl thinks im to big" is not only really stupid but also really pathetic step2.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
February 23 2009 20:23 GMT
#48
get a strapon
hello there
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 23 2009 20:25 GMT
#49
I'll definitely take some of her energy out of her.

But show me pics first.
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 23 2009 20:25 GMT
#50
Oh wait just buy her a vibrator, and you'll become completely obsolete.
RIP Aaliyah
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
February 23 2009 20:27 GMT
#51
this is the weirdest blog ever. Like..

I can't believe, a guy is complaning about "too much sex". wtf.

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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 20:35 GMT
#52
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.


lol
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
February 23 2009 20:39 GMT
#53
IMO incontrol just won this thread
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 20:40 GMT
#54
On February 24 2009 05:10 pyrogenetix wrote:
satisfy her. or maybe one day you'll come back and find her with your dog... >_o

sorry had to haha couldn't resist


oh god i guess ill have to just suck it up for sake of my poor puppy!
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
February 23 2009 20:41 GMT
#55
ROFL
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 23 2009 20:44 GMT
#56
OMG hahahhaa you are so lucky
Skyze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada2324 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 20:46:41
February 23 2009 20:45 GMT
#57
I see this as a legitiment situation.. Ive almost been in the same once, cept I eventually dumped the girl for other reasons

But umm. My advice.. Learn to lick good. and just satisfy her as much as you can. If she tries to grab you or anything, just say that mr happy is out of juice.. and be upfront, say altho you want to, you are too sore and its too much right now.. Be perfectly clear about a mans limitation in that action, and make sure she knows its not her fault, or whatever.

Of course, for that to work and for her not to dump you to goto another guy who can keep up, you have to make sure you can pleasure her really well without your friend. That takes practice/time and most guys dont really seem to know what they are doing.. so you'll have to just do lots of reading and ask advice from female friends. and practice I guess.
Canada Gaming ~~ The-Feared
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
February 23 2009 20:51 GMT
#58
Thank you Inc for making this thread even more hilarious :D
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
February 23 2009 20:53 GMT
#59
imo you should break it off before she gets bored of you and fucks someone else
manner
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
February 23 2009 20:55 GMT
#60
Just tell her you cannot do it too often, idiot.

Getting a psychological sex stigma is surely a better way.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
February 23 2009 20:57 GMT
#61
Btw, someone help me, I know english so well that I cannot understand americans.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 23 2009 21:03 GMT
#62
./brag
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
stalife
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1222 Posts
February 23 2009 21:15 GMT
#63
sex her so much that she can't handle it anymore. girls should be feeling very sore the day of rough sex for several hours. if she isnt feeling sore... maybe that suggests something
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Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
February 23 2009 21:16 GMT
#64
Try faking premature ejaculation.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 21:20:49
February 23 2009 21:18 GMT
#65
BUY a DILDO and LEARN to use your TONGUE and FINGERS . and also you know one of those VIBRATING SEX TOYS.
moshi moshi~
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
February 23 2009 21:19 GMT
#66
Put it in her butt.

Then we'll see how eager she is
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 23 2009 21:20 GMT
#67
Inc prettymuch covered it.

These threads are so lame... I cannot stand TL members who consistently feel the need to be Joe Cool, in this way, and by 'bullying' and putting other members down. (Those who don't have it coming, anyway.) Sadly this is like 30+% of TL. It's a good thing the other 70% is awesome, otherwise I'd go back to being a lurker.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
LaLaBye
Profile Joined February 2009
United States90 Posts
February 23 2009 21:24 GMT
#68
Wow, people blog these kinds of things? And on a site that covers StarCraft? TL community always amazes me
What do you mean the LOSER has to say GG?
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
February 23 2009 21:29 GMT
#69
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.


gg no re...
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
February 23 2009 21:35 GMT
#70
+ Show Spoiler +
Im at home browsing tl.net getting horny watching vods of f91 raping the shit out of Idra

At least I can relate to that!
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 23 2009 21:36 GMT
#71
As hard as it is to believe, this isn't THAT uncommon of a problem. Assuming what he has written is true, I don't think he's bragging. Ever tried to have sex three times in a row when you are dead tired? Trust me, at a certain point it loses the fun and you just can't anymore. It's happened to me a couple times. Anyone who doesn't understand this has, sadly, not been in many sexual situations. But go ahead, make fun of him with LOL NO GUY EVER HAS THAT PROBLEM kind of posts, it just shows your sexual naivety.

As for advice to the OP, your best bet is to get some sex toys to take the pressure off your own anatomy. It's a win-win situation: she's happy, and you can recover.
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2384 Posts
February 23 2009 21:40 GMT
#72
Such fail in the replies, and fail in the OP.

OP: What, do you have no recovery time? The way you describe it all sounds like you are talking out your ass. Anyways, she probably sees sex as the only way she can get your attention to the degree she wants, meaning she's either really needy or you are being too distant, or both.

Replies: The grass is always greener. You get a lot of sex, all with the same girl, and it's hard to make that keep it's magic. What do you think happens in most long term relationships?

Imagine if a guy came here and made a post complaining that his superhot girlfriend always only wanted to play starcraft with him. A bunch of people would be all like "awesome, oh you're so lucky", and yet there he is getting no sex and missing out on a bunch of other relationship things. The OP's situation really isn't so different, don't try to pretend that you, or males in general, truly only want sex from this world. Even if that was true, as soon as you start getting sex, the mind opens up more things that you want.
The original Bogus fan.
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
February 23 2009 21:44 GMT
#73
Boohoo you pussy,

Suck it up.
We see things they'll never see
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
February 23 2009 21:55 GMT
#74
lol jimminy, just ask your friends next time, you should realize TL would of been assholes about this.
Also incontrol, way too forced lmao. It is an actual problem when you have too much sex, me and my girlfriend on the times where we get a good 4-5 hours together will have sex like 4-5 times.

Jimminy, I admit your stamina is impressive <3 then again when I use condoms I can last that long, it just doesn't feel as good for me. For all the people shamelessly hating on him, it is an actual problem, for a more easy to relate to situation for most of us, have you ever masturbated so many times that you couldn't do it because it hurt? I know I can't be the only one who got bored one day and tried to set his own personal masturbation record, after the 5th time it feels forced and not even as enjoyable, after the 6th I had friction burn and it just hurt to touch my dick.

Its the same with sex, if you do it too much it will start to hurt, the more of I have sex the more sensitive my dick gets, it takes time to recover but it normally can do it pretty fast. I know however that there is a breaking point, I have never reached it with my girlfriend though, but I am sure I will eventually, she just always wants sex. I don't claim it to be a problem for me, but I don't pretend it isn't a very possible situation. Due to other situations I rarely gets like an entire day alone with my girlfriend, or I am sure I would hit that prick wall of dickhurt. But since I don't ever really get that day, I don't find myself stressed about it.

Jimmy, my advice is just talk to her about it and get her some toys, if you really can't bear it anymore. Also maybe spooning or something in between sex? Its a good way to wind down after sex, and gives you some nice rest time.

and to everyone else, I have seen his girlfriend, shes pretty cute. This isn't a fake problem.
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b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 23 2009 21:59 GMT
#75
On February 24 2009 06:19 Insane Lane wrote:
Put it in her butt.

Then we'll see how eager she is



rofl
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
February 23 2009 22:09 GMT
#76
Get her pregnant and let your penis enjoy a 9 month vacation
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
February 23 2009 22:16 GMT
#77
Use your mouth.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
February 23 2009 22:17 GMT
#78
On February 24 2009 07:09 o3.power91 wrote:
Get her pregnant and let your penis enjoy a 9 month vacation


hahahahahahahaha
u gotta sk8
jinwoooooooo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States176 Posts
February 23 2009 22:19 GMT
#79
Get her to orgasm first every time. See how she'd feel
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 23 2009 22:25 GMT
#80
Haha sounds like you've got a nymphomaniac of some sort. Awesome.

Dildo is indeed a good idea. Talk to her.
XK ßubonic
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
February 23 2009 22:32 GMT
#81
as hilarious as this blog is, the same thing happened to me. talk to her about it.
good vibes only
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
February 23 2009 22:36 GMT
#82
I can kinda relate, it's just the male stereotype acting up. No matter how drunk/tired/not in the mood you might be, you're expected to want sex.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 23 2009 22:38 GMT
#83
It's all a lie. I don't think there's such a thing as a "cute, loyal" filipino girl who doesn't flirt around and doesn't love drama.

just kidding. (though truth be told the vast majority of flip girls ive come across have all been insane... T_T )


But seriously...are you fucking serious? If this is a troll, I laughed. If this is real, then fucking TALK to her, get everything out in the open, and move forward from there. Or start fucking with condoms, that might save your dick a little bit.
Hello
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
February 23 2009 23:32 GMT
#84
How about a blowjob in the back seat before I go?


I lol'd
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 23 2009 23:53 GMT
#85
dude, use your head
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
February 24 2009 00:02 GMT
#86
On February 24 2009 08:53 Elvin_vn wrote:
dude, use your head

this might hurt, use hers.

need pic to learn more though
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
February 24 2009 00:07 GMT
#87
I dont believe it
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 00:38 GMT
#88
those of you who like a good joke check zatic's post in page 2 with the link.. MONKEYSPANKER there = rebirthoflegend here.. notice his defense of this concept? Only difference being the other time he defended it he was on another ID that got banned.. lool
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 24 2009 01:00 GMT
#89
On February 24 2009 07:19 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Get her to orgasm first every time. See how she'd feel



Yeah but girls can do it more than once and therefore, would want it more.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 01:04 GMT
#90
Stick it in her ass next time unexpectedly. See how she likes it then.
why so 진지해?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 01:06 GMT
#91
On February 24 2009 10:04 Rekrul wrote:
Stick it in her ass next time unexpectedly. See how she likes it then.


someone already said that roflfl
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 01:07 GMT
#92
oh =[
why so 진지해?
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
February 24 2009 01:07 GMT
#93
What's your girlfriends number/address? I'll take her every other day if you want some relief.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
February 24 2009 01:48 GMT
#94
is this like the wet dick blog?

either way, you have to let her know that you need a break or else keep on doing her
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 02:11:15
February 24 2009 02:10 GMT
#95
yeah this happens to me all the time. Every freaking girl I date does this to me, and it's just too much and I have to break up with them. By god I've been having sex at least 20 times a week for the past 2 years.

sucks, doesn't it?

Edit: and I must have gone through 10-12 freaking hot girls too. Seriously, wtf.
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
February 24 2009 03:03 GMT
#96
Ok that last post there blew any type of realism this thread may have had.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 03:25:50
February 24 2009 03:23 GMT
#97
Edit: On second thought, inc just dumb troll lolololol, we should just make a single thread for you, frits, and headbangaa to act like jackasses. It will be fun!
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 03:43:14
February 24 2009 03:42 GMT
#98
Wow I had the same exact problem.

Well, not exactly the same. I had five simultaneous nymphomaniac girlfriends and I just couldn't find enough time to rest.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 03:43 GMT
#99
On February 24 2009 12:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Edit: On second thought, inc just dumb troll lolololol, we should just make a single thread for you, frits, and headbangaa to act like jackasses. It will be fun!


We do have those.. it is called "every blog monkeyspanker makes about this weeks rage fight with his girlfriends disgruntled parents"
Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
February 24 2009 04:31 GMT
#100
This is certainly a possible problem. I don't know if I'm in the minority here but it is definitely possible to get sore from too much sex in a short period of time. As Chill already mentioned, try talking to her. Barring that, the sex toy suggestion might not be a bad idea. I've got no experience with that option though so take that with a grain of salt.
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
February 24 2009 04:36 GMT
#101
Quite funny that retarded threads such as these receive so much more attention than the other blogs that are SC-related or worth reading.
Flamboyant
Profile Joined January 2009
United States57 Posts
February 24 2009 05:38 GMT
#102
The threadstarter is the best troller ever.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 24 2009 07:12 GMT
#103
wow.... lmao use your mouth and fingers! If she wants more stick it in her butt and she will stop. If not then buy viagra. if not then shit i'm sorry. your dick won't be working anymore.
Life?
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7864 Posts
February 24 2009 09:32 GMT
#104
If you "love her very much" why do you call her a bitch and talk about your intimate life, which is something you want to keep for yourself when you love someone, on a public forum where hundred of blocks will make greasy jokes about it?

I'll never undersatand some people.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 24 2009 10:12 GMT
#105
Pretty good blog. 5/5.

Talk to her. Seriously. if things are going well already, then you might as well talk to her about it. No need to try to talk to her about it when things are going poorly.
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avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
February 24 2009 11:12 GMT
#106
troll thread, brag thread, stupid thread, take ur pic 0/5
/quote incs post
Sup
VioleTAK
Profile Joined July 2006
4315 Posts
February 24 2009 11:25 GMT
#107
On February 24 2009 18:32 Biff The Understudy wrote:
If you "love her very much" why do you call her a bitch and talk about your intimate life, which is something you want to keep for yourself when you love someone, on a public forum where hundred of blocks will make greasy jokes about it?

I'll never undersatand some people.

Because:
On February 24 2009 20:12 avilo wrote:
troll thread, brag thread, stupid thread, take ur pic 0/5
/quote incs post

Every fan of Starcraft is a fan of Lim Yo Hwan by association
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 12:53:59
February 24 2009 12:49 GMT
#108
EDIT: just saw inc's post.

<deleted>
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
February 24 2009 13:52 GMT
#109
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15324 Posts
February 24 2009 14:08 GMT
#110
On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.

I was hoping for inc cause of this post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261&currentpage=3#43
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 15:58 GMT
#111
LOL i never saw that THATS GOLD LOL
why so 진지해?
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
February 25 2009 04:05 GMT
#112
Definetly going to go with the sex toy advice use it on her to give your poor willy a timeout, but be subtle about it.
OMG you nasty gurl
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
February 25 2009 04:28 GMT
#113
Either tell her that you only want threesomes or that you're gay.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 25 2009 08:07 GMT
#114
On February 24 2009 05:04 Chill wrote:
ps did about think about that dog thread? lolololol


XDXDXD OMFG I just cried tears of laughter.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
February 25 2009 11:09 GMT
#115
Ok, this blog was win. Definitely worth the 10 minutes of my time to read this
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
February 25 2009 14:16 GMT
#116
On February 24 2009 23:08 zatic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote:
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.

I was hoping for inc cause of this post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261&currentpage=3#43

LOL! Yeah wow remember reading that haha. That's a good one :D.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 25 2009 21:23 GMT
#117
This is EXACTLY why DV is jacking off 10 to 20 times a day.

He's not pathetic, he's training!
Looks like you forgot to do your homework, dude.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-26 02:19:51
February 26 2009 02:18 GMT
#118
I'll sub in for you just gimme a call 714-555-1864
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 26 2009 03:34 GMT
#119
On February 26 2009 11:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I'll sub in for you just gimme a call 714-555-1864

On February 24 2009 10:07 Jonoman92 wrote:
What's your girlfriends number/address? I'll take her every other day if you want some relief.
On February 24 2009 05:25 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I'll definitely take some of her energy out of her.
But show me pics first.

On February 24 2009 04:43 Kinky wrote:
You should share her with us


lol guys really i appreciate the offer but like i said shes very loyal and doesn't flirt with other guys, she would never go for this sorry ;p
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
February 26 2009 04:53 GMT
#120
you sure about that? lol
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 03 2009 07:30 GMT
#121
use this


[image loading]
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
March 03 2009 07:34 GMT
#122
^^
"As advertised in any Japanese porno!
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
March 03 2009 07:41 GMT
#123
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.


This was awesome. You sure know how to see through bullshit and articulate it.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
-slo.m1ke-
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Slovenia352 Posts
March 03 2009 08:29 GMT
#124
there is no such thing as too much sex.
yukido
Profile Joined February 2009
Germany102 Posts
March 03 2009 09:32 GMT
#125
I smell copypasta.
ChoboOv
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada126 Posts
March 03 2009 22:00 GMT
#126
I suggest you talk to her. plain and simple. Tell her the truth what is on your mind. It will go a long way.
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
March 04 2009 00:22 GMT
#127
You are a jerk.
asdfasdf
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
March 04 2009 00:53 GMT
#128
On March 03 2009 16:30 thedeadhaji wrote:
use this


[image loading]

Moderator
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
March 04 2009 03:06 GMT
#129
There is definitely a thing as too much sex. There is a point where it literally becomes painful. That's the point at which you should simply no longer do it.

In my case, I found that my girlfriend didn't actually want to do it that much. She was doing it because she thought that is what I wanted. I'm guessing that your situation is probably the same. She may even be relieved if you bring it up with her.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 04 2009 04:31 GMT
#130
This reminds me of Wedding Crashers, that girl just wants too much
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
March 04 2009 07:12 GMT
#131
can we trade places....
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 04 2009 08:10 GMT
#132
Still no picture :/
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
March 04 2009 08:14 GMT
#133
+ Show Spoiler +
Sex thread the most popular blog wow how original
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7864 Posts
March 04 2009 09:59 GMT
#134
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.

That's gold.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
March 04 2009 10:40 GMT
#135
Just tell her you made a thread about it on the internet and she well stop making sex with you.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 04 2009 15:06 GMT
#136
...I haven't had this problem since I was like 16. I know this feeling but haven't been quite near it in years. I usually try to find different females to do this with. But since I suck ass @ life I can only get like one a month atm. So yea I am far away from having a dead penis. I don't jack off enough to accomplish the dead penis either.

I think the problem lays in you not making her orgasm within the first or second or third time. I may be wrong since I am just assuming but I really am not going to read the pages to catch up with the story.
ya had ya shot kid!
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
March 04 2009 19:52 GMT
#137
give her a taste of her own medicine!!! do her alot then make her not wanna do it anymore? ... just stop reading this and go to the next one.. ><
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
March 05 2009 02:30 GMT
#138
yall should have sex and make up
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
March 05 2009 02:42 GMT
#139
This thread proves average iq on TL is not 120.
Multiply your efforts.
Eminencia
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore162 Posts
March 05 2009 06:13 GMT
#140
TL has certainly got me at HELLO...

On February 24 2009 06:24 LaLaBye wrote:
Wow, people blog these kinds of things? And on a site that covers StarCraft? TL community always amazes me

www.Mionix.net
Eminencia
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore162 Posts
March 05 2009 06:15 GMT
#141
On March 04 2009 18:59 Biff The Understudy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.

That's gold.


Wrong, that's Legendary! :D
www.Mionix.net
Racinette
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada11 Posts
March 05 2009 10:13 GMT
#142
Too much detail about you're penis....
1a2a3aGG
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States225 Posts
March 05 2009 10:18 GMT
#143
If this is honestly a problem and if she is such a good girlfriend... you should be able to talk to her about this...

Just tell her listen... its possible to get blue balls from not only not enough sex... but too much LMAO.

no but really just tell her its too much and it physically hurts... Im sure if shes a good gf she will understand... at least try and get her down to like once a day sometimes twice...

go on a roadtrip with ur friends... HEAL! lol
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
March 05 2009 22:23 GMT
#144
On March 05 2009 19:18 1a2a3aGG wrote:
If this is honestly a problem and if she is such a good girlfriend... you should be able to talk to her about this...

Just tell her listen... its possible to get blue balls from not only not enough sex... but too much LMAO.

no but really just tell her its too much and it physically hurts... Im sure if shes a good gf she will understand... at least try and get her down to like once a day sometimes twice...

go on a roadtrip with ur friends... HEAL! lol


Are you suggesting he give her a time out?
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