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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
it is strikingly difficult to be more sarcastic without pix/movies or at least claymation / printable flip-book pictures in pdf format portraying said problem in a graphic and arousing fashion | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote: Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread? Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. | ||
zatic
Zurich15366 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67261 One should make a gallery of those threads. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
Why don't you leave this blog open on our compy and when she goes to check her email she will be like "What the fuck dude?" and then you can have a break from sex because she will be mad at you. | ||
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Too_MuchZerg
Finland2818 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. That was a fucking great post=) Haha but but please... Fucking please don't tell me someone made a thread saying "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"... I mean the dip into water was just wtf gtfo because it was just stupid, but "my girl thinks im to big" is not only really stupid but also really pathetic step2. | ||
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MarklarMarklar
Fiji1823 Posts
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
But show me pics first. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
I can't believe, a guy is complaning about "too much sex". wtf.  | ||
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. lol | ||
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naonao
United States847 Posts
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:10 pyrogenetix wrote: satisfy her. or maybe one day you'll come back and find her with your dog... >_o sorry had to haha couldn't resist oh god i guess ill have to just suck it up for sake of my poor puppy! | ||
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Vin{MBL}
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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Skyze
Canada2324 Posts
But umm. My advice.. Learn to lick good. and just satisfy her as much as you can. If she tries to grab you or anything, just say that mr happy is out of juice.. and be upfront, say altho you want to, you are too sore and its too much right now.. Be perfectly clear about a mans limitation in that action, and make sure she knows its not her fault, or whatever. Of course, for that to work and for her not to dump you to goto another guy who can keep up, you have to make sure you can pleasure her really well without your friend. That takes practice/time and most guys dont really seem to know what they are doing.. so you'll have to just do lots of reading and ask advice from female friends. and practice I guess. | ||
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
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d_so
Korea (South)3262 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Getting a psychological sex stigma is surely a better way. | ||
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