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Pengu1n
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BreaK
Canada890 Posts
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Pulimuli
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b3tty
Canada216 Posts
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Mastermind
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Dante08
Singapore4121 Posts
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megastarcraft20
United States74 Posts
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paper
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this is from my experience at a hs with 18718927312893 flips : ) | ||
blapsd
England121 Posts
or tell her you wanna use sex toys together. Then let the sex toys do most of the work when u cant handle it. | ||
Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:11 Dante08 wrote: ROFL AWESOME BLOG!!! laughing like mad :D Lol I had to hold back the laughter in class, such a good blog. Maybe you can just tell her that you cannot physiologically take it. She can't blame you there. | ||
AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
either way, i'm not attracted to fillipinos so i pity you | ||
minus_human
4784 Posts
i have to read it again to believe it lets all hide in fear and wait for Rekrul! | ||
Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
Anyway.. before i can explain my point more thoroughly im gonna need pics. | ||
minus_human
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Malongo
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zatic
Zurich15315 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
5/5 would read again | ||
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Canada371 Posts
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Ganfei
Taiwan1439 Posts
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Vietnam2038 Posts
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United States4126 Posts
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
and yes we all think you are weak and don`t deserve what you have | ||
MasterReY
Germany2708 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:30 minus_human wrote: and preferably a video, so we can judge her actions better THIS^^ no really we need pics to judge. attempt to help (without pics): On February 24 2009 04:19 blapsd wrote: buy her a dildo or tell her you wanna use sex toys together. Then let the sex toys do most of the work when u cant handle it. This works for me quite well to. Vibrator is always there if i dont want sex sometimes :O She's happy :D | ||
JinSin
United States83 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25969 Posts
Also, I don't think sex should take an hour. Edit: In fact I'm sure it shouldn't. Even if you're bone dry it shouldn't take an hour. | ||
FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25969 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote: Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her. I have never heard of this working. I admire your willingness to step outside of the box to point out such a radical technique. Strange problem imo. Listen to Chill. | ||
BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Add a bunch of "I love this girl very very very much" lines so she doesn't take it the wrong way. | ||
KlaCkoN
Sweden1661 Posts
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
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SchOOl_VicTIm
Greece2394 Posts
It's not always about pleasing the lady, dude. Tell her you don't feel like it, make her understand we can't be up and horny all the fucking time. If she can't understand, it's her problem. Of course it's cool that you want to please her, and you should if she's so cool, but put your own needs and desires first, or you'll end up miserable. | ||
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Chill
Calgary25969 Posts
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b3tty
Canada216 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:25 minus_human wrote: jesus christ i have to read it again to believe it lets all hide in fear and wait for Rekrul! yeah, i'm waiting too. : ) | ||
bludragen88
United States527 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote: Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her. I vote that Chill take over blogs as well as the strat forum. Clearly he is the master of both realms! Slightly more on topic, this could totally be a serious problem... I had the same problem with a girl before. And Chill is right... talking does wonders! | ||
TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:54 Racenilatr wrote: break up lolz i friend of mine was in a relationship like this, where it became nothing more then sex. This is how he delt with it.Cause talking doesnt always work, although its the best way | ||
pyrogenetix
United Arab Emirates5091 Posts
sorry had to haha couldn't resist | ||
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Washington, D.C9933 Posts
it is strikingly difficult to be more sarcastic without pix/movies or at least claymation / printable flip-book pictures in pdf format portraying said problem in a graphic and arousing fashion | ||
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USA29055 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. | ||
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zatic
Zurich15315 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261 One should make a gallery of those threads. | ||
ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
Why don't you leave this blog open on our compy and when she goes to check her email she will be like "What the fuck dude?" and then you can have a break from sex because she will be mad at you. | ||
Too_MuchZerg
Finland2818 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. That was a fucking great post=) Haha but but please... Fucking please don't tell me someone made a thread saying "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"... I mean the dip into water was just wtf gtfo because it was just stupid, but "my girl thinks im to big" is not only really stupid but also really pathetic step2. | ||
MarklarMarklar
Fiji1823 Posts
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
But show me pics first. | ||
DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
I can't believe, a guy is complaning about "too much sex". wtf. ![]() | ||
Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. lol | ||
naonao
United States847 Posts
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:10 pyrogenetix wrote: satisfy her. or maybe one day you'll come back and find her with your dog... >_o sorry had to haha couldn't resist oh god i guess ill have to just suck it up for sake of my poor puppy! | ||
Vin{MBL}
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il0seonpurpose
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Skyze
Canada2324 Posts
But umm. My advice.. Learn to lick good. and just satisfy her as much as you can. If she tries to grab you or anything, just say that mr happy is out of juice.. and be upfront, say altho you want to, you are too sore and its too much right now.. Be perfectly clear about a mans limitation in that action, and make sure she knows its not her fault, or whatever. Of course, for that to work and for her not to dump you to goto another guy who can keep up, you have to make sure you can pleasure her really well without your friend. That takes practice/time and most guys dont really seem to know what they are doing.. so you'll have to just do lots of reading and ask advice from female friends. and practice I guess. | ||
poilord
Germany3252 Posts
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d_so
Korea (South)3262 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Getting a psychological sex stigma is surely a better way. | ||
BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
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stalife
Canada1222 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
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KingofHearts
Japan562 Posts
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
Then we'll see how eager she is | ||
Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
These threads are so lame... I cannot stand TL members who consistently feel the need to be Joe Cool, in this way, and by 'bullying' and putting other members down. (Those who don't have it coming, anyway.) Sadly this is like 30+% of TL. It's a good thing the other 70% is awesome, otherwise I'd go back to being a lurker. | ||
LaLaBye
United States90 Posts
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. gg no re... | ||
Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
Im at home browsing tl.net getting horny watching vods of f91 raping the shit out of Idra At least I can relate to that! | ||
AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
As for advice to the OP, your best bet is to get some sex toys to take the pressure off your own anatomy. It's a win-win situation: she's happy, and you can recover. | ||
Turbovolver
Australia2384 Posts
OP: What, do you have no recovery time? The way you describe it all sounds like you are talking out your ass. Anyways, she probably sees sex as the only way she can get your attention to the degree she wants, meaning she's either really needy or you are being too distant, or both. Replies: The grass is always greener. You get a lot of sex, all with the same girl, and it's hard to make that keep it's magic. What do you think happens in most long term relationships? Imagine if a guy came here and made a post complaining that his superhot girlfriend always only wanted to play starcraft with him. A bunch of people would be all like "awesome, oh you're so lucky", and yet there he is getting no sex and missing out on a bunch of other relationship things. The OP's situation really isn't so different, don't try to pretend that you, or males in general, truly only want sex from this world. Even if that was true, as soon as you start getting sex, the mind opens up more things that you want. | ||
Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
Suck it up. | ||
RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
Also incontrol, way too forced lmao. It is an actual problem when you have too much sex, me and my girlfriend on the times where we get a good 4-5 hours together will have sex like 4-5 times. Jimminy, I admit your stamina is impressive <3 then again when I use condoms I can last that long, it just doesn't feel as good for me. For all the people shamelessly hating on him, it is an actual problem, for a more easy to relate to situation for most of us, have you ever masturbated so many times that you couldn't do it because it hurt? I know I can't be the only one who got bored one day and tried to set his own personal masturbation record, after the 5th time it feels forced and not even as enjoyable, after the 6th I had friction burn and it just hurt to touch my dick. Its the same with sex, if you do it too much it will start to hurt, the more of I have sex the more sensitive my dick gets, it takes time to recover but it normally can do it pretty fast. I know however that there is a breaking point, I have never reached it with my girlfriend though, but I am sure I will eventually, she just always wants sex. I don't claim it to be a problem for me, but I don't pretend it isn't a very possible situation. Due to other situations I rarely gets like an entire day alone with my girlfriend, or I am sure I would hit that prick wall of dickhurt. But since I don't ever really get that day, I don't find myself stressed about it. Jimmy, my advice is just talk to her about it and get her some toys, if you really can't bear it anymore. Also maybe spooning or something in between sex? Its a good way to wind down after sex, and gives you some nice rest time. and to everyone else, I have seen his girlfriend, shes pretty cute. This isn't a fake problem. | ||
b3tty
Canada216 Posts
On February 24 2009 06:19 Insane Lane wrote: Put it in her butt. Then we'll see how eager she is rofl | ||
o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
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Hittegods
Stockholm4640 Posts
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
On February 24 2009 07:09 o3.power91 wrote: Get her pregnant and let your penis enjoy a 9 month vacation hahahahahahahaha | ||
jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
Dildo is indeed a good idea. Talk to her. | ||
Meta
United States6225 Posts
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Hittegods
Stockholm4640 Posts
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PH
United States6173 Posts
just kidding. (though truth be told the vast majority of flip girls ive come across have all been insane... T_T ) But seriously...are you fucking serious? If this is a troll, I laughed. If this is real, then fucking TALK to her, get everything out in the open, and move forward from there. Or start fucking with condoms, that might save your dick a little bit. | ||
emucxg
Finland4559 Posts
I lol'd | ||
Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On February 24 2009 08:53 Elvin_vn wrote: dude, use your head this might hurt, use hers. need pic to learn more though | ||
iloahz
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
On February 24 2009 07:19 jinwoooooooo wrote: Get her to orgasm first every time. See how she'd feel Yeah but girls can do it more than once and therefore, would want it more. | ||
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Rekrul
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USA29055 Posts
On February 24 2009 10:04 Rekrul wrote: Stick it in her ass next time unexpectedly. See how she likes it then. someone already said that roflfl | ||
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Jonoman92
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29 fps
United States5720 Posts
either way, you have to let her know that you need a break or else keep on doing her | ||
Deleted User 31060
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sucks, doesn't it? Edit: and I must have gone through 10-12 freaking hot girls too. Seriously, wtf. | ||
Jonoman92
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RebirthOfLeGenD
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micronesia
United States24612 Posts
Well, not exactly the same. I had five simultaneous nymphomaniac girlfriends and I just couldn't find enough time to rest. | ||
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USA29055 Posts
On February 24 2009 12:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: Edit: On second thought, inc just dumb troll lolololol, we should just make a single thread for you, frits, and headbangaa to act like jackasses. It will be fun! We do have those.. it is called "every blog monkeyspanker makes about this weeks rage fight with his girlfriends disgruntled parents" | ||
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United States1288 Posts
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NeVeR
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Flamboyant
United States57 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7825 Posts
I'll never undersatand some people. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
Talk to her. Seriously. if things are going well already, then you might as well talk to her about it. No need to try to talk to her about it when things are going poorly. | ||
avilo
United States4100 Posts
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VioleTAK
Israel4279 Posts
On February 24 2009 18:32 Biff The Understudy wrote: If you "love her very much" why do you call her a bitch and talk about your intimate life, which is something you want to keep for yourself when you love someone, on a public forum where hundred of blocks will make greasy jokes about it? I'll never undersatand some people. Because: On February 24 2009 20:12 avilo wrote: troll thread, brag thread, stupid thread, take ur pic 0/5 /quote incs post | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19129 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women. | ||
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zatic
Zurich15315 Posts
On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women. I was hoping for inc cause of this post: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261¤tpage=3#43 | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Kuja900
United States3564 Posts
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Durak
Canada3684 Posts
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Australia3316 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:04 Chill wrote: ps did about think about that dog thread? lolololol XDXDXD OMFG I just cried tears of laughter. | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19129 Posts
On February 24 2009 23:08 zatic wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote: On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women. I was hoping for inc cause of this post: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261¤tpage=3#43 LOL! Yeah wow remember reading that haha. That's a good one :D. | ||
Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
He's not pathetic, he's training! Looks like you forgot to do your homework, dude. | ||
CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
On February 26 2009 11:18 CharlieMurphy wrote: I'll sub in for you just gimme a call 714-555-1864 On February 24 2009 10:07 Jonoman92 wrote: What's your girlfriends number/address? I'll take her every other day if you want some relief. On February 24 2009 05:25 DoctorHelvetica wrote: I'll definitely take some of her energy out of her. But show me pics first. On February 24 2009 04:43 Kinky wrote: You should share her with us ![]() lol guys really i appreciate the offer but like i said shes very loyal and doesn't flirt with other guys, she would never go for this sorry ;p | ||
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
"As advertised in any Japanese porno! | ||
Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. This was awesome. You sure know how to see through bullshit and articulate it. | ||
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Slovenia352 Posts
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yukido
Germany102 Posts
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ChoboOv
Canada126 Posts
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Canada262 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25969 Posts
On March 03 2009 16:30 thedeadhaji wrote: use this | ||
GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
In my case, I found that my girlfriend didn't actually want to do it that much. She was doing it because she thought that is what I wanted. I'm guessing that your situation is probably the same. She may even be relieved if you bring it up with her. | ||
il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
Sex thread the most popular blog wow how original | ||
Biff The Understudy
France7825 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. That's gold. | ||
VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
I think the problem lays in you not making her orgasm within the first or second or third time. I may be wrong since I am just assuming but I really am not going to read the pages to catch up with the story. | ||
stiga
United States377 Posts
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stiga
United States377 Posts
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
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Eminencia
Singapore162 Posts
On February 24 2009 06:24 LaLaBye wrote: Wow, people blog these kinds of things? And on a site that covers StarCraft? TL community always amazes me | ||
Eminencia
Singapore162 Posts
On March 04 2009 18:59 Biff The Understudy wrote: Show nested quote + On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. That's gold. Wrong, that's Legendary! :D | ||
Racinette
Canada11 Posts
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1a2a3aGG
United States225 Posts
Just tell her listen... its possible to get blue balls from not only not enough sex... but too much LMAO. no but really just tell her its too much and it physically hurts... Im sure if shes a good gf she will understand... at least try and get her down to like once a day sometimes twice... go on a roadtrip with ur friends... HEAL! lol | ||
Flaccid
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On March 05 2009 19:18 1a2a3aGG wrote: If this is honestly a problem and if she is such a good girlfriend... you should be able to talk to her about this... Just tell her listen... its possible to get blue balls from not only not enough sex... but too much LMAO. no but really just tell her its too much and it physically hurts... Im sure if shes a good gf she will understand... at least try and get her down to like once a day sometimes twice... go on a roadtrip with ur friends... HEAL! lol Are you suggesting he give her a time out? | ||
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