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NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
February 24 2009 04:36 GMT
#101
Quite funny that retarded threads such as these receive so much more attention than the other blogs that are SC-related or worth reading.
Flamboyant
Profile Joined January 2009
United States57 Posts
February 24 2009 05:38 GMT
#102
The threadstarter is the best troller ever.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 24 2009 07:12 GMT
#103
wow.... lmao use your mouth and fingers! If she wants more stick it in her butt and she will stop. If not then buy viagra. if not then shit i'm sorry. your dick won't be working anymore.
Life?
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France8128 Posts
February 24 2009 09:32 GMT
#104
If you "love her very much" why do you call her a bitch and talk about your intimate life, which is something you want to keep for yourself when you love someone, on a public forum where hundred of blocks will make greasy jokes about it?

I'll never undersatand some people.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 24 2009 10:12 GMT
#105
Pretty good blog. 5/5.

Talk to her. Seriously. if things are going well already, then you might as well talk to her about it. No need to try to talk to her about it when things are going poorly.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
February 24 2009 11:12 GMT
#106
troll thread, brag thread, stupid thread, take ur pic 0/5
/quote incs post
Sup
VioleTAK
Profile Joined July 2006
4408 Posts
February 24 2009 11:25 GMT
#107
On February 24 2009 18:32 Biff The Understudy wrote:
If you "love her very much" why do you call her a bitch and talk about your intimate life, which is something you want to keep for yourself when you love someone, on a public forum where hundred of blocks will make greasy jokes about it?

I'll never undersatand some people.

Because:
On February 24 2009 20:12 avilo wrote:
troll thread, brag thread, stupid thread, take ur pic 0/5
/quote incs post

Every fan of Starcraft is a fan of Lim Yo Hwan by association
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 12:53:59
February 24 2009 12:49 GMT
#108
EDIT: just saw inc's post.

<deleted>
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 24 2009 13:52 GMT
#109
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
February 24 2009 14:08 GMT
#110
On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.

I was hoping for inc cause of this post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261&currentpage=3#43
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 15:58 GMT
#111
LOL i never saw that THATS GOLD LOL
why so 진지해?
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
February 25 2009 04:05 GMT
#112
Definetly going to go with the sex toy advice use it on her to give your poor willy a timeout, but be subtle about it.
OMG you nasty gurl
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
February 25 2009 04:28 GMT
#113
Either tell her that you only want threesomes or that you're gay.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 25 2009 08:07 GMT
#114
On February 24 2009 05:04 Chill wrote:
ps did about think about that dog thread? lolololol


XDXDXD OMFG I just cried tears of laughter.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
February 25 2009 11:09 GMT
#115
Ok, this blog was win. Definitely worth the 10 minutes of my time to read this
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 25 2009 14:16 GMT
#116
On February 24 2009 23:08 zatic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 22:52 Nyovne wrote:
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?

Or Rek/Strafe :D. Plus never count out Kennigit with a good punchline whenever its about women.

I was hoping for inc cause of this post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261&currentpage=3#43

LOL! Yeah wow remember reading that haha. That's a good one :D.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 25 2009 21:23 GMT
#117
This is EXACTLY why DV is jacking off 10 to 20 times a day.

He's not pathetic, he's training!
Looks like you forgot to do your homework, dude.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-26 02:19:51
February 26 2009 02:18 GMT
#118
I'll sub in for you just gimme a call 714-555-1864
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 26 2009 03:34 GMT
#119
On February 26 2009 11:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I'll sub in for you just gimme a call 714-555-1864

On February 24 2009 10:07 Jonoman92 wrote:
What's your girlfriends number/address? I'll take her every other day if you want some relief.
On February 24 2009 05:25 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I'll definitely take some of her energy out of her.
But show me pics first.

On February 24 2009 04:43 Kinky wrote:
You should share her with us


lol guys really i appreciate the offer but like i said shes very loyal and doesn't flirt with other guys, she would never go for this sorry ;p
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
February 26 2009 04:53 GMT
#120
you sure about that? lol
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