EPT[H] Girl Trouble SEX T_T - Page 4
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BluzMan
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NarutO
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stalife
Canada1222 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
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KingofHearts
Japan562 Posts
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
Then we'll see how eager she is | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
These threads are so lame... I cannot stand TL members who consistently feel the need to be Joe Cool, in this way, and by 'bullying' and putting other members down. (Those who don't have it coming, anyway.) Sadly this is like 30+% of TL. It's a good thing the other 70% is awesome, otherwise I'd go back to being a lurker. | ||
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LaLaBye
United States90 Posts
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. gg no re... | ||
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Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
Im at home browsing tl.net getting horny watching vods of f91 raping the shit out of Idra At least I can relate to that! | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
As for advice to the OP, your best bet is to get some sex toys to take the pressure off your own anatomy. It's a win-win situation: she's happy, and you can recover. | ||
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Turbovolver
Australia2404 Posts
OP: What, do you have no recovery time? The way you describe it all sounds like you are talking out your ass. Anyways, she probably sees sex as the only way she can get your attention to the degree she wants, meaning she's either really needy or you are being too distant, or both. Replies: The grass is always greener. You get a lot of sex, all with the same girl, and it's hard to make that keep it's magic. What do you think happens in most long term relationships? Imagine if a guy came here and made a post complaining that his superhot girlfriend always only wanted to play starcraft with him. A bunch of people would be all like "awesome, oh you're so lucky", and yet there he is getting no sex and missing out on a bunch of other relationship things. The OP's situation really isn't so different, don't try to pretend that you, or males in general, truly only want sex from this world. Even if that was true, as soon as you start getting sex, the mind opens up more things that you want. | ||
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
Suck it up. | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
Also incontrol, way too forced lmao. It is an actual problem when you have too much sex, me and my girlfriend on the times where we get a good 4-5 hours together will have sex like 4-5 times. Jimminy, I admit your stamina is impressive <3 then again when I use condoms I can last that long, it just doesn't feel as good for me. For all the people shamelessly hating on him, it is an actual problem, for a more easy to relate to situation for most of us, have you ever masturbated so many times that you couldn't do it because it hurt? I know I can't be the only one who got bored one day and tried to set his own personal masturbation record, after the 5th time it feels forced and not even as enjoyable, after the 6th I had friction burn and it just hurt to touch my dick. Its the same with sex, if you do it too much it will start to hurt, the more of I have sex the more sensitive my dick gets, it takes time to recover but it normally can do it pretty fast. I know however that there is a breaking point, I have never reached it with my girlfriend though, but I am sure I will eventually, she just always wants sex. I don't claim it to be a problem for me, but I don't pretend it isn't a very possible situation. Due to other situations I rarely gets like an entire day alone with my girlfriend, or I am sure I would hit that prick wall of dickhurt. But since I don't ever really get that day, I don't find myself stressed about it. Jimmy, my advice is just talk to her about it and get her some toys, if you really can't bear it anymore. Also maybe spooning or something in between sex? Its a good way to wind down after sex, and gives you some nice rest time. and to everyone else, I have seen his girlfriend, shes pretty cute. This isn't a fake problem. | ||
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b3tty
Canada216 Posts
On February 24 2009 06:19 Insane Lane wrote: Put it in her butt. Then we'll see how eager she is rofl | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
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Hittegods
Stockholm4641 Posts
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
On February 24 2009 07:09 o3.power91 wrote: Get her pregnant and let your penis enjoy a 9 month vacation hahahahahahahaha | ||
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jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
Dildo is indeed a good idea. Talk to her. | ||
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