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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 23 2009 19:42 GMT
#21
wait a sec, when u shit, does ur dick dip into the water?
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
February 23 2009 19:43 GMT
#22
You should share her with us
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 23 2009 19:44 GMT
#23
use your fingers or mouth.. or *gasp* buy a dildo.

and yes we all think you are weak and don`t deserve what you have
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
February 23 2009 19:46 GMT
#24
On February 24 2009 04:30 minus_human wrote:
and preferably a video, so we can judge her actions better


THIS^^

no really we need pics to judge.

attempt to help (without pics):

On February 24 2009 04:19 blapsd wrote:
buy her a dildo

or tell her you wanna use sex toys together. Then let the sex toys do most of the work when u cant handle it.


This works for me quite well to.
Vibrator is always there if i dont want sex sometimes :O

She's happy :D
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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JinSin
Profile Joined January 2009
United States83 Posts
February 23 2009 19:49 GMT
#25
Disgrace to all males. Facepalm*
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25989 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 19:55:05
February 23 2009 19:49 GMT
#26
Use your fingers, use your mouth.

Also, I don't think sex should take an hour.

Edit: In fact I'm sure it shouldn't. Even if you're bone dry it shouldn't take an hour.
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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
February 23 2009 19:53 GMT
#27
+ Show Spoiler +
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SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 23 2009 19:54 GMT
#28
break up lolz
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 19:56 GMT
#29
lol funny but i dont think viagra would help since i can still get it up and last. and guys obviously im using my mouth and my fingers too mostly in foreplay but shes likes the penis!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25989 Posts
February 23 2009 19:56 GMT
#30
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 23 2009 19:57 GMT
#31
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote:
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.


I have never heard of this working. I admire your willingness to step outside of the box to point out such a radical technique.

Strange problem imo. Listen to Chill.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-23 19:58:54
February 23 2009 19:58 GMT
#32
Leave computer on with this thread up?

Add a bunch of "I love this girl very very very much" lines so she doesn't take it the wrong way.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
February 23 2009 20:00 GMT
#33
Lolol that's really quite funny. Get her into sm or something, you can have great sex without actually having to fuck her, You can even use it as some sort of reward :p (within the game obv)
Viagra was a funny idea too
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 23 2009 20:01 GMT
#34
sorry guys but im not going to just post her pics on here! those of you who are my friends already seen some pics of her on my facebook anyways
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
February 23 2009 20:01 GMT
#35
Lol, what a blog!

It's not always about pleasing the lady, dude. Tell her you don't feel like it, make her understand we can't be up and horny all the fucking time. If she can't understand, it's her problem. Of course it's cool that you want to please her, and you should if she's so cool, but put your own needs and desires first, or you'll end up miserable.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25989 Posts
February 23 2009 20:04 GMT
#36
ps did about think about that dog thread? lolololol
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b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 23 2009 20:05 GMT
#37
On February 24 2009 04:25 minus_human wrote:
jesus christ

i have to read it again to believe it

lets all hide in fear and wait for Rekrul!



yeah, i'm waiting too.

: )
bludragen88
Profile Joined August 2008
United States527 Posts
February 23 2009 20:07 GMT
#38
On February 24 2009 04:56 Chill wrote:
Here's an idea. Why don't you talk to her.


I vote that Chill take over blogs as well as the strat forum. Clearly he is the master of both realms!
Slightly more on topic, this could totally be a serious problem... I had the same problem with a girl before. And Chill is right... talking does wonders!
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
February 23 2009 20:09 GMT
#39
On February 24 2009 04:54 Racenilatr wrote:
break up lolz


i friend of mine was in a relationship like this, where it became nothing more then sex. This is how he delt with it.Cause talking doesnt always work, although its the best way
Dwell
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
February 23 2009 20:10 GMT
#40
satisfy her. or maybe one day you'll come back and find her with your dog... >_o

sorry had to haha couldn't resist
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
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